Difference between Army Ranger and A Marine

Introduction:
(with respect to my brother in arms The Marines who tell this Joke differently)
One day A boy was taking a piss in the bathroom, when a Marine Walked in in his dress uniform.
The Boy looked up wide eyed and said “Wow, are you a REAL Marine?”
“Thats RIght Boy” the Marine said “Wanna wear my hat?”
SURE the boy said taking the hat and trying it on while the Marine went into a stall.
Just that moment an Army Ranger walked in. Again The boys eyes got wide.
“Wow are you a REAL Army Ranger?”
The Ranger looked won and said “thats right boy, you wanna suck my cock?”
The boy stepped back suddenly and replied “Hey, I’m not a REAL Marine, I’m just airing his hat!
(For all those who FLame, 🙂 Inter service rivalry is with the understanding that we are brothers in arms, and The army takes it as good naturedly when the 2 role are reversed)
HOOAH!
Spemper FI

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