My ‘I Love to Eat Pussy’ T-Shirt Part 2
Introduction:
My t-shirt with the Spanish translation of ‘I love to eat pussy’ works like a charm.. on teenagers
After scoring with my friend, Katie, I weighed my options as to what my next plan would be. Katie had printed the message on my t-shirt without knowing the Spanish phrase meant, āI Love to Eat Pussy.ā Once I told her itās meaning, my cock was inside her cunt within fifteen minutes. She spent the night in my bed, but we didnāt do much sleeping. She headed home just after seven a.m. so she could get cleaned up and open her shop at nine. As she left, she kissed me and said, āI think Iāll make myself a t-shirt that says āYou can eat my pussy anytimeā.ā
At my age, I was perfectly satisfied to rest for the remainder of the day. Thereās still plenty of sex drive in a 63 year-old, but it takes more than a stiff dick to go as hard, and as often, as I had since Katie and I started the day before. My whole body was aching. I strolled my naked ass out to the hot tub and soaked for two hours. Then, I caught up on the sleep Iād missed during the nightā¦..
The next morning, I discovered I was out of coffee. Katie and I had consumed three pots the morning before. It was time to see what kind of results my new shirt would produce. I pulled it over my head and straightened it over my torso. My belly was a little āroundedā, but far from being fat. My dark glasses and gold necklace were the final touch.
McDonalds was full of people. Several glanced at my shirt, shrugged their shoulders and paid no more attention. A fat little Hispanic man laughed out loud as he went out the door to his delivery truck. A few minutes later, two women slowed their pace, looked at my shirt, scowled and walked out.
Less than one minute later, one of them, a tall brunette with monstrous tits, came back in and dropped a card on my table as she walked past me and back to the counter. It had a finance companyās ad on it, along with her name. When she passed me on the way back out, she never even looked at me but said, āIām Diane. Call me.ā
About ten minutes later, two teenagers slid into the seats in front of me. One of them, definitely Hispanic, pointed at my shirt and said, āAre you freeking seerious?ā
āYes, darlinā, Iām freakinā serious. I donāt pay for sex, but I cum with a guarantee.ā
āBut you are an old man. Are you steel seriously chasing weemen?ā
āWho says Iām chasing women? All Iām doing is sitting here with this t-shirt on. The dizzy bitches are coming straight to meā¦ and youāre too fuckinā young to be even talkinā sex with me, too.ā
āI am nineteen and sheeās eighteen.ā
āYouāre still too young.ā
They looked at each other, nodded, and the other girl spoke up, āActually, you just said the right thing, sir. Weāre undercover police officers,ā she produced a badge, āWeāre actually, both, twenty seven. We just came on, but we get off duty at seven this evening. Would you be interested in a threesome? Weāve never done that, together, but any man with balls enough to wear a shirt like that in public has to be lots of fun.ā
I wrote my address down and told them, āI havenāt had a threesome since my wife left me for the third party. That was years ago. Yāall cum when you can this evening, but you damn well better have solid IDs that say youāre twenty sevenā¦ and remember, I donāt pay a fuckinā penny for sex. Thereās plenty of it out there thatās free and legal.ā
Within an hour and a half at McDonalds, my t-shirt got me two phone numbers, a date with a chubby mother of four (for the next Sunday, while the husband and boys watched NFL football for six hours), the appointment with the two undercover cops, plusā¦.. I got banned from having breakfast at my favorite McDonalds.
Lisa and Nichole were on my front porch at 7:10. As soon as they circled my couch they fished ID cards out of their purses. Being an ex-reserve officer, myself, I could tell the cards were forgeries. I really didnāt care, though. Iād slip them out again and keep them, just in case anything should come up. The badges were the same as anybody can order online for a five dollar bill. I wondered what these two were using them forā¦.
Lisa, as it turned out, was Puerto Rican. When she unbuttoned her cropped shirt, big, beautiful, brown tits with large black aureoles and puffy nipples stood proud and firm. The Cialis Iād taken earlier was working overtime. My cock felt like it was going to bust out of my shorts, and they were the loosest ones I had.
Nichole looked a little nervous, but her hand was rubbing her own crotch as she watched Lisa drop her shorts. Lisaās snatch was trimmed with an arrow shaped patch of hair pointing to her clit.
āWee fleeped a coin, I geet to bee first. Neechole wants to watch us, seƱor. She has never had her poosy eaten, beefore. Wee deecided you can fuck us, too, but mee first.ā
āTake off your clothes,ā I told Nichole, āEverybody gets naked before we start.ā
Nichole started to object, but when I pointed my finger at her, she began unbuttoning her own plaid shirt.
āThese girls are too damn young, and too easily intimidated, to be cops. Oooh, this old mother fucker is gonna have some fun tonightā
Nichole was much more shy than Lisa, but she peeled her clothes off, slowly. Much smaller tits with pink centers, and a waxed pussy, completely smooth with no sign of hair.
At some point, my own shorts had disappeared and my cock could have been mistaken for a flag pole. I decided to take the initiative and make these youngsters do my bidding.
I circled both of them, bumping my dick against their tight bodies and feeling their tits, ass and sliding my fingers between their legs. āHereās what weāre going to do, ladies. Iāll call the shots here. Itās my home, so Iām in charge. Weāre going to the bedroom. Nicholeās going to lay down and spread her luscious legs apart. Iām going to eat her pussy first. If sheās never had it done before, she needs to have it done right, while this old man has plenty of energy.
āLisa, you crawl up toward her head. Sheās going to experience what itās like to eat a delicious cunt herself.ā
āBut Iā¦ā
I silenced Nichole again with a pointed finger, āDO IT!ā
The lithe blonde hit the bed, shaking. Her legs splayed apart, revealing pink meat curtains. As I leaned in toward them, I could already imagine the taste. I stopped my face less than an inch away from them and breathed heavily. I could feel the bed moving as Lisa was positioning herself. When I barely kissed Nicholeās outer labia, it caused a reflexive move and she raised her hips. I could hear her asking Lisa if she could just kiss her cunt first.
I took a big swipe, with my flat tongue, across Nicholeās slit and ended it with a big, sucking draw on her hooded clit. It must have had the desired effect. She moved her left hand to the back of my head and pushed my face closer.
āNot yet,ā I thought, āIām gonna make you beg for this tongue, kiddo.ā
I drew away from her cunt and moved her hand. āUse your hands to adjust Lisaās ass up and down. Iāll do my part without any helpā¦ and I want you to treat her pussy like Iām treating yours. Donāt just kiss it, EAT IT!ā
The girl seemed scared enough that she never hesitated to comply. Immediately I could hear the slurping of mouth and vagina meshing together. That, coupled with Lisaās gasps of excitement, told me these two were going to be enjoying more of each other in the future.
I dived into Nicholeās snatch with a vengeance. The hot little bitch went crazy when my tongue delved into her hole and back out. Over and over sheād have to catch her breath. Between my manipulations and her trying to eat Lisa, she kept getting smothered and gasping for air. One of her hands cupped the back of my head again, but this time she grabbed a fist full of hair as she began cumming into my mouth.
Earlier, I had added up the pussies I had made a meal of in the pastā¦ nine. Hundreds of times with my ex and two others, but this was the first cunt that actually shot pussy juice out of her tunnel, and into my mouth and face
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Nichole shoved Lisa off and screamed, āOH MY GOD, FUCKINā DAMN!.. OH SHIT!… YESSSS, YESSSā¦ OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIT!!ā
I seized the moment and raised up to stick my cock into her.
āWAIT!ā
āWait for what? I told you I make the rules in this house, and Iām gonna fuck your gorgeous pussy.ā
āBut youā¦ donātā¦ understand.ā She was still trying to catch her breath as I rubbed the head of my dick up and down on her clit, then punching at her hole.
āButā¦ Iāve neverā¦ beenā¦ fucked, sir. Iām stillā¦ a virgin.ā
āHeh, heh, heh,ā I thought to myself, ānow weāll get the truth.ā
āAre you trying to tell me youāre twenty seven years old and still a virgin? BULLSHIT! How fuckinā old are you, girl?ā
My cock head was making progress through her tight opening. Another push or two and I would ram it in.
āIām seventeen and Lisaās sixteen. Sheās been fucked a bunch of times, but I havenāt.ā She gasped as my dick head forced its way through. āCan you please wait? Iām not sure I want to do it.ā
There was plenty of lubrication in her cunt, so I pushed hardā¦ SCORE! It had been twenty five years since I busted my last cherry, and that one was my nineteen year old niece. Nichole could never again brag, honestly, that she was still a virgin. She winced a little and tears came into her eyes. I laid still on her for a couple of minutes, slowly moving my dick, but just slightly. When she quit whimpering, I began slow, long, deep strokes.
She responded quickly by hunching upwards and turned her head toward Lisa, āFuck, this feels good, Lisa. You were right. Can I eat you some more?āā¦.
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As it turned out, both girls were orphans and living in the St. Louis home for girls. Lisa had been fucking the headmaster to keep from being deported to Puerto Rico. It was a bluff he was running to get her pussy.
I talked to a friend of mine, a Family Court judge. PRESTO! A simple agreement, with him getting unlimited fucking privileges, and the girls were mine.
I set them up in my garage apartment on a couple of conditionsā¦ 1. Anytime I wanted some, I got it. 2. Condoms were to be used by any other male, with the exception ofā¦ me. 3. Anytime the back porch light was on, day or night, I had some pussy in my house and was not to be disturbed.
Itās been almost two years, now, and the girls will be heading to college soon. They wonāt be far, though, and Iāll still be sucking those luscious cunts on a regular basisā¦