So this was the other day. I wanted to have sex. By want to have sex, of course, i mean want to have sex really bad. I really want to have sex. so i walked down the street. i saw a ggirl. i askerd her what the fucking hell is your fucking name bitch. fucking because i want to fuck you. hahahaha. do you get it? she says hahahahaha you are so funny! please let me tasste your sperm. right there in the middle of the street she got down on her knees. i whipped my thing out and came al over her face, her hair, her t shirt, every fucking where. i think this was a great thing. this was a fun time. thent the neighbors called the cops. they were watching me and jerking off but they were mean assholes like that. i gave the bitch some clean stuff, cleaned her up, and drove her back to her fucking place, where we fucked again. then i drove back to my place. there on the front step of my house there were two cops waiting for me. they were both female. they had tits the size of fucking rims on a car. i wanted to fuck them and see how it felt. so i said, hey ladies, gotta second? i wanna FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!! then they got on their knees and sucked me clean. i couldn’t help it. i came all over their fucking face. then they put me in the back seat of their car. they were insatiable!!!!! i fucked them for ten hours straight. eventually they said, we’ll let you get off with a warning this time, but the next time, you’ll be in prison, y’hear? and winked at me. i waved then my dick got hard again and sperm leaped from my cock and i covered the fucking car with my sperm. So this was the other day. I wanted to have sex. By want to have sex, of course, i mean want to have sex really bad. I really want to have sex. so i walked down the street. i saw a ggirl. i askerd her what the fucking hell is your fucking name bitch. fucking because i want to fuck you. hahahaha. do you get it? she says hahahahaha you are so funny! please let me tasste your sperm. right there in the middle of the street she got down on her knees. i whipped my thing out and came al over her face, her hair, her t shirt, every fucking where. i think this was a great thing. this was a fun time. thent the neighbors called the cops. they were watching me and jerking off but they were mean assholes like that. i gave the bitch some clean stuff, cleaned her up, and drove her back to her fucking place, where we fucked again. then i drove back to my place. there on the front step of my house there were two cops waiting for me. they were both female. they had tits the size of fucking rims on a car. i wanted to fuck them and see how it felt. so i said, hey ladies, gotta second? i wanna FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!! then they got on their knees and sucked me clean. i couldn’t help it. i came all over their fucking face. then they put me in the back seat of their car. they were insatiable!!!!! i fucked them for ten hours straight. eventually they said, we’ll let you get off with a warning this time, but the next time, you’ll be in prison, y’hear? and winked at me. i waved then my dick got hard again and sperm leaped from my cock and i covered the fucking car with my sperm. after all that shit, i sure as hell felt like a fucking winner, wouldn’t you feel like that if yu had had such a fucking good night? there goes that pun again fucking. such a powerful word. i love fucking girls and fucking theeeir brains out until they say let’s fuck again and we fuck and fuck and fuck and FUCK. FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeeeeeeeeeeea that’s what life’s all about booooooooooooooooooooooooooyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, as fllavor flav, that nigger with the fucking clock around his neck would say. i listen to nigger music very seldom. but i hang out with a lot of normal people day to day and that’s what they talk about, nigger music and shit like that. then i went to a coffee shoip. and guess who was cooking my latte! it was a fucking black chick. i didn’t kknow a black chick could be so hot. so i took hher to my room and fucked her. it turned out she was a prostitute. so i gave her some fried chicken and watermelon and she was happy.
then i walked down the street again. this time i was looking for a bitch to rape. i wanted to rape a bitch. i saw a bitch in the street and was like hey bitch let me rape you. she was like no then i was like yes and i raped her. i raped her and then everyon else wanted to be raped. then the police came and they tried to rape me and i was al like don’t taze me bro and i totally raped them instead.
then i went to find a chick to fuck some more for the epic win. i wanted to mount her back and fucking ride herr around like a fffucking donkey because bitches ain’t shit. i wanted to fucking rape her and cum all over her fucking face. but i did that already. this time i was going to fucking destroy her alive and eat her. i wanted to find a chick and fucking stick a giraffe dick in her ass.
so here is how it went down.
i took her to a fucking horse. i fud her the horse dick. the tip barely fit in her mouth. but after one day of practice i got it to stick the whole shaft down her throat. she was impaled on it like a skewer. then i stuck the horse meat up her vagina. she couldn’t stand it. it was almost too mcuh for her but after a little bit of practice it fit in her vagina too. then i put it up her ass. she screamded and howled with pain but i did it. she was able to accept horse sized dicks in her anus mouth and vagina. then i got her started with the giraffe. i stuck the giraffe cock down her throat. it woudn’t fit becausee it was like four feet long. so then i stuck it down her throat as far as it could go. no amount of practice could allow her to accept it it seemed. but her body was gettiing pulverizzed into submission and i pulled her apart using a motor and some elaborate medieval torture devieces i made her body wider and longer and more able to accept the animal dicks. finally when she could accept the giraffe cock in all positions, i introduced her to the elephant dick. this took a year of practice but eventually she was satisfied. finally, i decided that my fun with the girl was over. i took her to a cauldron like a fucking witch and boiled her. i decided to fuck her one last time, this time with a car, the same police car that i covered in sperm. i stretched her using my stretching machine until the car fit in her vaginnna. she got boiled alive after she was cruelly raped by a police car and i ate her from her toes up. she died when i ate her heart. after that i ate her brains and gained her powers. for great justice.
