Can’t Get A Ticket
Introduction:
Follow on from Can’t Get Arrested
Sam knew the instant he did it he was in trouble! “Dammit,” he cursed out loud, “stupid stop sign!” The spinning blue light on the police squad car told him instantly that he had just committed his third moving violation in the past twelve months! “Christ alive,” he thought, “I’m gonna lose my fucking license again!!!!” He waited until the officer was next to his door before rolling down his window. Trying the “I don’t have a clue approach”, he offered, “Something wrong, officer?”
The female police woman ignoring his obvious con job, said, “Sir, you just ran that stop sign and you didn’t even make an attempt to stop!” “Well,” he ventured, “I am late for work and I just didn’t see the sign, I’m real sorry!” “I’m sure you are,” she intoned, “but we’ll have to write you up a ticket anyway, maybe next time you’ll pay a little more attention.” Now feeling desperate, Sam decided to plead with her, hoping that by throwing himself at her mercy she might let him go with a warning. By this time her partner had joined her and was wondering what was taking so long.
The first officer answered, “Sam here says that he has had two other violations over the past year and will lose his license if he gets another mover.” Her partner just shrugged and said, “No skin off our nose, give him the ticket!!”
“Damn her,” thought Sam, he figured he had convinced the first one to give him a pass until this new bitch screwed up the works! Please,” he begged, “I’ll do anything, just don’t give me a ticket, I need to drive for my work, please!!!” The two cops looked at each other and in lowered voices exchanged a few words. After a minute or so, the first officer said, “Get out of your car and lock it, and then follow me back to the cruiser.”
Sam didn’t know what was up, but it sounded like there was a chance that he might get out of this, so he quickly replied, “Yes officer, right away!” Hopping out of his car, he locked it and follow the two cops back to their car. The back door was opened up, and he was ordered in side. Crawling in, he was surprised when the first cop got in the back seat with him and closed the door.
Now he became a little alarmed, when the other cop got in the drivers seat, started up the engine, and drove away with him inside.
“Where are we going,” he asked in a wary voice? “Just be quiet and you’ll soon find out,” the driver said, as she turned the car into a deserted part of a county forest preserve. Now Sam began to worry for real! Here he was, all alone in a squad car with two female cops hidden from public view deep in the woods! What the hell was going on here!
They parked the car behind a stand of trees at the end of a dirt path. No one would ever see them in a million years back here, it was totally isolated from the city! The cop in the back seat turned to him and said, “Instead of giving you a ticket, we’re going to teach you a lesson.” “What kind of lesson,” he asked slowly?
She reached out her hand and began rubbing the inside of his thigh and said to the cop up front, “He’s kinda cute, don’t you think, I think we can figure out a way to make us forget about the ticket, don’t you!” Before she could answer, “Sam jumped in, ‘You can’t do this, it’s illegal!” “Arrest me,” smirked the cop, as she pulled her gun. “Take them off,” she ordered, pointing to his blue jeans!
Seeing the .357 magnum in her hand, Sam decided that this wasn’t exactly the time to put up an argument, so he unbuckled his belt and slid his pants to his ankles. As he looked the two women over, he could see that they weren’t unattractive, in fact the one in the back seat actually looked pretty decent.
“Now the shorts,” she barked, motioning with her gun hand! “Here goes nothing,” he thought, lifting his butt of the seat and sliding off his skivvies. His cock, hit by the cool evening air seemed to shrivel up under the cool gaze of his captors. “Not exactly John Holmes,” the driver laughed, pointing at his limp manhood! The other cop chastised her by saying, “Come on, give him a chance, let’s see what he can do with a little help!” A warm hand slipped around Sam’s soft pecker and gave it a gentle squeeze. Instantly it began to spring to life, growing hard and thick under the officer’s expert touch. Still feeling a little embarrassed, Mike asked, “What shall I call you, officer seems so impersonal.”
“Oh, just call me Kris,” she replied, as she continued jerking his now fully erect pecker. “See, I told you so,” she said to her partner, “he’s got a very nice one!” “Look at the big head, good enough to eat!” A second later his cock head was in the mouth of a Chicago police officer! “Eat him up Kris,” her partner implored her on, “suck the cum right out of him!”
Sam looked into the front seat, and could see that the other cop had opened up the front of her shirt and was kneading her breast through her white cotton bra.
Taking a chance, Sam said, “Nice tits honey, why don’t you take them out so we can see them?”
“Call me April,” the woman replied, as she unhooked her bra and let her large chest spill out. Just the sight of the two huge boobs made Sam moan involuntarily.
Coupled with the expert sucking his cock was receiving the image of a cop with 36D tits, made his dick pulsate even harder. Sam, now becoming more bold, slipped his hand on to the ass of his cock sucking police woman. Kris let a moan slip from her throat, as Sam’s hand roamed all over her body.
Pulling her off his now straining pecker, he told her to get out of her clothes so that he could fuck her. While she fumbled with all of her police gear, Sam remove the rest of his clothing.
When they were both naked, Sam could see that Kris had the body of a very sexy woman! Nice full chest, flat tummy, wide hips, and a very hairy blonde pussy. Leaning back he made room so she could mount the erection that was sticking out of his crotch. Slowly she lowered her cunt onto the head of his cock and worked it into her now steaming little slit. When the head was safely inside her cunt, she sank down, burying his meat deep inside of her.
Now it was his turn to moan, as her tight cunt put a death grip on his hard shaft. Her tits, now only inches from his face, were just too inviting, so he flicked his tongue over hard pink nipples, while all that time, Kris was riding his pecker towards her orgasm. “This will teach you not to run stop signs,” she panted, as she rocked back and forth on his dick! “I’m sorry officer,” he replied, “I promise to be more careful next time!”
“You’d better,” she said, “or next time we’ll have to throw the book at you!” Seconds later, they were both screaming as they went over the edge together! Like two animals in heat, they ground their crotches together, trying to get them as close together as possible! After their orgasms subsided, Kris rolled off him, and they both struggled to regain their breath Sam was startled out of his euphoria when April announced, “Now it’s my turn!” San began to protest, but April just cut him off by reminding him that they could still give him a ticket!
“Don’t worry,” she assured him, “you don’t
have to fuck me, just eat me!!!” Sliding into the back seat, she leaned up against the door and spread her now naked legs. A smooth shave pussy stared back at him, as Mike got down in a cunt lapping position. He had to admit that April smelled wonderful, the aroma of her sex wafting through the air, inflaming his nostrils. A few light kisses along her slit brought a contented sigh from her lips. A little harder pressure, and she began pushing back against his tongue. “Want me to do your clit,” he asked innocently?
“P-p-please,” she stammered, as he forced open her lips, exposing her little erection to his mouth. Her body stiffened as he went to work in earnest on her sex organ. Within minutes her breathing had become difficult, and she begged him to suck it harder. Kris, who had since gotten dressed and moved to the front seat, urged him on with, “Suck her cunt, suck her off!!”
Just hearing her friend using dirty language caused April’s cunt to contract in a long shattering orgasm! Sam was amazed at how long the female cop jerked and bucked her hips against his mouth!
Finally she had had enough and pushed his face away from her now drenched snatch. “Good boy,” she cooed, scruffing his hair while she idly fingered her cunt.
This time it was Kris who broke the spell by saying, “Okay, grab your clothes and out of the car!” The tone of her voice told him it was better not to argue with her, so he scooped up his things and hopped buck naked into the evening air.
The window to the driver’s door rolled down, and Kris said, “Watch those stop signs now, or you could get a ticket!” With that, the blue and white cop car backed up, turned around, and left him alone to dress and walk back to his car.
A smile crossed his face as he started his car and he pulled into traffic. There at the corner, waiting for someone to run the stop sign was a squad car. He gave it a glance as he went through the intersection, and nodded as the two female officers gave him the thumbs up sign.
“Well,” he thought to himself, “now that’s the way to beat a ticket!!!” Sam said as he thought back to watching his girlfriend with the cop last week. I wish she had of been there to watch as I did. He thought to himself. Maybe another time….
The female police woman ignoring his obvious con job, said, “Sir, you just ran that stop sign and you didn’t even make an attempt to stop!” “Well,” he ventured, “I am late for work and I just didn’t see the sign, I’m real sorry!” “I’m sure you are,” she intoned, “but we’ll have to write you up a ticket anyway, maybe next time you’ll pay a little more attention.” Now feeling desperate, Sam decided to plead with her, hoping that by throwing himself at her mercy she might let him go with a warning. By this time her partner had joined her and was wondering what was taking so long.
The first officer answered, “Sam here says that he has had two other violations over the past year and will lose his license if he gets another mover.” Her partner just shrugged and said, “No skin off our nose, give him the ticket!!”
“Damn her,” thought Sam, he figured he had convinced the first one to give him a pass until this new bitch screwed up the works! Please,” he begged, “I’ll do anything, just don’t give me a ticket, I need to drive for my work, please!!!” The two cops looked at each other and in lowered voices exchanged a few words. After a minute or so, the first officer said, “Get out of your car and lock it, and then follow me back to the cruiser.”
Sam didn’t know what was up, but it sounded like there was a chance that he might get out of this, so he quickly replied, “Yes officer, right away!” Hopping out of his car, he locked it and follow the two cops back to their car. The back door was opened up, and he was ordered in side. Crawling in, he was surprised when the first cop got in the back seat with him and closed the door.
Now he became a little alarmed, when the other cop got in the drivers seat, started up the engine, and drove away with him inside.
“Where are we going,” he asked in a wary voice? “Just be quiet and you’ll soon find out,” the driver said, as she turned the car into a deserted part of a county forest preserve. Now Sam began to worry for real! Here he was, all alone in a squad car with two female cops hidden from public view deep in the woods! What the hell was going on here!
They parked the car behind a stand of trees at the end of a dirt path. No one would ever see them in a million years back here, it was totally isolated from the city! The cop in the back seat turned to him and said, “Instead of giving you a ticket, we’re going to teach you a lesson.” “What kind of lesson,” he asked slowly?
She reached out her hand and began rubbing the inside of his thigh and said to the cop up front, “He’s kinda cute, don’t you think, I think we can figure out a way to make us forget about the ticket, don’t you!” Before she could answer, “Sam jumped in, ‘You can’t do this, it’s illegal!” “Arrest me,” smirked the cop, as she pulled her gun. “Take them off,” she ordered, pointing to his blue jeans!
Seeing the .357 magnum in her hand, Sam decided that this wasn’t exactly the time to put up an argument, so he unbuckled his belt and slid his pants to his ankles. As he looked the two women over, he could see that they weren’t unattractive, in fact the one in the back seat actually looked pretty decent.
“Now the shorts,” she barked, motioning with her gun hand! “Here goes nothing,” he thought, lifting his butt of the seat and sliding off his skivvies. His cock, hit by the cool evening air seemed to shrivel up under the cool gaze of his captors. “Not exactly John Holmes,” the driver laughed, pointing at his limp manhood! The other cop chastised her by saying, “Come on, give him a chance, let’s see what he can do with a little help!” A warm hand slipped around Sam’s soft pecker and gave it a gentle squeeze. Instantly it began to spring to life, growing hard and thick under the officer’s expert touch. Still feeling a little embarrassed, Mike asked, “What shall I call you, officer seems so impersonal.”
“Oh, just call me Kris,” she replied, as she continued jerking his now fully erect pecker. “See, I told you so,” she said to her partner, “he’s got a very nice one!” “Look at the big head, good enough to eat!” A second later his cock head was in the mouth of a Chicago police officer! “Eat him up Kris,” her partner implored her on, “suck the cum right out of him!”
Sam looked into the front seat, and could see that the other cop had opened up the front of her shirt and was kneading her breast through her white cotton bra.
Taking a chance, Sam said, “Nice tits honey, why don’t you take them out so we can see them?”
“Call me April,” the woman replied, as she unhooked her bra and let her large chest spill out. Just the sight of the two huge boobs made Sam moan involuntarily.
Coupled with the expert sucking his cock was receiving the image of a cop with 36D tits, made his dick pulsate even harder. Sam, now becoming more bold, slipped his hand on to the ass of his cock sucking police woman. Kris let a moan slip from her throat, as Sam’s hand roamed all over her body.
Pulling her off his now straining pecker, he told her to get out of her clothes so that he could fuck her. While she fumbled with all of her police gear, Sam remove the rest of his clothing.
When they were both naked, Sam could see that Kris had the body of a very sexy woman! Nice full chest, flat tummy, wide hips, and a very hairy blonde pussy. Leaning back he made room so she could mount the erection that was sticking out of his crotch. Slowly she lowered her cunt onto the head of his cock and worked it into her now steaming little slit. When the head was safely inside her cunt, she sank down, burying his meat deep inside of her.
Now it was his turn to moan, as her tight cunt put a death grip on his hard shaft. Her tits, now only inches from his face, were just too inviting, so he flicked his tongue over hard pink nipples, while all that time, Kris was riding his pecker towards her orgasm. “This will teach you not to run stop signs,” she panted, as she rocked back and forth on his dick! “I’m sorry officer,” he replied, “I promise to be more careful next time!”
“You’d better,” she said, “or next time we’ll have to throw the book at you!” Seconds later, they were both screaming as they went over the edge together! Like two animals in heat, they ground their crotches together, trying to get them as close together as possible! After their orgasms subsided, Kris rolled off him, and they both struggled to regain their breath Sam was startled out of his euphoria when April announced, “Now it’s my turn!” San began to protest, but April just cut him off by reminding him that they could still give him a ticket!
“Don’t worry,” she assured him, “you don’t
have to fuck me, just eat me!!!” Sliding into the back seat, she leaned up against the door and spread her now naked legs. A smooth shave pussy stared back at him, as Mike got down in a cunt lapping position. He had to admit that April smelled wonderful, the aroma of her sex wafting through the air, inflaming his nostrils. A few light kisses along her slit brought a contented sigh from her lips. A little harder pressure, and she began pushing back against his tongue. “Want me to do your clit,” he asked innocently?
“P-p-please,” she stammered, as he forced open her lips, exposing her little erection to his mouth. Her body stiffened as he went to work in earnest on her sex organ. Within minutes her breathing had become difficult, and she begged him to suck it harder. Kris, who had since gotten dressed and moved to the front seat, urged him on with, “Suck her cunt, suck her off!!”
Just hearing her friend using dirty language caused April’s cunt to contract in a long shattering orgasm! Sam was amazed at how long the female cop jerked and bucked her hips against his mouth!
Finally she had had enough and pushed his face away from her now drenched snatch. “Good boy,” she cooed, scruffing his hair while she idly fingered her cunt.
This time it was Kris who broke the spell by saying, “Okay, grab your clothes and out of the car!” The tone of her voice told him it was better not to argue with her, so he scooped up his things and hopped buck naked into the evening air.
The window to the driver’s door rolled down, and Kris said, “Watch those stop signs now, or you could get a ticket!” With that, the blue and white cop car backed up, turned around, and left him alone to dress and walk back to his car.
A smile crossed his face as he started his car and he pulled into traffic. There at the corner, waiting for someone to run the stop sign was a squad car. He gave it a glance as he went through the intersection, and nodded as the two female officers gave him the thumbs up sign.
“Well,” he thought to himself, “now that’s the way to beat a ticket!!!” Sam said as he thought back to watching his girlfriend with the cop last week. I wish she had of been there to watch as I did. He thought to himself. Maybe another time….
