Hello, I recently had a long discussion on Omegle. I am the atheist and i just wanted to share this with you all…
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Did you know that Jesus died for you?
You: no
You: god doesnt exist
Stranger: :O
You: im an atheist
Stranger: :O
You: i hate religion
Stranger: :O
Stranger: why?
You: are you religious then?
You: its bullshit
You: it has taught us nothing
You: it is made up
Stranger: ok, let me ask you this, if you find a watch in the street, would you assume it has been there forever or someone made it?
You: well depends on how you look at it. technically is has existed forever as in elemental particles. but no, someone made it
Stranger: you can not see a watch maker around, but you can be sure there was a watch maker
You: all of stuff that already exists
You: that is a ridiculous arguement
Stranger: ok
Stranger: someone made it
You: that proves god made the universe?
Stranger: it doesn’t matter out of what
You: of course it does
You: you cannot create energy…
Stranger: my point is those stuff can not make a watch without a watch maker
You: you cannot create elements out of nothing
Stranger: answer my question
You: your metaphor proves that a watchmaker made a watch
Stranger: i’m not talking about energy or creating stuff
Stranger: exactly
You: exactly my point
You: you just deny science
You: what is the watch made out of?
Stranger: you see a watch you know there was a watch maker
You: and deny any other factors?
Stranger: without even seeing him
You: you are sticking to your guns….
You: does that prove god created the universe? or is this the limit of your understanding
Stranger: instead of going from branch to branch just answer my simple question
You: what is your question?
You: ask me again pleasse
Stranger: you see a watch, you know there was a watch maker. is that right?
You: yes
You: of course there is a watch maker
Stranger: ok
Stranger: now
Stranger: how can you see a human body and don’t know that there was a human maker (the body is much more complicated than a watch )
You: right, im going to say this one word which all athiests use, and all religious peolple hate and deny….. ready?….
You: evolution
You: from your argument, god created people right? who created god?
Stranger: why your precious evolution can’t make a watch????
You: well evolution did make the watch didnt it…. people evolved to the point where man can make a watch….
Stranger: your answer is really funny
You: why?
Stranger: so next time you find a watch just say it evolved to a watch and there is no watch maker
You: of course evolution didnt directly make a watch…. i didnt claim that. i said people evolved over millions of years. evolved to the point where it is possible to make a watch
You: i never said there wasnt a watch maker
You: i said there is a watchmaker
Stranger: ok
Stranger: another question
You: ok
Stranger: accepting your evolution
Stranger: where did life come from in the first place?
You: no one knows…. that is why millions of scientists for many many years work towards finding out. Science has taught the earth more in 100 years than religion has in 5000 years. religious people claim a god, with absolutely no proof whatsoever
You: it is the same argument…. where did god come from in the first place?
Stranger: first of all there are proofs, you’re just not listening
You: does religion try to answer that?
You: ok. im listening
Stranger: secondly can you really believe that with al the science and technology advances they don’t know where did life come from????
Stranger: or simply they have no answer because they don’t want to accept god?
You: yes, i do believe that. They are trying to find an answer because they know god doesnt exist. if i ask you a question like 5637×5836….. you dont know what the answer is unless you find out. calculate it. people are trying to find out ‘the big bang’ etc. people who are religious just accept god without question. without proof. has the church ever tried to prove god in any way shape of form?
Stranger: they ar etrying for so many years. the reason they haven’t found the “answer” is because the answer is god and they don’t want to accept it
You: wow
You: is it possible that you dont want to accept that there is no god?
Stranger: why?
Stranger: how do you know that?
You: not every question that has ever been asked can be answer right away. i truly believe that other forms of life will be found in the universe someday. maybe in a thousand years. i also believe that the answer to how the universe will be answered one day by science.
Stranger: that doesn’t quite answer my question: how do you know there is no god?
You: because everything that has ever been claimed by the bible has been disproved by science. just purely by logic and being educated.
You: ok
Stranger: who talked about the bible.
Stranger: i talked about god.
Stranger: you said there is no god.
Stranger: i asked how do you know that.
You: there isnt
Stranger: and you don’t have an answer to that
You: how do you know there is
You: you dont have an answer to say there is
You: it doesnt prove there is a god
Stranger: actually i do
You: do not mention your watch again
You: please… tell me how you know god exists
Stranger: because the universe exists and it has a beginning (big bang)
Stranger: it means it started to exist at some point
Stranger: right?
You: yes
Stranger: so it wasn’t there then it was there
Stranger: it means at some point it was created
You: well, this is the most popular theory to how this happened. science is trying to find the answer to this question
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i said you are not listening
You: how?
Stranger: i just gave you the answer why this universe was created
Stranger: it can not create itself
You: so it was created by god?
Stranger: give me another explanation.
You: who created god?
You: where did god come from? he cannot create himself
Stranger: good question
Stranger: we know that the universe had a beginning
Stranger: so it must have been created
Stranger: but god does not have a beginning, he was always there
Stranger: outside the time domain
You: who told you this?
Stranger: the universe is inside the time domain
You: how do you know that?
Stranger: it is the only possible explanation
Stranger: by logoc
Stranger: logic
You: you know what, my level of understanding cannot comprehend how uneducated and blinded by religion you are. This is ironic because your level of understanding cannot comprehend how anything other than god created the universe. It is quite funny really
Stranger: good argument lol
Stranger: so you don’t have an answer to that
Stranger: nice
You: it was a statement, not a question
Stranger: so you don’t have an alternative to what i told you
Stranger: because it is the only explanation
You: i am sorry stranger, you are wrong.
Stranger: and why is that?
Stranger: enlighten me
You: the universe was created by a pink dog who smokes a pipe and wears a top hat…. there is an alternative. i just made him up. he must have created the universe
Stranger: ok
Stranger: was he always there or was created himself?
Stranger: if he was created himself then we have to find his creator who have always been there (god)
Stranger: if he was always there then he is the god
Stranger: i was talking about the concept of god not his characteristics
Stranger: maybe he is pink maybe not
Stranger: but he is there
Stranger: so it is not an alternative it is just what i said
You: this conversation is ridiculous
You: can i change it slightly… keeping with religion
You: what about other religions? what about religions who believe there are many gods?
You: surely there is only one creator, which you have claimed. why would he create other gods?
Stranger: they are obviously wrong
You: obviously… how?
Stranger: there is only one creator
You: you dont know that. you have been told that by your parents and your church and refuse to accept any other posibility
Stranger: maybe there are other gods but the creator of our universe is one
You: are you still there? it says ‘stranger is typing…’ has been like that for a long time
Stranger: i am not typing
You: oh
You: ok
You: neither of us will convince one another of their arguments
You: can we just talk
You: id like to know more about you
You: how old are you?
Stranger: just answer me this
You: ok
Stranger: with all that i’ve said
Stranger: do you still think there is NOT absolutely a slight chance that a god exists and created the universe?>
You: no, sorry. i don’t. same question back to you….. do you still think there is NOT absolutely a slight chance that god doesnt exist and didnt create the universe?
Stranger: yes there is a slight chance.
Stranger: so what?
You: you asked me, so i asked you back. thats all
You: anyway…. how old are you? i am 24
This was when the stranger left the conversation….

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Just a little info from Mishikail

Face slapping reasons and styles can vary greatly, but the act is ultimately a gesture of power that delivers a healthy dose of humiliation. It can be done either in or out of a scene, as part of sex, as part of discipline, punishment or other. This article is more about the how than the why.

Behind closed doors.

It’s possible to enjoy your kinks in a way which not only makes you a gentleman, but makes you more desirable to women.

I’m sorry to those of you who are sad to see this story go, but I assure you, the new one will be better. If you have any questions, pose them to me on my Twitter @zxnoregretsxz69 or my email [email protected]

Expulsion.
Although it might not seem so, expulsion is one of the most
satisfying (and problematic) parts of giving and receiving
enemas. Many times, after just a single enema (particularly if
your girlfriend could not take much fluid), the majority of the
water remains in the colon–until you go out to dinner, or
company comes over, or you’re making love. On the other hand,
there’s nothing quite like the empty feeling that comes from a
good enema, completely expelled. Proper expulsion is also
necessary for any follow-up anal play (unless you like to be
surprised by spraying brown water), because once the anus is
opened, peristalsis *propels* the fecal matter and water out of
the rectum without any possibility of control on your
girlfriend’s part. So . . . either follow my instructions, or
wear a yellow rain slicker.
1. Your girlfriend will often be able to tell if she’s empty.
She will *feel* empty. If she has never had enemas before, it
may be a little hard for her to distinguish from the “full
feeling” that comes from not having the enema reach quite high
enough to clean her out, and the full feeling that comes from
water sloshing around in the colon. This is especially true if
her colon is “unhealthy;” a person who is an experienced
recipient can feel the water flowing in, and can often tell how
high it’s gone.
2. Allow plenty of time. Time is the single most important
factor in a good enema session. There has to be enough time for
the water to flow in, and there has to be enough time given for
expulsion. If your girlfriend is inexperienced (see my preceding
notes on increasing capacity), she may *fear* the feeling of
fullness and cramping that experienced women will tell you is
just “the enema doing it’s work;” the fullness and cramping go
away as the enema goes in higher and higher, and the colon stops
trying to resist the inflow of water. When she expels her enema,
make sure she’s given enough time to “empty out.”
3. Sometimes, it seems, the water simply will not come out. You
wait 10 minutes or so, and everything is still in there. Here’s
how to solve that problem. Give another enema. Fill the enema
bag with cool (NOT cold) water. Put your girlfriend in the knee-
chest position. Lubricate her again (it wipes off) and insert
the nozzle. If you have a colon tube, begin inserting it (about
4-5″), and turn on the water. Let it flow in slowly. She will
feel some cramping (cold water makes the colon react; that’s what
we want); if it hurts her a lot, pinch the tube for a few moments
until the cramps stop. If you’re using the colon tube, continue
to insert it. At some point, the “new water” in her will contact
the “old water;” when this happens, she will probably BEG you to
let her get up and go. Shut off the water, remove the tube, and
let her go. If she feels warm water after the cool,(it will feel
warm to her because her body has warmed it), the cool enema
reached high enough to do its work. I’ve found that you must
normally give about half of a two-quart bag for this procedure to
work properly. Less, and the “old water” just stays in her. I
remember a girl I knew a few years back (she was about 22 or 23,
I think), to whom I gave an enema. She was an excellent enema
subject, relaxed enough to take a FULL bag of warm water on the
first try; but when she got up to expel the enema, she only
unloaded about a pint of water. She had to go out after we were
done, so I used the procedure described above. I filled the bag
with cool water, filled her until she couldn’t take any more, and
then let her get up and expel. She was not a large girl (5′ 5″
and about 120#), but by the time I had given her both enemas, she
had about 3 quarts of fluid inside her. When she got up and sat
on the toilet, she “went” for what seemed like 5 minutes
straight. Imagine if I had left her with 1 1/2 quarts of water
in her, and she was at work . . .

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“Awwww mom, do I hafta,” cried Judy Kilmer!?! “Now be quiet and sit still,” her mother admonished her, “we’ll be there in a few minutes!!!” Judy turned her head and looked sullenly out the passenger door window, dreading her first visit to her mother’s lingerie shop. “Jesus,” she thought to herself, “I’m only eighteen years old, what the fuck do I need custom made lingerie for anyway???” “Oh well,” she thought resignedly, “I might as well just get it over with, ‘cuz there is really nothing I can do about it anyway.” Lingerie Erotica was a small store in a residential area just off main street, a neon sign in the front window brought attention to an otherwise dreary front facade. Judy and her mother entered the store and were immediately greeted by the owner, Geri Archer who said, “Hello Kathy, and this must be Judy!” She reached out and graciously shook Judy’s hand, while all the time looking her straight in the eye. Geri was an attractive middle aged woman of about fifty Judy guessed, with blonde tinted hair, and a large prominent bust. “As we talked about on the phone,” Kathy said to Geri, “I think Judy is old enough now to start her fine lingerie collection, she has a woman’s body, and I feel that some pretty under things would make her feel more feminine, don’t you agree?” “I couldn’t agree with you more,” intoned Geri enthusiastically, “some pretty bras and panties can do wonders for you psyche!!!” “Okay Judy,” ordered Geri, “let’s get these clothes off so we can measure you.” Judy, turning a bright shade of red, turned her back to the two older woman and slowly slipped out of her clothing, while Geri stood patiently waiting with a cloth tape measure while the young girl stripped. The two woman commented on what a beautiful body Judy had, Geri being especially impressed with her large breasts. “All the woman in our family have big boobs,” Kathy offered, “and also very hairy pubic areas,” which was very evident when Judy turned to face Geri. “Mmmmm,” Geri hummed, looking at Judy’s bushy vagina, “we’ll have to do something about that!” Putting the tape around Judy’s bust, Geri pulled the tape taut and wrote down the measurement and then proceeded to measure her waist and hips. Judy could have been mistaken, but she sensed that Geri was letting her hands roam a little freely over her skin, causing her to shiver just a little. Geri and her mother looked over the numbers that were written on the data sheet and left Judy standing naked in the middle of the room while they were discussing the type of bra that would be best for a bust the size of Judy’s. Geri was making the point that she felt Judy needed under wire support for such a large chest, and just to illustrate the point, she went around behind Judy and cupped her breasts in her hands, immediately causing her nipples to stand out like little erections while making her again turn bright red! Geri then asked, “Judy, are your nipples hard like this a lot,” as she pinched them gently. Before Judy could answer, her mother jumped in and said, “Lord yes, her nipples are always showing through her blouses, it’s very attractive!” “I agree,” replied Geri, “we must have a bra that is thin enough to show her nipples off, they are one of her best features,” while she continued tweaking Judy’s nipples, making her knees go weak, and her vagina begin to dampen.
After a few more minutes of tit play, Geri went to the back room and returned with a mauve bra and panty set. “This should be just about perfect,” Geri said, “a 34D cup bra, and a size seven panty.” Again Geri got behind Judy, and helped her slip into the low cut lace bra while her nmother commented, “Very nice, her boobs look spectacular!” Geri spun Judy around and replied, “I’ve got to agree with you Kath, she has a super chest, now let’s do the panties, we’ll try them on first, and then do any trimming if we have to.” By now Judy was a little less self conscious than she was, and easily slipped on the matching bikinis, and as small tufts of brown hair sprung from the elastic leg openings, Geri brushed her fingers over them and replied, “We’ll have to trim off the edges of her pussy so it doesn’t show.” Judy slipped out of the panties while Geri went to get a scissors. When she returned, she had Judy sit down in a chair with her legs spread wide apart as the older woman started to trim the edges of Judy’s thick pubic patch while commenting, “My goodness Judy, you are sopping wet, just look Kathy, she’s drenched!”
Kathy looked over Geri’s shoulder and directly at her daughter’s open cunt, and what she saw was a very puffy slit, covered with damp matted pubic hair. “She has a very responsive body,” Kathy said, “she and her boyfriend have been having sex for at least a year!” Judy couldn’t believe what was happening to her, here she was with her legs splayed open in front of her mother and a total stranger, and what happened next was even more stunning as Geri took her finger and inserted it into her wet vagina! An audible moan gurgled from Judy’s throat, and Geri and Kathy both chuckled as the young girl began to squirm as the older woman fingered her slit. The next thing Judy felt was a tongue probing her wet vaginal opening! Geri was eating her pussy in front of her mother! “My god,” Judy groaned, “eat my pussy, please don’t stop!!!” Judy focused her eyes on her mother, and was shocked to see that she had her hand up under her dress and was furiously frigging her pussy! “Y-y-y-you’re both crazy,” Judy moaned through clenched teeth, “god, Geri, suck my clit!!!” Geri bore down harder on the youngster’s open vagina, paying special attention to her engorged clit as both mother and daughter were now closing fast on thunderous orgasms! Judy bucked her hips up to meet Geri’s open mouth, while her mother had three fingers buried in her own steaming crack! Geri pulled away from Judy’s cunt just long enough to tell Kathy to lay down on the floor and eat her pussy. She had taken off her panties earlier, and now was in unbelievable heat from the sucking of the young pussy! Kathy did as she was told, and lay on her back and slid her head under Geri’s loose fitting dress where she found a huge muff, bulging out in an obvious state of sexual excitement. Geri lowered her vagina onto Kathy’s waiting mouth while she continued jerking her own clit. Now all three of them were on the verge of cunt splitting orgasms, and it crossed Kathy’s mind that she might be smothered by the hairy snatch that was being shoved into her face! Geri had an incredibly hot pussy, and it would only take a few more sucks to make her blow! With her own cunt now being eaten, Geri went back to licking the pretty little vagina in front of her while moaning, “God this little cunt tasted good!!!” All three clits were now on automatic pilot, all being way beyond the point of no return! Judy was the first one to erupt, her clit exploding under the expert tonguing by her mother’s older friend, and when Judy cried out in ecstasy, both She and Geri simultaneously came, Geri into Kathy’s open mouth, and Kathy by masturbating her throbbing clitoris!
Geri continued to kiss and nibble on Judy’s vagina until she had yet another orgasm, and both of older woman laughed and kidded Judy about her very sensitive pussy. Judy turned six shades of red and said, “I guess I got it from my mother!!!” All three broke down laughing at that line, and hugged each other. When they were all dressed, Kathy said, “Well, would next week be okay for our next fitting!?!”
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THE SEXUAL ANATOMY OF MEN: THE PENIS AND SCROTUM
The penis and scrotum are the external sexual organs of men. There
are many questions about the penis on alt.sex, and this FAQ will
attempt to begin to answer some of them.
VOCABULARY OF THE PENIS AND SCROTUM
glans
The glans is the head of the penis. The glans in uncircumcised men is
usually covered by the prepuce. The glans is highly sensitive, as is
the corona, the ridge of flesh that connects the glans to the shaft
of the penis.
corona
The ‘crown,’ a ridge of flesh demarcating where the head of the penis
and the shaft join. frenulum, frenum A thin strip of flesh on the
underside of the penis that connects the shaft to the head.
foreskin, prepuce
A roll of skin which covers the head of the penis in uncircumsized
men.
urethra, meatus
The opening at the tip of the penis to allow the passage of both
urine and semen.
smega
A substance with the texture of cheese secreted by glands on each
side of the frenulum in uncircumsized men.
scrotum
The scrotum is a sac that hangs behind and below the penis, and
containts the testes, the male sexual glands. The scrotum’s primary
function is to maintain the testes at approximately 34 C, the
temperature at which the testes most effectively produce sperm.
Male Internal Sexual Anatomy
Testes, Testicles.
The male sexual glands, the two testes within the scrotum produce
sperm and testosterone. Within each testis is a kilometer of ducts
called the seminiferous tubules, the organs which generate sperm.
Each testicle produces nearly 150 million sperm every 24 hours.
Epididymis
The epididymis is a ‘holding pen’ where sperm produced by the
seminiferous tubules mature. The sperm wait here until ejaculation or
nocturnal emission
Vas deferns
The ducts leading from the epididymis to the seminal vesicles. These
are the ducts that are cut during the procedure known as vasectomy.
Seminal vesicles
The seminal vesicles produce semen, a fluid that activates and
protects the sperm after it has left the penis during ejaculation
Prostate gland
Also produces a fluid that makes up the semen. The prostate gland
also squeezes shut the urethral duct to the bladder, thus preventing
urine from mixing with the semen and disturbing the pH balance
required by sperm.
Corpa cavernosa
The corpa cavernosa are the two spongy bodies of erectile tissue on
either side of the penis which become engorged with blood from
arteries in the penis, thus causing erection.
Ejaculatory Ducts
The path through the seminal glands which semen travels during
ejaculation.
Cowper’s Glands
The Cowper’s glands secrete a small amount of pre-ejaculate fluid
prior to orgasm. This fluid neutralizes the acidity within the
urethra itself.
FREQUENTLY ANSWERED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE PENIS.
WHAT’S THE AVERAGE SIZE OF THE PENIS? WHAT ARE THE EXTREMES?
According to the book Mandens Krop (which is translated from English,
but does not give the original title) the average is 15cm and 90% are
between 13 and 18cm.
The records for a fully functional penis are 1.5cm and 30cm.
IS PENIS SIZE IMPORTANT?
This is probably one of the most frequently asked questions, and that’s a shame, because it’s really a pointless
question. Penis size is important if and only if you think it is. If
you have sex with men and you desire a large penis, then penis size
is important to you, and only to you. If you feel your penis should
be larger, then penis size is important to you, and only to you.
Many women say that too many men are hung up on the size of their
penises. The vagina is only eight to thirteen centimeters long, and
even a small penis can touch every square centimeter within the
vagina.
CAN PENIS SIZE BE INCREASED?
Yes. There are two surgical procedures to increase penis size– the
Bihari Procedure, and Fat Injection.
The Bihari Procedure consists of cutting the ligament that secures
the base of the penis to the body. This gives between one-half and
two inches of increased length to the penis; however, because the
penis is no longer anchored to the body an erection no longer points
‘up.’
Fat Injection is the process of removing fat from the backs of the
thighs and injecting it into the body of the penis to make the penis
thicker. Because the body rejects a significant portion of the
injection this procedure may need to be repeated several times and
each operation carries with it a severe risk of infection.
HOW DO I MEASURE MY PENIS?
According to Harold Reed, M.D., director of the Reed Centre for
Ambulatory Urological Surgery in Bay Harbor, Florida, this is the
correct way to measure the length of your penis:
First, while standing, get an erection. Okay, now gently angle your,
er, equipment down until it is parallel to the floor. Set your ruler
against your pubic bone just above the base of the penis, and
measure to the tip. Thats how the doctors do it.
MY PENIS BENDS DOWN (OR LEFT, OR RIGHT). IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG
WITH IT?
One-quarter of all penises bend in some direction and some bend
downward even when erect. Unless the bend is severe or causes you
pain, there is nothing wrong or abnormal about your penis. It should
not interfere with sexual intercourse. Some people report that a
downward-bending penis is easier to fellate.
In rare cases a condition called Peyrone’s Syndrome can arise from
childhood diseases. This condition is caused by scarring on one of
the two corpa cavernosa within the penis, stunting its effectiveness
during erection and causing the penis to bend almost 90 degrees in
that direction. If you feel this may be the case, consult a
urologist.
WHAT IS CIRCUMCISION AND WHY IS IT DONE?
Male circumcision is the surgical removal of the foreskin from the
penis. When performed in a hospital, it is usually done shortly after
birth by a doctor or midwife. Circumcisions are also given to Jewish
boys by a mohel in a ceremony eight days after birth. Some Islamic
boys are circumcised when they are older, around age 12. The majority
of American boys are circumcised.
Common reasons for circumcision include: better hygiene, “normal” or
“better” appearance, and “his penis should look like his father’s.”
Common reasons against circumcision include: it is no longer
necessary for hygienic reasons; it is a painful, barbaric practice;
possibility of infection or surgical error; “normal” or “better”
appearance; “his penis should look like his father’s.”; and “greater
sensitivity of uncircumcised penis.”
WHAT ARE BLUE BALLS?
Blue Balls is a real condition! The “correct” term for blue balls is
epididymitis, which is an inflammation of the epididymis.
In simple terms blue balls occurs when the epididymis get blocked up
with sperm that have left the testis but not the penis. The vas
deferns are the conduit for the sperm from the testis to the urethra.
When they get blocked you get pain. Why blue balls and not “swollen
balls,” well maybe the connotation is that you balls have the
“blues”, or maybe its because with all that swelling some of the
blood flow is restricted enough to cause some blueing of the area
because of pooling blood.
WHY IS THE PROSTATE MENTIONED SO OFTEN DURING DISCUSSIONS OF ANAL
SEX?
The prostate is about the size of a walnut in a normal man, and is
immediately behind the rectal wall about three centimeters inside the
anus. It can be felt by placing one finger within the anus and
feeling along the anterior wall for a round bulb. For some men,
touching or rubbing this spot is extremely pleasurable; a rare few
can even orgasm through this technique. Others report that the touch
is painful or makes them feel as if they need to urinate.

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I’ve been coming to the site for years now, and while my spelling and grammar aren’t perfect, frequently when it comes to proper use of commas, colons, and semicolons, but I do know quite a bit about storytelling and the English language. Just some mistakes I have come across a lot in my time here that really destroy stories for me.

For those who have asked

its the Law…

Hey, I have a lot of respect for all you guys who
like to eat pussy because there are too few of you out
there. And I’m not the only woman who says this.
Furthermore, some of you guys who are giving it the old
college try are not doing too well, so maybe this
little lesson will help you out.
When a woman finds a man who gives good head,
she’s found a treasure she’s not going to let go of too
quickly. This is one rare customer and she knows it.
She won’t even tell her girlfriends about it or that
guy will become the most popular man in town. So,
remember, most guys can fuck, and those who can usually
do it satisfactorily, but the guy who gives good head,
he’s got it made.
Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if
you’ve got the world’s most gorgeous woman in bed with
you, she’s going to worry about how you like her body.
Tell her it’s beautiful, tell her which parts you like
best, tell her anything, but get her to trust you
enough to let you down between her legs.
Now stop and look at what you see. Beautiful,
isn’t it? There is nothing that makes a woman more
unique than her pussy. I know. I’ve seen and tasted
plenty of them. They come in all different sizes,
colors and shapes; some are tucked inside like a little
girl’s cunnie and some have thick luscious
lips that come out to greet you. Some are nested in
bushes of fur and others are covered with transparent
fuzz. Appreciate your woman’s unique qualities and
tell her what makes her special.
Women are a good deal more verbal than men,
especially during love-making. They also respond more
to verbal love, which means, the more you talk to her,
the easier it will be to get her off. So all the time
you’re petting and stroking her beautiful pussy, talk
to her about it.
Now look at it again. Gently pull the lips
apart and look at her inner lips, even lick them if you
want to. Now spread the tops of her pussy up until you
can find her clit. Women have clits in all different
sizes, just like you guys have different sized cocks.
It doesn’t mean a thing as far as her capacity for
orgasm. All it means is more of her is hidden
underneath her foreskin.
Whenever you touch a woman’s pussy, make sure
your finger is wet. You can lick it or moisten it with
juices from inside her. Be sure, by all means, to wet
it before you touch her clit because it doesn’t have
any juices of it’s own and it’s extremely sensitive.
Your finger will stick to it if it’s dry and that
hurts. But you don’t want to touch her clit anyway.
You have to work up to that. Before she becomes
aroused, her clit is too delicate to be handled.
Approach her pussy slowly. Women, even more so than
men, love to be teased. The inner part of her thigh is
her most tender spot. Lick it,
kiss it, make designs on it with the tip of your
tongue. Come dangerously close to her pussy, then
float away. Make her anticipate it.
Now lick the crease where her leg joins her
pussy. Nuzzle your face into her bush. Brush your
lips over her slit without pressing down on it to
further excite her. After you’ve done this to the
point where your lady is bucking up from her seat and
she’s straining to get more of you closer to her, then
put your lips right on top of her slit.
Kiss her, gently, then harder. Now use your
tongue to separate her pussy lips and when she opens
up, run your tongue up and down between the layers of
pussy flesh. Gently spread her legs more with your
hands.
Everything you do with a woman you’re about to eat
must be done gently. Tongue-fuck her. This feels
define. It also teases the hell out of her because by
now she wants some attention given to her clit. Check
it out. See if her clit has gotten hard enough to peek
out of it’s covering. If so, lick it. If you can’t
see it, it might still be waiting for you underneath.
So bring your tongue up to the top of her slit and feel
for her clit. You may barely experience it’s presence.
But even if you can’t feel the tiny pearl, you can make
it rise by licking the skin that covers it. Lick hard
now and press into her skin.
Gently pull the pussy lips away and flick your
tongue against the clit, hood covered or not. Do this
quickly. This should cause her legs to shudder. When
you sense she’s getting up there toward orgasm, make
your lips into an O and take the clit into your mouth.
Start to suck gently and watch your lady’s face for her
reaction. If she can handle it, begin to suck harder.
If she digs it, suck even harder. Go with her. If she
lifts her pelvis into the air with the tension of her
rising orgasm, move with her, don’t fight her. Hang
on, and keep your hot mouth on her clit. Don’t let go.
That’s what she’ll be saying too: ‘Don’t stop. Don’t
ever stop!’
There’s a reason for that, most men stop too
soon. Just like with cock sucking, this is something
worth learning about and worth learning to do well. I
know a man who’s a lousy fuck, simply lousy, but he
can eat pussy like nobody I know and he never has
trouble getting a date. Girls are falling all over
him.
But back to your pussy eating session…There’s
another thing you can do to intensify your woman’s
pleasure. You can finger-fuck her while she’s enjoying
your cunt-licking talents. Before, during or after.
She’ll really like it. In addition to the erogenous
zones surrounding her clit, a woman has another
extremely sensitive area at the roof of her vagina.
This is what you rub up against when you’re fucking
her. Well, since your cock is pretty far away from
your mouth, your fingers will have to do the
fucking.
Take two fingers. One is too skinny and
three is too wide and therefore can’t get deep enough.
Make sure they’re wet so you don’t irritate her skin.
Slide them inside, slowly at first, then a little
faster. Fuck her with them rhythmically. Speed up
only when she does. Listen to her breathing. She’ll
let you know what to do. If you’re sucking her clit
and finger-fucking her at the same time, you’re giving
her far more stimulation than you would be giving her
with your cock alone. So you can count on it that
she’s getting high on this. If there’s any doubt,
check her out for symptoms. Each woman is unique. You
may have one who’s nipples get hard when she’s excited
or only when she’s having an orgasm.
Your woman might turn flush red or begin to tremble.
Get to know her symptoms and you’ll be a more sensitive
lover.
When she starts to have an orgasm, for heaven’s
sakes, don’t let go of that clit. Hang in there for
the duration. When she starts to come down from the
first orgasm, press your tongue along the underside of
the clit, leaving your lips covering the top. Move
your tongue in and out of her cunt. If your fingers
are inside, move them a little too, gently though,
things are extremely sensitive just now.
If you play your cards right, you’ll get some
multiple orgasms this way. A woman stays excited for a
full hour after she’s had an orgasm.
The last advice I have for you is this: After
you’ve made her come, make her your slave by giving her
the best head she’s ever had, don’t leave her alone
just yet. Talk to her, stroke her body, caress her
breasts, pinch her nipples. Keep making love to her
quietly until she’s come all the way down. A man can
get off and go to sleep in the same breath and feel no
remorse, no sense of
loss. But a woman by nature requires some sensitivity
from her lover in those first few moments after sex.
Oral sex can be the most exciting sexual
experiences you can have. But it’s what you make it.
Take your time, practice often, pay attention to your
lover’s signals, and most of all, enjoy yourself.

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