English lesson

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A teacher is teaching her class of eight year olds English. She asks her young pupils to use the word ‘fascinate’ in a sentence. The class goes quiet for a moment until little Tommy raises his hand. The teacher hesitates for a moment as Tommy has a reputation for being rude and disruptive. As the rest of the class remains silent, the teacher finally gives in. Tommy stands up and says, “ My aunty’s cardigan has ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only ‘fasten eight’.”
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anonymous readerReport

2012-05-31 03:16:50
I like European food so I decided to Russia over there bcesuae I was Hungary. After Czech’ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite’.

anonymous readerReport

2011-08-11 17:08:53
If my problem was a Death Star, this article is a photon trpoedo.

anonymous readerReport

2011-06-22 15:15:46
I guess anonymous dumb ass never seen South Park before.

NWUKladReport

2011-05-28 14:59:42
Maybe anonymous reader was being sarcastic/ironic/joking?

anonymous readerReport

2011-05-26 23:18:36
What the fuck s wrong with you anonymous???????? If u read this u clicked on the thing that says”sex jokes” not “true stories” so it is NOT real u dumb retarded bitch

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