HUNG LIKE A MOOSE

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I felt like a real man when after a long (20-30 seconds) session of love-making my girlfriend told me I was hung like a moose. I then shrunk back down to size, literally and figuratively, when she clarified her statement, “Yeah, you’re hung like a moose…chocolate mouse!!!”

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