Luck and Love: VIII
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Helena tests her skills and strength against Xavier.
Jennifer and I had been friends forever. She lived just a few doors down the street, and we had pretty much grown up together. Although she is only one year ahead of me in school, (she’s getting ready to start her sophomore year, me my freshman year), she was about a year and a half older than me. (She already had her driver’s license…how cool!)
It was pretty common for one of us to sleep over at the other’s, and this time it was my turn to spend the night at Jennifer’s.
Chapter Nine
I was so excited. I was going to spend the night at Jennifer’s. Although we have sleepovers fairly regularly, this would be the first one since my sexual “awakening” had started. I had so much to tell her about!
I threw a few things into my bag and was on the way out the door when I remembered about Ricky’s movie. I decided to take it along with me and grabbed it out of my drawer, adding it to my bag as I headed out.
Jennifer greeted me at her front door, and I said my polite “hi’s” to her parents as we headed toward her room. Her brother was in the kitchen as we pased through, and although in the past I had never thought of him as anything other than Jen’s brother, I found myself looking at him in a whole new light. “I wonder what his penis looks like?” I mused. “I wonder if he strokes it? I wonder how big it gets?”
It seemed like ever since my experiences had started a week ago, I couldn’t look at any male without automatically thinking about their penis…wondering.
Her stereo was playing as we entered her room, and I tossed my bag in the corner as she shut the door. We plopped down on the bed and started our usual “girl talk”. School was starting next week, and for the first time, I wasn’t even thinking about classes, or teachers. I was thinking only about guys…and penises!
In the middle of our gossip, Jen got up off the bed and pulled her top off up over her head. Her bra followed, and seconds later, her jeans and panties. My God! She was shaved too, all except for a little bit at the top. I felt a kind of a strange tingle as I thought back to the movie and the scenes with just girls. Naked, she turned and went to her dresser. She pulled open a drawer and pulled out a pair of pink panties. She was climbing into them casually as she was telling me how excited she was that her parents were going to let her drive to school occasionally. When she turned to face me, I caught my breath. Not only were her panties the skimpiest things I had ever seen, but the material was so sheer that I could see her pussy right through them!
I felt another strange tingle as she turned and walked to her closet. She pulled out a pink thing, kind of resembling a half slip, and pulled in on over her head.
It barely came down below her butt, and when she turned back towards the bed, I could see her breasts, her nipples, through the thin material.
“Jen,” I kind of stamered, “where did you get that…thing…?”
“What, this?” she asked, holding out the bottom hem of her top. “I got a few of them. It’s what I usually sleep in. Can’t exactly wear it out in public, but it makes me feel sexy at night.” She winked as she added, “If you catch my drift…”
“I’ve never seen anything like that,” I gushed. “Where did you get it?”
“It’s called a baby doll,” she replied. “You can get them just about anywhere…why…you telling me you don’t have anything like this? What do you sleep in?”
“No,” I replied, “nothing like that.” I added quickly, “Usually just a tee shirt and panties. That’s about the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen!”
“Like I said,” she responded, it makes me feel real sexy when I wear one. Hey,” she added, “you wanna wear one?”
“Love to,” I gushed. She turned and returned to her closet. Rummaging through, she called back over her shoulder, “Would you prefer red, white, or black?”
“Ummm…white, I guess,” I replied, even as I was staring at her butt, in clear view despite her almost invisible panties. I felt another strange tingle. She pulled out the half slip piece and tossed it to me. I jumped up off the bed and quickly peeled off my tee shirt and bra, sliding the silky material on over my head. When I glanced in the mirror, I could clearly see my own breasts, my own nipples, through the filmy material. Jen was back at her dresser, poking through the drawer as I pulled off my shorts and panties. Naked from the waist down, I waited until she stood back up, holding the pair of white panties that would complete my outfit.
She walked toward me as she announced, “Here they are.” She paused right of me and then suddenly put her hand down between my legs! She gripped a bit of the sparse hair down their and gave a playful tug. “You really should shave this,” she murmured in a taunting voice, “guys think that’s really sexy.”
I just stood there…frozen in shock! My best friend had just put her hand between my legs. It wasn’t anything sexual, but still…! I thought back to the movie and the scenes of the girls…with each other…touching…licking… I felt another strange tingle as I pulled the wispy panties up over my hips. Turning again to look in the mirror, I realized that although I could see through the top, and see through the panties, when both were on, the two layers of the filmy material was just enough so that although I could see the panties clearly underneath the top, I couldn’t actually see my pussy through both layers of slinky silk.
We hopped back on the bed and sat facing other, cross legged, “Indian style”. I saw Jen’s eyes moving up and down from my breasts to between my legs. I was wondering what was going through her mind as I tried not to stare at her body. The movie…the girls…
In the position we were sitting, I could see her breasts and nipples through the filmy top, and casting a quick glance down, could clearly see her pussy through the skimpy panties. I was pretty sure she could see everything, every part of me, in return, as her eyes continued wandering over my body, and again I felt a strange tingle…a strange warmth.
We continued our aimless chatter for a few more minutes, and out talk soon turned to guys. We were soon comparing notes about which cute guys we hoped would be in our classes. Somewhere in that converation Jen brought up my brother Ricky, telling me how cute she thought he was, and bemoaning that he was going to be a senior, and probably wouldn’t even be interested in talking to a sophomore, much less taking one out.
I couldn’t resist and started telling her about the incident of watching him lying naked on his bed, stroking his penis…watching his sexy movie.
“Oh my God!” she gasped. “You actually saw his cock? You saw him jerking off? What did it look like? How big is it? Tell me more!” she demanded breathlessly.
I started relaying the story and felt a really strange rush as Jen casually dropped one of her hands between her legs and began stroking herself through the thin material of her panties. I couldn’t believe it! Right in front of me as if nothing was happening! I felt my own pussy start to moisten as I started telling her about me watching Ricky. I was trying not to stare at her hand between her legs, but was finding it impossible. God I wanted to touch myself!
“Well,” she demanded, “did you get to actually see him come? Watch him shoot?”
As I told her about watching his body jerk, and him squirting into the air, she moved her hand inside her panties, and I couldn’t help but stare as her finger movements became more pronounced…right in front of me!
My own hand drifted down between my legs, and I began to tentatively caress my slit. I couldn’t believe I was doing this! My juices started flowing as I told her about watching his cream shoot up in the air and land all over his chest. My finger movements got more insistent as I told her how hot it had gotten me, and what I was doing back in my room moments later.
She pulled her hand out of her panties and brought it up to her mouth. My own finger movements increased as I watched her lick and then suck on her own juices. I remembered how much I loved to do that, how much I loved the way I smelled and tasted when I was turned on, and wondered if she felt the same, if she tasted and smelled the same.
As Jen pulled her fingers out of her mouth, I was just getting ready to slide my own hand inside my panties when she reached forward and beat me to it. Without saying a word, she shipped her hand inside my panties and began stroking up and down my now soaking wet slit.
I gasped! My best friend! Touching my pussy! Stroking my pussy! I sat frozen for a moment, not sure how to react. But her fingers felt so wonderful caressing me! I felt my breathing quicken as she quickened the pace of her caresses. She looked me in the eye as she slid her other hand back down inside her own panties, and within seconds was stroking both of us.
I remained frozen, still somewhat in shock, unsure what, if anything, I should do. It felt so good! I didn’t want to do anything to caue her to stop!
I felt her push one, then two, of her fingers up inside of me, and thought I could see through her panties that she was doing the same thing to herself. She began a slow in and out movement. It felt so good! But I was so confused…this was a girl with her fingers in my pussy…not a guy. I was getting really turned on…but it was a girl! What’s wrong with me?
She just kept looking in my eyes, not saying a word. Every few seconds, she would stop her in and out movement, leaving her fingers all the way up inside of me, just wiggling the tips around inside my channel.
I was still frozen. Confused, my mind racing. This was a girl! She had her fingers up inside my pussy! She was getting me really turned on! A girl?
She pulled her hand out of her panties and held it up to my face, extending her fingers under my nose.
“Think I semell sexy?” she purred.
I sniffed, then inhaled deeply…several times…She smelled like…like…like…me!
I opened my lips and very tentatively ectended my tongue. She immediately brought her fingers to my mouth, and hesitating for a moment, I slowly extended my tongue furthur, barely touching her fingertips. I moved my togue just a little bit, waiting to see what she tasted like.
My mind was still in a whirl…I couldn’t believe I was doing this…with a girl!
Jen just sat there, looking in my eyes…not saying a word.
I opened my mouth slightly and took her fingers inside. I licked and sucked gently and soon discovered that she tasted just like me!
This was so sexy…but my mind was still in a whirl. I was so confused. I was incredibly turned on, yet still wondering…a girl?
Jen pulled her fingers out of my pussy and brought her hand to her own face. She sniffed for a moment and just murmured, “ummmmm”.
She opened her mouth and took her fingers inside. I felt a momentary panic. What if she didn’t like the taste of my pussy juices? What if she thought I was gross?
She sucked on her fingers for a moment or two. Still looking right in my eyes, she finally said in a sexy voice, ” God you taste wonderful! I bet the guys just love it!”
I felt an instant flood of relief. But I was still in a turmoil. “The guys…um…the guys?”
“When they eat you,” she responded immediately.
“Eat me?” I was now really confused.
“Yeah silly. Eat you…go down on you…lick your pussy?”
“I don’t know,” I replied rather lamely. “It’s…um…well…um…I don’t…”
“Wait a minut!” she giggled, “Are you telling me that you’ve never had a guy go down on you?”
“Well…um…no…not really” I kind of stammered.
“Oh girl!”, she chuckled again. “You’ve got a lot to learn.”
“Lay back,” she commanded, pushing on my shoulders. My mind was till whirling, I was still confused…a girl?
I relented and aid back against the pillows, still unsure what I was doing. She hooked her fingers in the waistband of my (her) panties and tugged them down off my hips…off my legs…off my feet. She moved her hands to my knees and pried them apart, spreading my legs wide open.
She just sat there for a moment, looking at my gaping pussy. She moveed between my open legs and paused again, just staring at my wanton display. She moved her hands to my knees and pushed them even furthur apart. She continued to just sit there, staring between my open legs…looking directly at my pussy.
She lowered her head and I felt her tongue gliding up the inside of my thigh…then back down the other. It felt so good! She continued this for a moment, then lifted her head. The next thing I felt was her tongue tickling my navel, then moving slowly lower and lower. My hips began swaying, bucking…as she continued teasing me. Her tongue grazed across the skin just above my slit, then went back to tantalizing my thighs.
Oh God I wanted her tongue…right…there!
All thoughts about the wierdness of this encounter vanished. My pussy…my clit…seemed to have minds of their own.
She kept moving her tongue closer and closer…I could feel her hot breath on my lips. Her tongue lightly touched my slit, moving slowly up and down it’s length. I gasped! Such a feeling! My juices were flowing freely as she continued her play. She reached with her hands and I felt her fingertips spreading my lips…opening me up. She pulled her head back for a moment and just stared at me. I felt so…lewd.
My best friend was holding my pussy wide open…staring at me…up inside of me! Jen lowered her head and I could again feel her hot breath washing over my most private parts.
I saw her tongue peek out of her mouth and closed my eyes in eager anticipation.
The seconds seemed like hours. God I wanted to feel her tongue!
“Jen…” I whimpered, “please…”
It was like an electric shock. I felt her tongue make contact ever so lightly. My clit felt like it was going to explode! She moved her tongue ever so slowly around and around my magic button and my hips sharted bucking.
I wanted more!
My pussy sought her mouth, trying desperately to increase the pressure. My breathing became harsh as she finally began licking…up and down…back and forth…around and around.
God it was incredible! The sensations she was sending through me were like nothing I had ever felt. My pussy was humping wildly against her mouth. I could feel an orgasm already starting to build.
She stopped suddenly and lifted her head.
“Jen,” I begged, “why…?”
She hooked her fingers in the waistband of her panties and tugged them down off her hips. Moving slightly, she wiggled them down past her knees, and then off her feet. She scrambled aroung, reversing her position, and the next thing I knew her knees were straddling my shoulders.
I felt her hands slide under my butt as I looked up and saw…HER!
Her pussy, just inches away from my face…her lips…her little button peeking out from its hood…even her tiny back hole. It was the first time I had ever seen another girl’s pussy close up, and it looked so…inviting! Her lips were already a little open…I could see her juices glistening on her smooth shaven skin.
I felt her tongue return to my clit as she lowered herself closer…and closer…and closer. I could smell her scent…it was intoxicating.
Her tongue continued working its magic on my clit as she brought her pussy closer and closer to my mouth…until suddenly her lips were touching mine. Instinct maybe, but I parted my lips and slowly, tentatively, stuck out my tongue.
I had barely touched its tip to her lips when she mashed her pussy down tight against my mouth. Her tongue was racing around on my clit as she ground her slit against my lips. My tongue searched her opening, drinking in her juices. Her taste was wonderful…sexy. Her honey tasted just like mine, I realized, ad I began eagerly lapping up and down her wet hole.
Her tongue was sending electric jolts through me as I reached a bit higher and began exploring her magic button with my tongue. Her pussy released a flood of her cream, covering my tongue, my lips, dripping onto my chin.
I felt my own orgasm rapidly growing as her hips began bucking wildly, her pussy mashing against my mouth, trying to devour my tongue.
I lapped feverishly at her clit even a s I felt the first waves of my own orgasm overtake me. I could feel my own hips humping against her mouth as she seemed to try to push her clit inside…between my lips. I licked and licked as wave after wave of ectasy washed over me. Within moments, I heard her gasp and felt her jerk, and her pussy spewed honey all over my face as she quivered and shook.
The spasms subsided, and we both just stayed where we were, panting, trying to get our breathing back.
I could feel her hot breath still washing over my pussy as her panting started to subside. Neither of us had moved, and I was still looking right up at…into…her pussy. I could see her juices glistening on her skin, and could see the thick cream collected between her lips. I pushed out my tongue and slowly and gently licked up the length of her slit, reveling in the sweet taste of her honey.
As my tongue savored the taste of her juices, my eyes became focused on her little back hole, just inches away. On impulse, I ran my tongue up a little furthur and probed at her little brown opening.
“Oh, you are a naughty, naughty girl!” I heard her gasp, even as her hips began rocking back against my mouth, urging me deeper. I pushed at her back hole with my tongue, and felt it open slightly. I curled my tongue into a point and tried to probe deeper.
It didn’t really taste like anything, and I decided my little wicked play was really kind of fun.
Her butt began pushing harder against my mouth, even as I felt the tip of one of her fingers probing at my own tight little back channel.
I felt her finger push up inside of me, and my own hips began rocking, pushing against her finger. I felt it go deeper…and deeper. I pushed my tongue against her backside harder and harder until all of a sudden she pulled her finger out of me and scrambled off my face.
She turned around and leaned into me. Her lips brushed my own, followed by her tongue invading my mouth. Our tongues danced, our lips tight against each other, and I felt her breasts mash against my own. I could taste my pussy juice on her mouth, and wondered if she could taste her own on mine.
Jen broke our kiss and straightened. “Wait just a second,” she whispered. She scrambled off the bed and rummaged underneath it. She stood seconds later holding a showbox.
“If we’re REALLY going to play…then let’s play.”
I sat up as she climbed back on the bed, putting the shoebox down between us.
“This is just for us girls” she giggled, removing the cover.
(To be continued)
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Had a bad breakup, then meant a great girl about 5 months later.
The big day had finally arrived, someone would be crowned “Cum-Queen 2001!” All of the preliminary rounds had been completed. There were events like “Fastest mouth”, “Biggest single withdrawal”, “Shortest time between withdrawals from the same donor”, and “Most exotic withdrawal location.” However these were all merely warm-ups for the main event, “The most withdrawals in an Hour.”
The previous events had taken place over the last week and a there was no clear front-runner. Out of the 8 contestants only a few points separated first from last. The reigning Queen presided over the events and ensured fair play. The rules were simple; coax the most cum from as many cocks as possible. The cock’s owner could not touch his own penis; the contestant must do all the work.
“Contestants,” the reigning Queen announced, “when the I blow my whistle you may begin. Time ends when I blow it the second time.” She looked around the crowded room, about fifty guys in various states of undress shifted anxiously while the 8 contestants sized them up, looking for the ones with the edgy-horny glint in their eyes. She took a deep breath, paused for effect, then let out a long burst of sound.
Instantly the contestants sprung toward their targets. Juanita, a silicone enhanced brunette Latina, grabbed two of the guys by their cocks and began stroking them. “Stick that tool in my mouth!” she ordered a third guy. She had selected these guys based on the pre-cum already dripping from the heads of their members. She gulped the cock down her throat and began pumping her full lips up and down the shaft. She continued until she had slobbered a generous amount of saliva on it and then switched it for one of the cocks in her hand. She continued this until she had all three cocks slick with her spit so that her hand could slide easily along the shaft.
By now men surrounded all of the women with their jutting out cocks. Mary, also silicone enhanced, had her well experienced, she was by far the oldest contestant, mouth and hands furiously working an array of cocks while another guy slammed his monster tool into her pussy. Thanks to her insistence on keeping in shape, Mary’s cunt was as tight as a 21 year-old’s. She leaned back and had one of the guys straddle her head sucking his cock into her throat as her hands jacked two more.
Micca had decided on a slightly different approach. She was kneeling over one man; his cock embedded in her super tight snatch, while another guy held her head and fucked her mouth. The two men dwarfed her petite Asian figure, but that did not stop her from hungrily consuming their meat. Her hands too busily fondled more cocks, her slender fingers making them appear like something from a monster movie.
Rose, another Hispanic entrant, held her tits together as one man pumped his cock between them. Another guy was kneeling at the side of her head so that her mouth could service him. Yet another guy knelt between her legs and slipped his tool into her dripping pussy. When the first guy replaced her hands with his, she reached out to find more cocks to work on.
Shauna had her full lips wrapped around a massive tool while several more men lined up behind her. She was on all fours, her large, well-rounded ass sticking up. The first guy in line easily slipped his cock into her and grabbed her hips. Her hands flashed furiously along the length of the giant cock in her mouth, her dark skin contrasting starkly with the pale surface of man’s shaft.
In the corner, seated on a futon, a lithe blond named Tiffany slowly worked her mouth over a cock. She slipped her butt off of the futon so that another guy could get at her pussy. One hand held the first guy’s ass, pushing him into her mouth, while she worked a finger of the other hand into his ass-hole. She wasn’t in a hurry, the contest was for an hour, and she did not want to tire out too soon.
This was Megan’s first try at the contest. Everyone was surprised that she had made it this far. She had actually won the “Largest single withdrawal” portion of the contest. She had asked a friend of hers who was renowned for the amount of cum he could produce. During the event she had teased him for over an hour, never losing contact with his tool as stipulated in the contest rules. When he finally came, each spurt rocketed out like a cannonball. She actually lost a few points because his spunk over-shot the collection cup. Even so, his was the largest load by almost twice as much. Megan had also come it at the top three of each of the other events. She was now only two points behind the leader.
As if to assert her position as the leader, Glenda was the first to coax her man to orgasm. She had taken first place in all of the other events save Megan’s. Most amazingly she had used only her mouth to win. Everyone was amazed by the skill she displayed at sucking cock. Even now, as the first guy groaned his pleasure and dumped his cum on her chin and tits, Glenda was still wearing her skirt. She was a little on the chunky side, but the guys still appreciated her firm tits and warm mouth.. Before the first guy was even finished she was pumping another load from someone else with her hand. This load splattered on the side of her face and dripped down to her shoulder.
This seemed to trigger an avalanche of orgasms as many of the guys began to spew their loads on the girls. Even a few of the girls had orgasms. Soon the room was filled with flying cum and the grunts and groans of ecstasy. One guy, over stimulated by the sight of a puddle of white cream splattered on Shauna’s dark skin, grunted and dumped his load onto the floor.
Juanita sat back on her heels as two guys came simultaneously, coating her perfectly round tits with cum.. Another guy squirted his semen into her hair and a fourth stepped up to shove his cock into her waiting mouth. Mary’s flat stomach was covered in cum; she made each guy leave his load there. She was now howling her way through her own orgasm as the first monster cock hammered her pussy, her legs up over the man’s shoulders. Micca too came as she bounced up and down the length of the shaft in her cunt. Three guys had already cum on her face and the fourth was about to anoint her fine features with his spunk. Cum dribbled out of Rose’s mouth as she watched the cock slide between her tits and finally spurt out a massive amount of fluid. Shauna lovingly licked the cum from around the head of the large, black dick that had just sprayed her pert tits with juice. She looked into the eyes of the next man and asked,” You wanna cum on my face?” He smiled his affirmation and stepped forward to offer up his cock. Tiffany’s face was streaked with sperm and her pussy dribbled more onto the floor beneath her. Despite her slow pace she was not that far behind the other girls.
Megan had never seen such a sight. Everywhere she looked there was either a guy spurting white goo onto a woman or a woman working as many as four cocks. The action had turned her on so much that she had cum almost as soon as the first cock pierced her labia. Now she lay back and attempted to suck the cum from the largest cock she had ever seen. All the while a line of guys pumped her pussy in nonstop succession. The instant one would dump his ejaculate onto her, another would fill her pussy back up with his cock.
Gradually the number of hard cocks began to dwindle. As soon as a man finished his spasms of pleasure someone would write the girls name on his ass cheek. This was how the score was kept. Now that the first twenty minutes had passed, the girls were running out of cocks to service. Within the first half hour they had worked the cum out of over fifty cocks. Now something different would have to be done.
“Half-time,” chimed Angie, the current Queen, “and the leader is Glenda. Megan and Shauna are right behind her though.”
Taking a cue from the Queen’s words, Megan grabbed a man by the cock and said,” You want to fuck my ass?”
His eyes lit up and his cock stiffened. He got behind Megan and pressed the head of his dick against her anus. “Go ahead, my ass is ready,” she said. Indeed, her ass was slick with cum, both from the numerous cocks that had pounded her pussy and from her own orgasms. Soon after penetrating her ass the guy was gasping and grunting through his second orgasm. The heat and pressure was overwhelming and soon another line of guys was cueing up to fuck Megan’s ass. She was now surrounded by guys filling her mouth, hands, pussy and ass with their eager cocks. Within a few minutes she had surged ahead of the competition.
Not to be out done by a rookie, Glenda hitched up her skirt and offered up her own ass. By the time she had just finished off the third guy with her ass when the other girls started opening their own sphincters for the satisfaction of the men. Soon the room was refilled with the groans and grunts of the men and the delighted squeals of the women.
Megan could not believe the sight of this all out orgy. The girls were by now coated in cum; it dripped from their chins, noses, and their nipples. Every hole had been invaded; every cock drained of its semen, and then re-drained. With only a few minutes remaining the girls began a feverish rush for cum. Juanita kneeled as yet another guy dumped a load of jizz on her chest. Mary and Tiffany had closed the gap in a flood of white cream. Micca, Rose and Shauna were practically swimming in a puddle of semen. They had moved closer to each other as the event wore on. Now they were huddled together, back-to-back, supporting each other as, one after another, the guys assaulted them with their swollen, shiny members.
As the time limit approached, Megan could not understand why Glenda would not use her pussy. Megan was sure she was in the lead; Glenda’s only hope was to allow someone into her cunt. Maybe she was on the rag. Megan looked a little closer at Glenda, even as another cock pushed past her lips. Then she saw it, the slight bulge, and the tiny wet spot. Glenda had a cock! She was a transvestite. She smiled to herself, deciding to let Glenda keep her secret. Maybe later they could discuss their technique.
The cacophony of moans and sighs, grunts and groans, was suddenly shattered by a long blast of noise from the Cum Queen’s whistle. The contest was over. The girls were dripping cum like they had swum a mile in the stuff. The men were directed out and the women were allowed to shower as the scores were tallied.
“Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.” Announced the soon-to-be-replaced Queen. She paused again, a huge smile splitting her face. She had flogged her own pussy to exhaustion during the contest and was ready for some sleep. “It was the closest, most hotly, contest in our history, but the winner and Cum Queen 2001 is Megan!”
The room erupted in applause as Megan stepped forward to accept the crown. Later she would celebrate privately with her boyfriend, but now she had to sit in the throne and accept the tongue worship of the losing contestants.
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Cindy and the Motorcycle mechanic at work.
Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don’t have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don’t stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won’t hump women’s legs at cocktails parties)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don’t know…..it never happened)
( C’mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
And the personal favorite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn)
Some more for the ladies
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, “What setting do I use on the washing machine?”
“It depends,” I replied. “What does it say on your shirt?”
He yelled back, ” University of Oklahoma .”
And they say blondes are dumb…
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
“I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.”
The woman replies, “I’ll miss you…”
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“It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,” Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, “honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?”
“Probably that I married you for your money,” she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I’ll beat him to death.
AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder “Instruction Manual.”
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He sat at the bar, smoking a cigarette and drinking the terrible excuse for scotch the bartender had served him. He was on his fourth, but who was counting.
August 5 Dear Diary, Wow is college gonna be fun, my new room mate, Sally is such a dear, and let’s be honest about this, she has a wonderful mouth!!! The thing I think I like best is the communal shower area, where it looks like you can get either as much cock or pussy as you need!!! When I told mom about the shower, she got kinda envious and wished she was gonna be able to suck all that fine young cock!!! I don’t think I’d better tell Isaac about that part though, he’s not exactly the jealous type, but if he thought that yours truly was gonna be gettin’ all the strange hot cock a girl could want, well, he just might go off the deep end!!! Amy visited her college last week too, and from what she tells me, she already has one course aced!!! She ran into her professor in Lit 100, and of course being the ingenious little pussy that she is, she fucked him six ways from Sunday and practically gave the old guy a heart attack!!! Just when he thought they were finished, Amy took him in her very practiced mouth and sucked the poor devil off one last time, an he thought small town girls were shy and reserved!!! Anyway, he filled her mouth with spunk and she made him promise that she’d be gettin’ no worse than an A!!! Sally and I didn’t meet any future instructors, but we introduce ourselves to the librarian!!! She’s probably about mom’s age I’d guess, around forty five or so, but it’s important to get to know her, cuz we both need part time jobs to help with our room and board, and the library is a prime place to get a job!!! Everyone wants to work there cuz when you have some slack time, you can crack open your own books and get some studying done while you’re still getting paid, so me and Sally went into her office and just to say hello!!! The way she looked at us made us both think she might be a little on the queer side, so that crazy Sally opened up her blouse and calmly asked Miss Barton if she’d like to suck some eighteen year old tit!!! I was a little stunned at her forwardness, but the old biddy practically tore our clothes off and hers as well!!! We both took one of her big hard nipples into our mouths and had a really nice time nursing on her huge jugs!!! While we were sucking, she reached down and diddled both of our pussies until we came like little hussies!!! Then for the next half hour we took turns sucking on her big hairy muffy, which had some of the biggest lips I had ever seen!!! She musta cum ten times if she came once!!! When we finally left the library we both had our fall quarter jobs all wrapped up!!! Whoa, it’s gettin’ late, signing off now, see ya!!! August 14 Dear Diary, I’m really anxious for college, diary, but I hafta say that I’m gonna really miss Isaac!!! He has this sad look on his face all of the time now, cuz he knows in another couple of weeks we’ll both be going our separate ways!!! It seems like all he wants to do is either suck on my nipples and have me baby him, or have me sit on his lap with his cock up my cunt!!! The other day we went straight to my room and right away he pulled it out and I just threw my legs over his waist and sat down on it!!! We sat there like that for almost two hours until mom came up and said it was time for dinner, but Isaac didn’t want me to go so mom said I could eat later!!! When I sit on him for hours like that, I usually have orgasms, but they are fewer and far between than when he’s really driving his spike into me hard and fast, but these climaxes are really deep and fulfilling, the kind that make you feel very close to your lover!!! Isaac doesn’t even cum, he just sits there and relishes the sensation of being inside of me, he’s such a dear!!! When I finally get off of him, I feel so totally reamed out, cuz he’s so fucking big and my cunt has just been stretched to the max for at least two or three hours!!! You should see his cock though, it’s all wet a sticky with my juice, and it’s really hard cuz he’s been kept on edge for so long!!! My mom came in to help me stand up, and of course, being mom, she just had to suck poor Isaac off right then and there!!! I sat down on the floor with my legs wide apart so he could see my incredibly worn cunt as mom sucked him off!!! Dad poked his head in the door and was shocked to see the condition of my pussy, and being the great guy that he is, he went and got a nice warm wash cloth and softly dabbed at my gaping pussy lips!!! That felt really nice, but by accident he kept bumping into my clit, and seeing mom suck off Isaac was too much for me to take, and I couldn’t help myself but I had a really hard cum right then and there!!! That musta done it for Isaac too, cuz he filled mama’s mouth with a hot load just seconds after I climaxed!!! I gues you could say it was a real family affair!!! Gotta go now, see ya!!!
August 23 Dear Diary, Amy came over to spend the afternoon and we spent some time trying on bras and panties!!! The lucky bitch has such a big chest and she kept trying on my bras and watching her big boobs spill out over the top of the too small cups!!! I acted hurt, but she knew I was just kidding, and her real goal was to get me to suck on her hard nipples!!! She knows how much I love her chest, and a little teasing as foreplay always makes it more fun!!! Anyway, I nursed on her for a good half hour or so until we were both hot as chili pepper, and then we decided to do a little sixty nine!!! Diary there is nothing quite like having a mouth on your clit while you have a wet cunt pressed hard against your mouth!!! We musta cum five times each, and they were all together too, it was really great!!! Afterwards we went into the bathroom and took turns trying to piss standing up!!! I did better than her at that, cuz I pretty much hit the pot every time!!! I must look kinda funny seeing two eighteen year old girls standing over the john, and holding open their pussy lips and trying to pee into the pot!!! Mom happened to walk in, and after giving us one look she said she didn’t even want to know what we were doing and then she left!!! We both nearly laughed our butts off at that one!!! Well, it’s time to hit the hay, see ya!!!
August 30 Dear Diary, Today’s the day, I’m leaving for college!!! I spent last night with Isaac, and it wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be!!! We drove down to the lake and I sat on him for about an hour, but then he just rolled over on me and gave me a brutally hard fucking!!! After an hour of letting the tension build up it felt unreal to all at once have him really take me!!! I just held on while he did all of the work, and believe me, he was doing a lot of it!!! I’m really gonna miss that big spike he has between his legs, but when I think about getting up in the morning and taking a shower with six or seven hard studs, well that sounds pretty good too!!! After he dropped me off at home, Amy showed up and we spent quite a while just kissing each other’s pussy, it was so sweet!!! We both started to cry, and to calm me down she had be suck her nipples for a while!!! Mom came in a little weepy too, so she ate both of us and we had really hard cums!!! Mom was so hot, and we could tell that what she really needed was a big cock, so I ran to get daddy, and being the dear he is, he dropped everything and fucked her right in my room until she was good and satisfied!!! Well, diary, it’s been quite a summer and I’m gonna keep a separate one for my college, year!!! So for the last time ’til next June, this is Nancy saying, see ya!!!
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The ride home from work things take an even darker turn
More fun with my new wife
Journalism student gets kidnapped and used when she tries to get a story
Sean has dated his girlfriend for years now and have had many fun and passionate moments. But when he is called over, she not only wants to have him, but share him with her sister and mother.
Woman are truly amaing, they give birth,provide companionship for man and can make a man’s life worth living. Then you got the die hard feminist woman, woman who want everything to be done according to the way they want. These woman like to dress in bikinis at the beach but cause a ruckus if some man looks at them with weary eyes. Or a woman who gets upset when she where tight clothes and tank top and have men look at her even though her tits are hanging out. This is a story of a woman named Savanna, who thought all men were pigs and sexual fiends. She preached this doctrine to everyone all through middle and high school until one day a man was at the right place and the right time to expose her for the pig she really is.
The best way to describe Savanna is the compare her to Elizabeth Berkley character Jessie from Saved By the Bell. She was tall very thin with long blonde hair. She had a nice body with a nice pair of tits. My first meeting with her was in the 7th grade Social Studies. In school I was quiet, not withdrawn quiet but I minded my own business. Well she made a very rude comment that i will never forget, she asked me in the most snotty,stuck up voice I had ever heard “Do you ever talk”, I was speechless, the to add insult to injury she said that all quiet guys are perverts right in front of class. Needless to say that hurt, because it was not true.
The teacher chewed her ass out but it did not seem to matter to her, In her eyes I was nod good just because I was quiet. Well as time went on she became very popular, not so much with guys but with woman who thought that all men were slobs and pigs who all they wanted to do was piss,shit and fuck. It got to the pointt of complete obssession with her, it spread so quickly that even popular guys with girl friends were being yelled at for being pigs.
Halfway through my junior year it had got picked up at the local media of this promising young woman. She got an interview on the local news station and she acted so mature and proper. However when it was over the next day at school she bragged to everyone about it. It was hard to imagine that this woman could have such a strong influence on so many people. Well then one day Savannas little crusade for woman;s rights would begin to fall apart.
There had been a rumor that one of the students in the school had been caught fucking the gym teacher. To make it even more interesting there was a rumor that there was a tape of it from the video tape of. I never thought about it until one day over the loud speaker the principle announced who would be the valorditorin for the class. Well no surprise that it was Savanna, she had a perfect 100 hundred percent average, i did not even think that was possible. She had missed no school days with perfect attendance, she was active in at least 10 extra actvities and all through her time at school she had aced every test, every quit and project.
However one day they sent some people from the schools educational to investigate her grades. Everyone thought that she was going to get caught however instead she was vindicated and became the star at school. Well I thought that is out it goes then a friend approached me with the greatest video I had ever scene and a plot was underway to ruin Savanna.
My friend approached me and ask if I wanted to see the video he claimed showed the gym teacher and Savanna fucking. I did not believe him, however he seemed insisted so me and a few others went outside and saw a video that would change everything. What had happened to the best of my knowledge was the locker room, the boys locker room had clothes and uniforms all over the place, to put simply it was a mess. Well my friend had left his camera there and it caught Savanna fucking the shit out of the teacher.
For about an hour the camera picked up nothing, then the door opened and Savanna walked in the locker room with the gym teacher. They sat on the bench first and kissed then Savanna got on top and began unzipping his pants. She pulled his cock out and sucked the shit out of it. Then they both stood up and he took his shirt off as she kissed is body. Then he took her pants off and then he began spanking her ass. She really seemed to like that. They booth stood up againand took the rest of there clothes off. He laid down and she got on top and rode the shirt out of him.
she yelled, screamed and moaned, you could tell she was in a world of pleasure, Then she got of and she sat on the bench and he hammered on the bench with her legs around his waist. He pounded her so hard you could see the sweat coming from there bodies. Then he lifted her up and bounced on his cock. As she was being bounced she screamed out the words, “I am a fucking pig, hammer my cunt”, this was the hottest part of the whole video and then finally he grabbed her neck and that was when he must have cummed. The yelling had ceased for a minute as she took his cum and then she moaned with tears in her eyes and so she jumped of his cock feeling very sastified.
Well then the plan was set in motion, they were going to show the video during graduation as Savanna was going to speak. I did not try to stop them, although as time went on afterwards I wished I did. Well graduation day arrives and everything was set. Savanna stood up to give her speech, and not a minute into her speech the video began to role and the look on Savannas face was priceless. Everyone looked up was either laughing or cringing. I rememeber just sitting there thinking my gosh he had done it. Parents were yelling and pulling the kids out of the autitoum. Well Savanna dissapeared and I never saw her again.
They tried to do the graduation over again but it was stained and infamous. most people recieved there diplomas in the mail. It has been 8 years since this happened, I have married and I am hoping to start a family. I heard Savanna had to leave the state but I do not know what ever really happened to her. After this indient I can see where she was coming from that some men can be pigs, however it is the fact you need to practice what you preach and Savanna was not one of those people. she was a pig to under the cover of a valdictorin. It is woman like her that give woman a bad name and hopefully she has learned her lesson.
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When I was 14, my mother sent my two younger brothers and me to visit an uncle and aunt, her older brother and his wife, for a month during the summer, about 650 miles away in another state. I had been fucking Carla regularly for quite some time by then, and had a couple other friends I was having sex with at the time, so I wasn’t really happy about being sent off. Still, I made the best of it, and even though my aunt and uncle lived quite a way out of town, I managed to find a couple of local girls that were willing to fuck while I was there.
When we got back, I could hardly wait to see Carla and my other partners again, and get back to having as much sex as I could. I caught up with Carla and we lit out for our hideaway, and actually managed to make it there before I practically ripped her clothes off and fucked her.
Our hideaway was an old railroad pumphouse, about half a mile from the local station and down the side of an embankment, in the woods. It had once housed a couple of pumps to pump water from the creek below to the water tower at the station to refill steam engines, but had hlong been unused and the pumps removed. There was a heavy wooden door on the pumphouse, with a hasp on it for a lock, and we usually kept a large padlock on it to keep anyone else from snooping about. While we were there, though, we didn’t bother to even close the door, to allow for some ventilation inside while we were fucking. I had already fucked Carla, probably the fastest and most furious fuck we had ever had, and had been busy eating her pussy for several minutes, making sure she came too, when a big German shepherd mix wandered through the open door.
I was surprised and grabbed a limb I used as a walking stick to chase the dog out, but Carla stopped me and told me it was her dog, and he had followed us from her house. I had never even known she had a dog, and as she sat up on the edge of the cable spool we had been fucking on, he walked over and stuck his nose between her thighs, sniffing her pussy. I was shocked as she spread her legs a bit, giving him better access, and the dog began to lick her furry slit.
She had found him wandering as a stray right after I left, she told me, and taken him home and cleaned him up. She said she had missed being fucked while I was gone – for some reason, even though I had shared Carla with plenty of other people, she would not fuck any of them on her own when I was not there – and often sneaked out to the pumphouse to masturbate. The dog, which she had named Bowser, began following her out there, and one day she noticed he was interested in sniffing her pussy, and when she let him, he began licking it.
One thing had led to another, and eventually Carla had figured out that if she lay back with her legs spread and her pussy on the edge of the cable spool, it was at just the right height for Bowser to put his front paws up on the spool on either side of her to fuck her. He kept missing her pussy when he began thrusting initially, though, and she had to guide his cock into her. Then she said she had had the wildest fuck of her life.
As she was telling me this, Bowser was lapping his tongue at her pussy, and I could see his cock slipping out of its sheath. I never even thought twice about what Carla had just told me; I just heard my voice telling her to show me.
Carla had learned from the first time, when she got quite a few accidental scratches along her sides from his front paws, and had brought a pair of socks with her the next time they came out to the pumphouse. She got those and placed them over his front paws, then lay back on the cable spool, legs spread wide, and invited Bowser up for a good fucking. He was very ready for it by then, and moved into position between her thighs and hopped up so his front feet were on either side of her.
My cock, which had been recovering from fucking her myself a few minutes earlier, was immediately hard as a rock as I watched her guide his cock into her pussy. Bowser quickly sank his cock to the hilt and began humping her, and Carla leaned back and enjoyed it, keeping her hands on his front legs.
The knot at the base of Bowser’s cock swelled rapidly as he humped Carla, trying to force his cock as deep into her as he could. As the knot swelled, I could see it going in and out of Carla’s pussy lips, until it was finally large enough that it wouldn’t come back out – Carla and Bowser were now tied, his knot and cock wedged into her pussy so tightly it would not come out as his cum filled her pussy. He continued to hump and squirm, pushing his cock up against her pussy and trying to turn so that he faced away from her, as male dogs naturally do once they’ve tied with the bitch, so they can try to pull away. Carla kept his front legs firmly pinned against her sides, though, so he couldn’t turn and injure himself, or her, trying to pull loose.
I was mesmerized, watching Carla let this dog fuck her, and incredibly aroused, probably more than I had ever been before – no, definitely more than I had ever been before. As I watched her cum almost continuously while Bowser humped and wriggled, struggling to get loose, I began to cum myself, and realized I had been masturbating as I watched. Carla was humping against the dog’s cock, moaning and groaning as she came, as he filled her pussy with his cum. I watched as they remained tied for about 20 minutes, then finally the dog’s knot reduced in size enough to slip out of her pussy.
Carla released his front legs and Bowser dropped off the cable spool as she clamped her thighs together to keep his hot cum inside her pussy. She had found that he normally liked to lick her pussy after he had fucked her, like he normally would with a female dog; this would stimulate the female dog’s vaginal opening and cause it to close and seal itself with a mucous plug, keeping his cum, and sperm, safely inside and give him the best chance of getting her pregnant, while preventing other males from mating with her. At the time, though, all Carla knew was that he liked to lick her pussy afterwards, but she had seen how excited I had gotten watching them, and wanted to see if I would be interested in eating her pussy or fucking her right away. Since Carla had clamped her thighs together, Bowser simply moved to a corner and began to lick himself.
I was more than ready to fuck Carla myself and I didn’t hesitate, stepping between her legs as she opened them for me and plunging my cock into her pussy. It felt so nice and warm, almost hot, as I began to fuck her, since dog cum is a bit warmer than human body temperature. I quickly set up a fast tempo, pounding my cock in and out of her swollen pussy as hard and fast as I could. I was incredibly turned on, and loved that I was fucking her after the dog, fucking her pussy still full of dog cum, loved that she had been willing to share the experience with me.
Carla had still been cumming from fucking the dog when I started fucking her, and continued to cum as I fucked her. A few minutes later I was cumming again as well, ramming my cock as deep into her pussy as I could, then fucking her a bit more afterwards, until my cock slipped out of her pussy. Before she could move, I was on my knees between her legs, licking and sucking her pussy, tasting the mix of dog cum, my cum and her own juices, and absolutely in heaven doing it. I licked and sucked the cum from her pussy, and from where it had run down to her sweet ass hole and onto her thighs.
I licked and sucked Carla’s pussy and ass long enough for my cock to stiffen again, and once more took position between her thighs and began to fuck her. This time I took my time, fucking her slowly and lovingly, leaning over to kiss her and tell her how much I had loved watching her fuck her dog, and how incredibly hot it had made me, watching her take his cock and tie with him. She was always my bitch first, she told me, and if I liked it, I could watch her fuck her dog any time, and we agreed this was definitely something we would do again.
A couple of days later, we were back in the pumphouse with Bowser, who had walked through the woods with us this time. He seemed to sense where we were going, as I could see the tip of his cock peeping out from the sheath as we walked. Once we got to the pumphouse, Carla quickly stripped off her shorts and panties, and as I undressed I saw Bowser sniffing around her crotch, his cock now almost halfway out of its sheath.
I asked Carla if she had ever masturbated him or tried sucking him, and she asked how I thought they had started to begin with. She knelt down and reached up under Bowser, gently taking the sheath of his cock into her hand near the opening where his cock was hanging out, and began to slide the furry sheath back and forth a bit. Bowser’s cock slid out even further, finally exposing the full length of his pink, meaty cock. A bit of cum began to drip from the tip of it, and Carla bent over and licked it off gently with her tongue. She got Bowser to lay over on his side as she explained to me that his bare cock was very sensitive, and had to be handled very gently.
Carla bent over and gently kissed the tip of Bowser’s cock, then slowly drew it into her mouth. I watched as she sucked his cock ever so lightly, reaching up with one hand to grasp the base of his knot after it had swelled to almost full size. This, I later found out, simulated the knot being tied inside a bitch’s pussy; during sex, this kept the male dog’s cock sealed inside her pussy as his cum seeped out, keeping it inside her pussy until he had deposited all his cum, and sperm, and had the best chance of impregnating the female.
During sex, male dogs cum almost continuously, their cum seeping out until the knot is finally reduced enough to allow them to slip free from the female. Carla was gently licking and sucking Bowser’s cock, getting a good taste of his cum, then finally stopped and motioned for me to get down beside her. I did, and she held his cock out to me, inviting me to have a taste of him myself, and cautioning me to be gentle. I kissed the tip of his cock, immediately tasting the cum there, the slowly slipped my lips over his cock and drew it into my mouth. None of the human cocks I had ever sucked, including my grandfather’s, had ever made me feel as excited as sucking this dog cock. I moved my lips back and forth along his cock, sucking gently, using my tongue to lick off the cum at the tip of his cock before wrapping my lips around it and doing it all again.
Carla and I took turns sucking and licking Bowser’s cock and tasting his cum, until his knot slowly reduced and we had gotten all the cum we could from him. We let him go to lie in a corner and lick himself as we had a couple of good fucks and I ate Carla’s pussy and she sucked my cock in between. She had noticed it usually took Bowser a couple of hours to be ready for sex a second time, but Carla and I were able to keep each other entertained until he showed interest again, coming over to her and sniffing at her pussy.
I moved out of the way, content to watch as Bowser licked Carla’s pussy, lapping up my cum and hers, for several minutes. Carla was moaning and squirming as he did so, his longer tongue able to get deeper into her pussy than mine and stimulate her quite a bit more. Finally he was ready to mount her, and she lay back on the cable spool and helped him up, guiding his cock inside her as she did so. Soon he was happily humping away as his knot grew, finally becoming tied with her again, his cum filling her pussy. Carla began to cum again, almost constantly as he fucked her, and they remained tied again for about 20 minutes before his knot had reduced enough for him to withdraw. She clamped her thighs together again to keep him from starting to lick her pussy again, and once he retreated to his corner again, I positioned myself between her legs and thrust my cock into her hot, soaked pussy.
I noticed this time, though I hadn’t the first time, that her pussy was stretched a bit from the session with Bowser, but it was still tight enough for a good fuck. I pounded my cock in and out of her, excited to be fucking her after the dog, to be pumping my cock in and out of the cum he had left behind. Carla was again cumming almost the entire time I fucked her, and it wasn’t long before I was cumming myself, adding my cum to hers and the dog’s. As my cock shrank and slipped out of her, I was quickly down with my face in her pussy, licking the cum from her thighs and slit and asshole, lapping up as much as I could.
There were still times when Carla and I had sex without Bowser, though we included him as often as we could. In later years, whenever I got a chance to visit Carla after we were grown and had moved apart, she always had a dog in her home, and whenever we had sex, whichever dog she owned at the time was always included.
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Krampus and his evil Elves is at it again.
it was actually happened
Okay, so.. this took longer to finish than I planned, mostly since I got side-tracked on some other stuff.. but finally, it’s done. Hope you enjoy. P.S. Emma is 18. I’ve forgotten to write that in.
A lonely and frustrated reader gets tired of personal insults and over the top criticism and decides to do something about it.
Looking for a last night fling
I would suggest you all to read the first two parts then go through this one.Please,comment.I like to read your suggestions and your views.
A text to a sexy angel about this morning as well as our first fuck
Dressed in a tailor fitted, three piece black suit he approaches the open bedroom door. A fat Coheba cigar between his fingers, atop his head a charcoal fedora, cocked in such a way to hide his amazingly blue eyes. A simple white box is tucked securely under one arm. Knuckles tap gently on the hard wood of the door before a foot is placed on the plush carpet. A queen size, four post bed centers the candlelit room. The scent of cinnamon invades his nostrils, a hint of vanilla trailing behind. The sound of water makes its way around a glass wall to find his attentive ears. His movements are silent as he places the box on the stark white bed spread before making his way around the well designed barrier that blocks the bathroom.
“There you are, Beautiful.”
A striking brunette relaxes in a claw foot tub filled to the brim with hot water, her hair pulled back in a loose bun. With a smile her gray eyes search for his blues, but he refuses her.
“Looking for me?” She asks sweetly.
“Of course.” He disappears behind the wall again.
“There’s room for two.” She hints, but gets no response. “Alex?”
Still, no answer. Moving slow to disturb the water as little as possible, she draws her naked body from its warmth. A soft white towel wraps around her middle as she rounds the wall, finding the man standing beside the bed. His fingertips graze the top of the box, calling her attention to it.
“I brought you something to wear.” He snuffs the cigar before leaving the room.
Her eyes linger at the doorway for a moment, her fingers eagerly peeling open the box. Led by spars lighting, Alex takes his time passing through the house, giving his love of the night plenty of time to prepare herself. Leisurely walking through the living room, he is directed to the kitchen by a quiet yellow light pouring in through the doorway. Intuition alone leads him to the champagne glasses, already knowing a bottle waits in the refrigerator. Continuing his deliberately slow pace, he makes his way back to the bedroom.
The soft clank of glass announces his return. She gives the mirror one last inspection before presenting herself at the foot of the bed. His eyes start at her feet and her perfectly polished toenails, on to her strong legs unmarked by so much as a childhood scar. The white satin corset steals his attention, enhancing her already curvy waist line. Dark hair pours over her shoulders and down her back. He continues upward, showing her those baby blues. A shy smile slips to her lips.
“You look wonderful.” He reads her mind.
He pours the champagne and beckons her with a held out glass. She takes it with a nervous hand, standing inches away from him. His hand trails down her rib cage and across her hip, resting on the small of her back pressing her into him as his hot mouth meets the base of her neck.
“This is your fantasy.” He whispers softly in her ear. “This is what you want.” His lips leave her when his arms push her a length away. “Take it off.” His voice takes on a firm tone.
A softly trembling hand places the champagne glass on the nightstand. Twisting her slender arms, her fingers reach for the elaborate spine of the garment catching a loose end of ribbon. A gentle pull unravels the simple bow that holds the negligee tight against her body. With careful twists and pulls of her digits the ribbon gradually slips from the eyelets, revealing bare skin inch by inch. The lack of clothing brings with it a rise in her diffidence causing her already tentative pace to slow even more, testing the man who sits before her. With an effortless yet commanding tug on the delicate nightie he tells her to stop wasting time. The lacing undone to the middle of her back the trim which holds it all together begins to slide with more ease, leaving the top loose enough to play peek a boo. Allowing lust to get the best of him, Alex fills his right hand with a breast, enjoying the touch of her soft skin against his faintly rough palm. Her hesitation melts away with his caress, fingers working a faster pace to shed what little clothing shields her body, permitting it to fall to the floor at her feet.
Naked in front of him, he adores her body. His lips leave small, wet kisses up and down her breastbone, venturing to her navel before traveling back up again. Thumb and forefinger find an erect nipple, eager for attention. They pinch and pull hard enough to force her to follow, his free hand on her back pressing her into him. Teeth graze the skin of her ribs, a wet tongue leaving a sloppy trail as it makes its way to her perfectly round breast easily trading places with his fingers. Ardently, the hand glides down her stomach falling upon her beautifully shaven slit. A thumb invites itself to enjoy her warmth digging between her swollen lips, teasing her threshold for a trice before slipping back up to the clitoris. His mouth molests her tit, tongue moistening the skin and allowing the air to cover the trail with goosebumps. Lips attach themselves around her nipple instantly becoming a vacuum, his tongue rapidly circling itself clockwise around her teat while his thumb performs counter clockwise circles on her button. Her back arches, thrusting herself into him, her hands finding his shoulders and begin to rub, squeeze, massage. Thumb still occupied his hand twists in such a way to dig two fingers between her lips, loitering at her entrance. She whimpers and tries to force penetration, but he denies her, withdrawing completely. Her whimpers turn to whines as his mouth pulls away as well.
Gently nudging her aside he finds his feet, his six foot even height easily toppling her tiny five foot four inch frame. With little effort a hand buried in her hair guides her to the bed where she is bent over, her lovely ass silently calling to him. A smile instantly brightens his face as she immediately pulls her knees under her, spreading them to lower herself to the perfect height. The hand slips from her hair pressing affectionately on her spine as it slithers down her back, grabbing her rump before his thumb sinks into her wetness once more. Letting go of control, her body pushes against him, her face buried in the blanket to muffle her moans. The sound of his zipper evades her attention as he undresses his now throbbing cock. His thumb is plucked from her hole quickly and he drives himself inside without warning, timing it perfectly with her back thrust. Thick hair pours over her body as her head flies back, hands solidly planted on the mattress, arms fully extended to proudly flaunt her chest. Anything but quiet she begs for more as he settles on a rather hurried pace, his patience gone. Refusing her participation an arm wraps around her hips, holding her place as he bends to hover over her. Low, guttural grunts fill her left ear, teeth biting playfully on her shoulder as his meat pummels into her. The weight of his chest against her back forces her to her elbows, dropping a breast directly into his hand. Fingers search wildly for her nipple, his free hand returning to her mound to press on her sensitive clit.
Her moans turn to whimpers amazed at how quickly he’s brought her to her edge. She attempts to reign herself in, wanting badly to wait for him. He clearly has other plans, drilling her with his member while the pinching, pulling, pressing of his skillful fingers send sensations through her body, demanding every drop of her attention. Losing her battle an orgasm crashes into her, vibrating what feels like every nerve ending she possesses. The forgiving bed catches her head, her elbows unwilling to support her weight while he continues to bore into her clenched opening, enjoying her inaudible calls to him. Hands find her hips fastidiously pulling her onto him as he thrusts into her, no longer concerned with her pleasure or pain. Sincerely narrow minded he concentrates solely on her muscles throbbing around his dick, the hard squeeze he drives into releasing as her wall is slammed, pulling from him his own climax. She smiles, feeling every one of his four spurts as he quickly loses steam and rests against her. Heart pounding in his chest in harmony with hers, lips leave sweet kisses on her neck and shoulders. He takes his time catching his breath. When self control is regained he stands at full height, removing his member from her warmth with a hidden smile hearing her sigh at the emptiness.
“Clean me.” He orders, his voice emotionless.
Rolling over she pulls herself to a sitting position, immediately swallowing his cock sucking their mixed juices in one thrust. With a delicate touch she puts him away and closes the door. He straightens his suit and remembers his cigar in the ashtray. Bending to reach for his fedora he places a soft kiss on her cheek before turning away, leaving as silently as he arrived.
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I was drunk and went to a party which ended up as an orgy and i was no longer a virgin –