Every thing wrong with “An incest birthday chapter 2“ by nivek_88
Fiction, Consensual Sex, Incest, Romance, Teen Male/Teen Female

Introduction:
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I went back to my room and just laid there. Did that really just happen? Did I just screw my little sister?
1: No, that never happened. (Sarcasm.)
Are we really secretly dating now?
2: Dating? Your fucking engaged let alone questioning it!
I had so many questions, but they all had a positive answer. Before I knew it, it was light outside. I looked at the clock; it read 9:37, so I decided now’s as good a time as any to get up.
3: Time for school! Oh wait, no? Aww.
As I got up I started to think again, what if I made a mistake? What if Rita was only in the moment and I took advantage of her? What if she regrets and was ashamed of what we’ve done? I could never forgive myself. All was answered when she came bursting through my door and jumped on me, causing me to fall on the bed. She gave me a long, passionate kiss on the lips, all the while grinding on my hips.
4: Your hips are on your side.
When we finally broke the kiss, I was speechless. Everything was answered with that one kiss.
5: What about ”Did that really happen?”
“Happy birthday big brother!” she said cheerfully. “I got something for you.” She handed me an envelope. Inside it was two tickets to my favorite band in concert, U2.
6: U2.
I was ecstatic! “U2? I love you!”
7:“U2? I love you!”
I said happily. “I knew you’d like it, that’s not all though” she said. With that, she started moving around under the covers then put her panties on my face, the aroma was intoxicating. I told her she wasn’t getting her panties back, and she told me I wasn’t getting my boxers back, completely worth it(I had forgotten she had those).
8: So when your mom does your laundry, what do you have to I read the tickets to myself, third row, how the hell did she manage that? say for yourself.
I just stared at her; I had the best sister in the world. Those tickets must have cost her a fortune, I was suddenly glad I didn’t skimp on her gift.
9: Did she mention a gift before?
“I have something for you too, and I know you’ll love it” I told her. I knew she’d love it, I put so much thought in her gift I expected nothing less. I handed her the box and she tore it open, revealing a necklace with a heart and a diamond in the middle. She gasped as she was looking at the necklace she wanted ever since she saw it four months ago.
10: She remebered the exact same thing for 4 months!?
She looked at me as if she was going to cry. “I love it, and I love you” she said misty eyed as she started kissing me all over my face. “Why don’t you show me how much you love me” I said hoping she would. Just then she mounted me,
11: What happened to all that shit about “It’s incest, we can’t!”
and I got excited, real excited. Then with the worst timing ever, we heard our parents coming. She quickly jumped off me and got back under the covers, and not a moment too soon. Our parents came in and saw us holding the gifts we had gotten from each other.

“Happy birthday you two” they both said simultaneously. “Oh look they gave each other a gift” our mother said smiling. “Come on honey, let’s leave these two to their business” our dad said while dragging our mom out of the room.
12: So she had nothing to say about a 16yr old boy in bed with a 16yr old girl?
13: Timing-cliche
14: Why did he have to drag her out of there?
“Breakfast in five”
15: I will never eat breakfast that’s not cereal that can be made in five minute.s.
nhe added.
16: *She, or *He.
If only he knew the business we wanted to get back to. On that note we made out for a little while, went to the bathroom, brushed our teeth and proceeded to breakfast, Rita going to her room first. At the table we couldn’t keep our eyes off each other, but we had to be careful because our parents were there too.
17: They will think something is wrong with you two starring at each other?
I dropped my fork on the floor under the table, I bent to pick it up and I saw Rita’s bare pussy staring back at me. Some of her juices were dripping out onto the chair!
20: Why did Rita do that? WHat if Randy didn’t drop his fork, and how did his mom or dad didn’t know? Triple sin.
I was immediately hard. She knew I saw her because she gave me a sexy grin. I had to get out of there. I rushed through the rest of my breakfast and flew to the bathroom. After ten minutes of jacking off to the thought of licking and fucking her sweet pussy and came a busload in my hand, it felt good to get a release. I cleaned up the mess and headed out the door.
21: The bathroom for 10 min.?
As I exited the bathroom, I heard my sis playing video games, and then I got an idea. I cracked her door a little and saw her sitting on the edge of her bed playing Super Mario Bros again(obviously trying to get some practice in since I whooped her last time). Without any warning I went into her room, kneeled down in front of her, and proceeded to eat her out as she played the game.
22: Randy leaves the door open.
23: Randy is a dick.
“Randy what are you, oh fuck! Mom and dad are right downstairs!
24: Don’t worry, they’re apparently half deaf.
Oh god that feels so good! Dam Randy I’m trying to play this oooooooooooooh shit! Fuck Randy that’s my spot! I have to beat this level! Oh shit fuck this game!
25: Pause it!
Eat my pussy! Get you tongue all the way in there, lick my clit” she screamed out.
26: like Most girls in these stories, there’s no period.
Her pussy tasted so good, there’s nothing like the taste of a horny pussy. I ran my tongue and lips through her hairy black bush, which was matted down from the combination of her juice and my saliva. After a while I started flicking her clit with my tongue. When all her juices started leaking out, I made sure to get every drop. Upon seeing how wet she was getting, I then went to town on her clit, sucking it, biting it, everything possible I did it. It wasn’t long before she started to shake with an orgasm coming. She grabbed my head in both hands and held it firmly on her pussy. “Yes! Right there, I’m cumming! I’m cumming! I’m cummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmming!” she said as she fell back on the bed, totally satisfied.

When I finished, I got up, licked my lips, and left as if nothing had happened. The moment was priceless.

I went downstairs to find my parents being friendly in the living room. “Oh come on no one wants to see that!” I said as any son would. They just kept at it until my mother asked if we wanted to go to the beach. I weighed the pros and cons,
27: Why? What else do you have to do?
but it wouldn’t matter because I would see Rita in a skimpy bikini, so of course I said yes. “We have to get there before 2:00 because that’s when the lifeguards get there” I said, “its no fun with them telling you how to swim.”
28: No, they don’t.
29: How does Randy knows this? What if they change the schedule, or go to a different beach?
What I wanted to do I didn’t want to take any chances getting caught.
30: English.
My parents started packing up the car and I went upstairs to take a quick shower. I told Rita and she started to get ready, or at least I thought she was getting ready, and then I grabbed a towel and hopped in the shower.

I had just finished rinsing out my hair when I heard the bathroom door open. I thought nothing of it since it happens all the time when someone comes in to use the bathroom or something,
but then the shower curtain was ripped back, and my sis was standing there naked. I was confused, but I didn’t object as I looked her up and down. She stepped in the shower in front of me, saying nothing, and started washing herself. I wanted to fuck her right there but our parents could come in at any minute,
31: Rita didn’t close the door.
32: If they did come in, just hide Rita1
which scared me to death, but apparently not her. She looked so good standing there with her ass poked out at me, taunting me, but I know she was trying to get me back for my little incident earlier, so I resisted, but barely. Then out of nowhere, she turned to face me, dropped to her knees and started sucking my cock! I did not see that coming!
33: Randy is an idiot.
She twirled her tongue around the tip then took me into her mouth. I was in ecstasy. She had a nice little rhythm going that felt so good I can’t even explain it.
34: You just did.
“Oh yes suck my cock, keep doing that!” I said as she started fingering herself. She took hold of my ass cheeks and pushed them towards her, forcing my cock all the way in her mouth. She had really caught on fast because it was even better than her last blowjob she gave me.
35: Rita gains exp out of no where.
Then she did something with her bottom teeth and her tongue that sent me over the edge. I told her I was about to cum and she picked up speed and started moaning on my cock, adding to the pleasure. A jolt of electricity went through my body as I grabbed the back of her head and shoved my cock in her mouth as far as it would go
36: I thought Rita already did that!
and just unloaded all my sperm down her throat. She swallowed it all with no hesitation. She never took her eyes off me, as if she wanted to see the expression on my face from the pleasure she just gave me. After she milked me dry, she wiped her mouth, stood up and got out of the shower. Before she left she turned around and said “now were even”. She blew a kiss at me and left. I fell in the tub because my legs were too weak to stand on. God I love my sister!
37: “…Nothing like a good ol’ rape!”
I pulled myself together and finished my shower. As I’m getting dressed in my room Rita comes in and grabs me from behind in a big hug. “Cant keep your hands off me huh?” I joked. “I could, but I don’t want to” she said,
38: Rita is a completely different person from last story.
“Id fuck you right now if we didn’t have to worry about getting caught” I told her. “Sneaking around might make it more exciting” she said, I agreed. She slipped a note in my pocket and left, it read…

“Don’t get too attached to swimming, you might have to take care of me.”

What in the world could she mean by that?
39: Randy is fucking clueless!!
My sis never was good at the whole brain teaser thing, but this one had me wondering. I decided not to make too much of a big deal about it and we all left for the beach.

We ended up getting to the beach at 2:37 because of an accident on the freeway, a fruit truck tipped over. I was a little bummed because I knew anything involving my sis and I wasn’t going to happen with the lifeguards all over the beach, great.
40: You could make out with her when your parents’ backs are turned,. It’s not like the lifeguards know you.
We found a spot with a few people around and set up the chairs and towels and we all lay out for a bit. After a while mom and dad took off into the water leaving me and Rita to fend for ourselves,
41: Fend for what?
but with all these people around, there was no chance of doing anything.
42: OR YOU COULD MAKE OUT! THEY‘RE JUST STARNGERS!
“It’s so hot outside! Could you rub some sun tan lotion on me, pleeeeeeeeease?” she said in a little kid voice. “Do you even have to ask” I said searching frantically for the bottle in the duffle bag. Finally I found it, as I turn back to my sister I’m speechless. She has on the skimpiest bikini
43: *Most skimpy.
I’ve ever seen, porn stars included. I can’t believe mom and dad let her out of the house in it. It was blue and white and about a size too small, so her curves looked even better. “Well I see you like what I’m wearing or what little I’m wearing I should say” she said. “You look gorgeous!” I managed to get out. “How come I’ve never seen this bikini before?” I added. “I’ve never had a reason to wear it”
43: So you have multiple swimsuits?
she winked as she lay down. “Now come on and put the lotion on me, I’m getting cooked out here!” I squirted some lotion in my hand and started rubbing some on her stomach, then around her breasts and her arms (I had to make it look as brotherly as possible). Then I told her to turn over, I squirted more lotion in my hand and rubbed it on her shoulders. She rolled over on her stomach and undid her bra string so I could get her back, at this point I was getting turned on. I started to rub her legs and her upper thighs and she moaned a little bit, she was driving me crazy and she wasn’t really doing anything. I had to do at least something or I would go crazy. I checked around to see if anyone was looking in our general area, no one was, and then I picked up her foot and started sucking her toes. This had an immediate effect as she started to moan into her towel. I then picked up her other foot and did the same thing. Just as I was starting to get into it, our buzzkill parents came out of the water and started running towards us. Fuck! That’s twice today!

“You guys have to get in the water, its so refreshing!” said mom. “Yeah, it really takes the edge off” dad added.
44: Those parents are blind.
If there was anything I needed at that moment, it would be an edge being taken off. I folded my cock into the elastic part
45: You folded your cock!?
of my pants so it wouldn’t be noticeable. I grabbed my sister by the hand and we ran towards the water. I ran ahead to hurry up and hide my erection. I turned around just in time to see her step into a hole and scream. I was scared she’d twisted her ankle so I ran back to her. “Are you okay?” I asked concerned.” I think I sprained my ankle” she said wincing in pain. I carried her back over to mom and dad and told them what happened, mom threw me the car keys and told me to get the first aid kit out of the car and wrap her foot up. “Can you carry me to the car Randy, I don’t want to have to walk there later.” Without answering I picked her up and put her on my back and proceeded up the stairs. Before we reached the parking lot she hopped off my back, and ran to a door on the side of the lifeguards building. Confused, and feeling a little deceived, I followed her to get an explanation.
47: Clueless-Randy-cliche.
I enter the room to find her looking back at me with her panties down and bent over a table, instant erection.

“I told you that you would have to take care of me” she said as she wiggled her ass side to side. “No one comes in here unless someone is drowning, so we have a little time.” That’s what she meant on the note! She had this all planned out, sneaky little devil. If sex is what she wants, then its sex she’ll get. I admired the beautiful view for a second, then dropped my shorts and plunged deep into her. She let out a loud shriek, followed by some loud moans and I started fucking her faster and faster.

“Oh yes, fuck me! Pound that fucking pussy! Yes right there, oh my god that feels so good!”
48: No one hearing this??
As I was fucking her I started playing with her left breast with my left hand and her clit with my right. Her vaginal walls started squeezing me as I felt her orgasm coming, but I kept on pounding her. “Oh fuck Randy I’m gonna cum keep doing that! Ahhhh I’m coming ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” She started squirting so much she actually pushed me out of her! As she stood there shaking I grabbed her so she faced me, picked her up and started fucking her standing up. I’ve never tried it and I don’t know what made me do it,
49: Your arms, mind, because you felt like it?
but the feeling was incredible! Rita was still going through the motions of her first orgasm but I was well aware. As she came down from her orgasmic high she started moaning loudly again. She sounds so sexy when she moans! I put her down on the table and started drilling her faster than ever. “Oh fuck I’m gonna cum again! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” she screamed. Just then I felt myself about to cum and pulled out.
50: Skeeting.
She took my cock in her mouth, sucking off her own juices in the process and bobbing her head back and forth until I felt myself explode in her mouth. Once again she swallowed it all without spilling a drop. We fell down on the floor exhausted, but satisfied.
51: A floor, in a building at the beach, Ewwwwww!
After a few moments of silence and heavy breathing, I finally broke the ice. “That was a neat little trick faking an ankle injury” I told her. “Hey it got us away from the parents didn’t it? Oh crap we better get back! We’ve been gone for over 20 minutes!” she protested. We got dressed, she left first and I waited a minute or two and left behind her. We met up with mom and dad sitting in their chairs.

“So I take it your ankles fine now” mom said. “Yea, Randy massaged it for me, I guess he has magic hands” Rita said snickering. “We’ll be in the water for a while” I told them as my sister and I took off into the water. We messed around and had a great time now that we released our sexual tension. A few hours passed and we headed home to get changed for dinner plans our parents made for us.
52: Did the plan involve you wearing a suit?
On the way home we learned our parents made reservations at a fancy restaurant for us,
53: Called it.
so we had to go home, shower, get dressed and leave in about two hours to make our 7:30 reservation. Unlike before, there was no chance to do anything as our mom and dad’s bedroom door was wide open and they were constantly coming in our rooms to help with their clothes.
54: Tell the bitch “We’re 16!”
My dad and I wore dress pants and a shirt with a tie and mom had on a cocktail dress, but I didn’t get to see what my dear sister was wearing. As I started to leave, she walked in and closed the door. I’ve never seen my sister look so beautiful. She was wearing a black dress with open toed heels,
55: Heels.
hoop earrings, the necklace I bought her and had her hair done sexy looking. “You look amazing!” was all I was able to get out. “I know. You don’t look too bad yourself” she said with a smirk. We stole a couple quick kisses
56: This is the shit I was talking about before! They could of done that twice at the beach!
before we heard our parents tell us its time to go. She whispered to me she wasn’t wearing any panties and strutted out the door. This sucks, I would have to endure not being able to touch her for at least two hours. This was going to be a long night.
57: Is- Is that a fucking problem!?
We arrived at the restaurant on time and took our seats. My sis and I sat next to each other of course, and our parents across from us. We made small talk while we ate, but I was looking for a way to sneak some action with Rita. Since were brother and sister
its not
59: English.
like we can do the old “bathroom trick”, especially since we were with our parents. After coming up with nothing for a while, I remembered that she wasn’t wearing any underwear; it was time to have some fun.

I put my hand on her leg and slid her dress up her thigh a little, she looked at me confused but I said nothing. I eased my middle finger in her pussy and started to pump in and out a little, she
was trying her best not to moan, but it was proving to be difficult. “Are you okay honey?” mom said completely unaware of what was happening.
60: I know damn well thier parents will notice Randys’ arm movement. “I’m fine”, she said struggling to hold back an orgasm, “my food is just a little spicy that’s all”. I decided to turn it up a notch. I picked my speed fingering her and then used my thumb to rub her clit; she started shaking a little and bit her bottom lip to keep quiet. I guess she couldn’t take it anymore and got up and sort of jogged to the bathroom without saying a word. “I guess the food must have really gotten to her” dad said. It wasn’t the food that got her I thought, a little proud of myself.

We make small talk while Rita was still in the bathroom.
61: *made.
“We still have one more present for you two” mom said. “I thought dinner was our present” I said confused. “We have one more for you, you’ll get it tomorrow”. I was a little disappointed, what’s the point of giving a birthday present the day after someone’s birthday?
62: It‘s still my present ungrateful brat, Birthday or not.
“Why don’t you just give it to us today while it’s still our birthday?” I pleaded. “Due to unfortunate timing it won’t arrive until tomorrow, so you’ll get it in the morning” dad said. Just then Rita came back from the bathroom. She was looking at me a little seductively, and I was getting turned on. “You ok Rita? I didn’t know your stomach was so sensitive” dad chuckled. “Im ok, it just made me feel a little tingly” she said as she looked at me. I looked at her and sucked the finger I had in her pussy, making her even wetter, then she started to rub my cock through my pants, I was getting harder and harder. After about another thirty minutes of small talk with a painful boner, we decided to leave.
63: Those parents need glasses!
We got back home a quarter to ten. Our parents looked tired, but my sister and I were wide awake. We got in the house, said good night to each other and went to our respective rooms. I had no intention of going to sleep, at least not yet. I waited about an hour in the light of one of my night stand lamps for our parents to go to sleep, and then I would sneak into my sister’s room. I don’t know if it’s the twin thing, but she must have been thinking the same thing I was, because just then she tiptoed into my room.
“I was just about to come in your room” I whispered. “I figured you would, but since last time we were in my room, I thought this time should be in yours.” She whispered back as she climbed into my bed next to me. We lay in bed holding each other for a while until she said something.
64: So… you‘re were planning to hold her?
“Randy what do you think women like most about having sex and making love” she asked.
I thought a minute before responding. Although I haven’t had sex before today, it didn’t stop me from reading up so id be prepared when I did. “The feeling that they’re sharing something intimate with someone they care about, not to mention how good it feels. Sex and love are two different things though. All girls like to have sex, but only real women like to be made love to.
65: None of this applies to rape.
“Do you love me” she said with a serious face.”
66: There is a pointless quotation mark up there^.
“Of course I love you, I would do anything for you” I said with confidence.

“Then give me a real present, make love to me before our birthday is over” she said looking deep into my eyes. I smiled and kissed her. How could I say no to such a beautiful person? I glanced at the clock, 10:41, plenty of time. “Tonight, you become a woman” I assured her.
67: More like 2 more years, unless your European.

I stood up and stripped completely naked, and she dropped her dress to the floor, revealing her perfectly shaped tits. The only thing she had on was the necklace I gave her, and it looked dam good on her.
68: That’s dangerous.
I lay her back on the bed and took her left nipple into my mouth, and rubbed her right nipple between my fingers. She held my head firmly in place as I sucked away. After a few minutes I switched to her right and rubbed her left. A few moans escaped her lips, but I wanted to really pleasure her. I kissed down her chest and past her stomach; I spread her legs, kissing and licking the inside of her thighs. A few kisses later I arrived at my destination, her beautiful, sopping wet pussy. I noticed her pussy hair was neatly trimmed into a landing strip.
69: Does every main-female-character have a landing strip? Say it with me now.
CLICHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! 😀
She must have shaved it before we left for dinner. I kneeled down right in front of her pussy and took in the aroma, it was driving me crazy. I couldn’t wait any longer; I began eating her pussy like I hadn’t eaten all day.

“Oh yes Randy eat your sisters pussy! Mmmmmmm yes keep doing that! It’s your pussy, do whatever you want with it! I love you so much! Oh god, fuck yes! I’m gonna cum all over your face!
70: Parents-can’t-hear-cliche.
71: There is no ending quotation.
Now that I had her all worked up I started tonguing her clit. She clamped down on my head like a vice grip, I couldn’t breathe, but I kept on licking.
72: If he couldn’t breathe? Get that bitch off you then!
Next thing I knew her legs were shaking and she was pushing my head into her pussy as far as it would go.

“Fuck fuck fuck I’m cumming! Oh god oh god! Rannnnnnnnnnnnnnndyyyyyyyyyyy!!! (every man knows its one of the biggest turn-ons when a woman screams your name in pleasure).
74: Same for woman… and what about gay people?
She came so much on my face I felt as if I was in the shower, but I couldn’t get enough of her sweet pussy juice. When she came back down to Earth
75: She came BACK to Earth!
she pulled me up to her and gave me a soft, yet passionate kiss, tasting all her juices on my tongue and lips. She broke the kiss and whispered “make love to me, big brother”
76: He just did!
in my ear. She lay back on the bed and opened her legs for me. I kissed her again, got between her, rubbed my cock against her lips,
77: So you got up just to do that instead of fucking her!?
and guided my rock hard cock into her pussy.

We both let out a long moan as I eased deep into her wet pussy. She wrapped her legs around me as I built up a rhythm. We locked hands and I started kissing her neck, cheeks, forehead anything that was visible.
78: What about her stomach?
I made my strokes longer, and it seemed to have an immediate effect on her.

“Yes, slow and long just like that, make love to me, oh you feel so good, ooooooooh yes!”

Just then she rolled over and was riding me cowgirl. Her pussy walls were so tight around my cock I had to fight blowing my load.
79: Why?
She didn’t bounce up and down on me like I thought she would, instead she rocked her hips back and forth, grinding on my cock. I grabbed her tits and massaged them and she held my chest for balance. She picked up a little speed and fell flat on my chest, never losing her momentum.

“I want you to cum in me. I need to feel your load inside me. I want us to cum together” she moaned.

“I already came in you once, I don’t want you to get pregnant, at least not yet” I said.

“Don’t worry, mom put me on the pill a year ago, so were safe” she said.
80: What is it with this pill? It;s the lazy way out to explaining why X doesn’t get preggers.
81: Why would Ritas’ mom do that? Does she think her daughter will be a slut? Did she foresee this?
83: Randy thinks you need to cum in her twice to get her pregnant.
That was all I needed to hear. I got back on top of her and rubbed my cock over her clit, this made her jump and she knocked over my lamp, unplugging it and leaving us with the glow from the moon as our only light.
84: Through a window, even a full moon can’t shine that much light.
We could still see each others face so we kept going. I pushed back into her and locked lips and hands with her. Our tongues were dancing around with each other as she moaned into my mouth. I broke our kiss so I could hear her sexy moans, which only spurred me on.
85: She can still moan if you’re kissing!?
I began going faster and faster in and out of her pussy until I felt myself nearing my climax.

“Oh Rita I’m about to cum” I said. “So am I big brother, go ahead, we’ll cum together” she said.
85: 42% couples think they have a better chance of seeing Bigfoot than climaxing at the same time. Just sharin’.

We looked each other in the eyes as I picked up speed. “Here it comes” I warned her, seconds later I unloaded all of my cum in her.
86: Is Randy just going to take her word?
Just as I started cumming I could feel her shaking and squeezing my hands as she was rocked with her own orgasm. I was on cloud nine, and she was right there next to me.
“OOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhh gggggggggoooooooooddddddddddd” she said as she collapsed into the bed. I fell on top of her for a minute, and then rolled over as we lay there completely fulfilled.

“That was amazing!” she said trying to catch her breath. “You were amazing” I said a little winded myself. We cuddled for a little bit then I heard her start to cry a little.
87: *hear.
“What’s wrong?” I asked concerned a little. “At first I wasn’t sure about this, you know with us being brother and sister, but then I realized were perfect for each other related or not and I don’t ever want to be without you” she said crying a little. “I love you so much Randy, don’t ever leave me”
88: Did she really cry for that?
she cried as she wiped her tears away. “Believe me little sis there’s nothing anyone can do to keep us apart,
89: Except the American government, assholes. (The Gov, not Randy.)
I love you and ill always be here for you”
91: English.
I assured her. She pulled me into a bear hug and kissed me. “You better be” she said playfully, “or ill beat you up.”
94: English.
With that we started play wrestling until we realized we couldn’t see anything.

“Where’s the light at? It’s too dark in here” she said still punching me in the ribs. “You knocked it over when we were “occupied” remember?” I told her. “Well hurry up and plug it back in” she laughed.
I leaned over the edge of my bed and picked up the lamp, all the while still getting kicked in the back by my sis, and plugged my lamp back up. “Ok that’s it now I’m gonna… I couldn’t finish my sentence.
95: Than put an ending quotation mark!
I was frozen in place. My sis looked over to see what I was looking at; she stopped laughing and froze too. We looked up to see our aunt (yes our aunt)because standing in the doorway with a shocked look on her face.
96: What, did you think we’ll confuse her for Uncle?
98: Rita AND Randy didn‘t lock the door.
99: Like in most Echii or whatever that genre is called, Aunt X didn‘t knock.
100: You can at least tell us her name!
“Oh fuck!”
TOTAL SINS: 100
SENTENCE:….. DINNER WITH THE FAM…….. FOREVER!!!!! >:D

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