BLONDE AT WESTERN UNION

Introduction:
A blonde goes into the Western Union office and says to the clerk, “I need to get a message to my mother in New York city quickly, so how much?”
“Well that will be $80.00,” he tells her.
“$80.00!” she exclaims, “I don’t have nearly that much money in my purse. Please help me out. I will do anything you want if you let me contact my mom.”
“Anything,” he asks.
“Yes, anything,” she replies.
So he instructs her to go with him to the back room. He then says to her, “Kneel down.” The blonde obeys.
Then he says, “Unzip my pants.”
The blonde obeys.
Then he says to her, “Take it out.”
The blonde does as she’s told and impatiently asks, “When can I contact my mom?”
The man replies, “Soon. I will let you talk to your mom but first put it next to your mouth.”
The blonde does as she’s told and says, “HELLO, MOM!”

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