Old Farmer

Introduction:
A man is Driving on a dark rode when his car starts to smoke…
In about ten minutes his cars die and it has been raining for sometime now…
He looks around until he sees a farm house with all the lights on in it…
HE pulled his coat over his head and run for the house…
When he get there he pounds on the door but gets on answer…
He walks around the house until he see someone in a window…
He looks in and see two old people standin the missle of the room…
The old women is looking at the old man shaking her tits…
The old man is looking at her while holding an umbrela and jacking off…
The man gets worried and run to the next farm down the rode…
The farmer is sitting on the front step…
The man asks for his help and the farmer goes and gets his tools…
They walk down to his car and get it running again…
The farmer looks at the man and asks…
Why he did not get help from the people at this farm…
The man takes him to the window where he he seen the two old people…
They both look and the farms ask what the problem is..
The man say that is not right…
The farmer looks at him and says…
There is nothing wrong with them there deff and dumd…
The old women is tell him to go milk the cows and he is saying fuck you its raining…

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