Three dicks

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There were 3 dicks standing on the corner. They were talking about how hard there lives are. The first dick said, “I have it the worst, my master plays with me all night.” The second dick said, “No, I have it much worse than you, my master strokes me all night.” The third dick says, “That’s nothing, my master puts a plastic bag over my head, shoves me in a dark tunnel, and makes me do push ups until I puke.”

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