I don’t Know

When I was young, I tried a girl
She said, “no,” and we stopped hanging out.
Up alone, a machine I was,
Wanking twice a day!

What sex was I did not know
Could Google help me out?
All I knew was pubes of my own,
Does that mean I’m gay?

I began to scratch for anything,
anyone I could grab,
Guys and Gals wouldn’t do,
Fortunately I moved away

And to this day, I still don’t know
Whether I like guys or girls,
Too bad I cannot marry porn,
Because that would be okay.