nude beach

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A mum and dad take their boy to a nude beach, when they get there the dad walks off the mum sunbathes and the boy goes to swim in the sea, after a few minutes the boy goes running up to his mum saying “mummy mummy i saw two men with bigger willies then daddy” and the mum says “well the bigger they are the dumber they are” so the boy says “oh okay” and goes back to play in the sea. the boy then comes back a few minutes later saying “mummy mummy i saw two women with bigger boobies than you” and the mum says ” the bigger they are the dumber they are” and the boy replies “oh okay” and goes back to play in the sea. the boy then comes running back to his mom a few minuets later saying “mummy mummy i saw daddy talking to the dumbest women on the earth and the more and more he talked the dumber and dumber he got”

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anonymous readerReport

2012-02-07 13:19:03
Can I go for nmbuer 34 please? Or if someone has beat me to it, any nmbuer will do. Cyber-mummy-to-be, Lucy (The Project Lab) x

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2005-12-07 12:09:36
good joke!!!

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2005-10-30 17:23:55
!!!! not so bad but too…i dunno….

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2005-09-12 08:25:51
Not bad……………… i liked it

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2005-07-27 20:30:29
XD