GUY TRYING TO IMPRESS DATE

Introduction:
A guy was trying to impress this sexy lady so she would go out with him. He told her, “Babe, if you go out with me, I’m gonna love you like you’ve never been loved before. She asked, “What are you going to do?”
He replied, “I’m gonna kiss you on the belly button.”
She said, “I have guys who do that all the time.”
He asks, “From the inside?”

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