The Cannibals

Introduction:
One day 3 guys got stranded on an island, and they were captured by cannibals. They begged for their lives, and the king cannibal said, “Ok I’ll give you 2 trials. I’ll tell you the first one now and the second one later. The first one is pick 10 fruits of the same kind.” So they set off to get their fruits. The first guy came back to the king with 10 apples. The king says, “Ok now you have to shove them up your ass without flinching or anything.” So he shoves the first one up the guy’s ass but on the second one he flinches so they eat him and he goes to heaven. The second guys comes and the king tells him the 2nd trial. He has berries, so he shoves 9 up his ass and on the last one he laughs so they eat him and he goes to heaven. The first guy and the second guy meet up in heaven the first guy says to the second guy, “Why did you laugh? You coulda lived!” and the second guy says, I was fine until I saw the third guy coming with all those watermelons!”

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