Viagra Needed
Introduction:
In the pharmacy.
A 96 year old man goes into the chemist and asks for 9 viagra tablets, adding he wants them cut into quarters.
The pharmacist says “Certainly sir but i have to tell you that a quarter of a tablet will not be enough to give you an erection.”
The man looks at him smiles and says “Young man I am 96 i have no need for an erection, I just want it to stick out far enough so I dont keep pissing on my slippers!!”
==============================================================================
Bonus Joke.
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
