LADY GETS TATTOO

Introduction:
A lady walks into a tattoo parlor and says “I want a tattoo of a turkey on the inside of my right leg, and on the inside of my left leg I want a tattoo of a Christmas tree”
The guy doing the tattoo goes “Why do you want tattoos of those things?”
The lady replies with: “Well because my husband always complains that there is nothing to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas.”

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