Owning a Dominant Bitch – Complete
Ultra long, slow story, set in high school, about a humiliated girl, an intelligent girl, a dominant girl, and a heck of a nice guy.
Ultra long, slow story, set in high school, about a humiliated girl, an intelligent girl, a dominant girl, and a heck of a nice guy.
This is a bit of a long one but tell me if you like it
Julia has been sold to the group by her step-father she is Lesbian and will be trained to be a Mistress
Mark get’s a present from his wife and young daughter
Okay here’s my story my cousin comes in from out of town
every couple times a year to visit and he usally
will sleep over at my house one evry time he visit so this one time he sleep over at my house he where
watching tv down stares and we disided to go to bed so we did but there was only one bed open and that was
my bed because why parents and other brother where sleeping inthe other two beds we had so anyways me
and my cousin both sleeped in my bed and we were talking about like how many blow jabs and stuff we got by
girls and stuff and he asked if I wanted to Jack off with him and I didn’t think nothing of it so I said yes and he
started to jack off then after awhile he grabed my dick and started to give me a hand job and it felt amazing so
he told me to gave his and do the same so I did and after a while we bout jizzed over eachothers hands and
we just cleaned up and stuff then we just layed there and though how amazing that felt then he asked if he
asked if I wanted him to blow my cock and I was not gay and still not I’m bi so anyways I said yes because I
wanted to know how it felt so he gave me one and it also felt amazing he gave me it for like a half hour and I
finally jizzed all in his mouth and he eat it all and he said it taste soo good so that mad me really horny and I
started to blow his dick and after about ten minutes be cam in my mouth and it also tasted really good I think
and then we rimed eachother and cum sweaped in eachothers mouths and I got so caught up in the moment
and I asked him if ge could bang me in the ass and he said hell ya and by the way his cock is huge it like 12
inches long so he put it in my nice and slow and I started to moan so loud and then he finally got his hole dick
in my and started to really bang me and I loved evey bit of it it was the best feeling of my life so he fucked me
for about one hour and he jizzed in me and then after awhile he finally pulled out and I started to bang him
and he said it was the best feeling of his life also then after I cam in him I pulled out and we just sat there for
like a hour just thinking how great that felt and then the next day we got up and the sheets were soaked and
we went down stares and all we felt was all the cum running down our legs and it was the best felling ever and
he’s been back like four times a year an we been doing the samething for about two years now and everytine it gets better
and better!! This is just so it hits the 5000 word mark doesn’t
count torward the story sorry about this..
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Mom is about to get blackmailed.
Cathy and Tim had been married for seventeen years; they had two sons Jim 15 and Rob 13. They were normal active kids who didn’t get into much trouble so she figured she was ahead of things. They had a nice home in a decent part of town with a pool. One issue was her and Tim’s sex life was none existent. She had bought a big black vibrator and her and the device were very good friends.
It was Sunday and Tim’s boss was having a cookout, they had gone with the understanding they would leave right after they had a burger. As usual Tim had several drinks and she knew the evening would be going on for quite a while.
Most of the people Tim worked with had kids and brought them with them. Jim and Rob quickly made friends and were off doing whatever. Tim was talking shop with a group of men so she wondered around the yard and patio.
She stopped at the bar, she saw a large black man standing off by himself smoking a cigar. Cathy always had a thing for black men; he sister had dated a black guy in college. After the sister would come home from a date she would call Cathy and in minuet detail describe the sex. It always made Cathy wet hearing about it. The only complaints her sister ever had was he was very demanding and extremely large. It often took her several thrust before he got the entire thing in her. They would always giggle and her sister would say “you know 10 inch feels great when it’s in but getting their can be a challenge”. Cathy would always reply with “a challenge I’d love to try”.
Cathy had medium length dark red hair; she was about 20 pounds overweight, the weight being in her ass and breasts. She was 5’2” so at 140 lbs with 38d’s she could easily turn heads. At least she looked hot, so she thought. She had had two glasses of wine and had gotten a refill. The man was just standing there looking at her; she had worn a pair of knee length short which were a bit too tight and a button down blouse which accentuated her breasts.
She was board, horny and lonely; she gulped down the glass of wine in two gulps and asked for another. The man watched her with what she perceived as intense interest. Finally she put on a sexiest smile, shook her hair from side to side and headed in his direction. She swayed her hips more then necessary to see his reaction. As she had hopped he got an approving smile on his face the closer she got, she knew he was admiring her body. She changed direction about five feet from his as not to appear obvious.
“Well hello there miss”, she heard him say. She turned to face him, “hi I’m Cathy”, she put her hand out to shake. He was a big man, six foot six or seven at least, not a bit of fat. It looked like he had six pack abs and the rest of his was chiseled. His big hand took hers ever so gently as he shook her hand, “I’m Jake Watts”, and I’m as board as hell you”? She laughed and swung her hair from side to side. “Yes I’m board too tears”. “My husband and his co-workers are off on the other side of the yard drinking and talking shop”. He nodded as he understood. “Are you here with your wife”? Jake smiled at her “I’m not married any longer; I work for mister Killman I’m his driver”. Cathy looked into his eyes and smiled “well one thing for sure we’re both board to tears, right”?
Now Jake gave her a leering look, “want to ditch the party for about an hour”? She was very interested but afraid, “I’d love to but my husband may miss me”. Jake smiled “tell him you went to the ladies room or something”. The fourth glass or wine had dulled her better judgment. “I’ll need another wine first”.
“Ok get a glass of wine and meet me around the front near the big garage building”. She looked around and saw a brown building with gold trim, “the brown building”?
“Yup see you out front in five minutes”. Jake walked off without another word.
She went back to the bar and ordered a vodka and cranberry, she told the bartender to make it a double. He handed her the drink and she took a big gulp and casually headed for the brown building. She walked slowly thinking about what she was doing, someone may have seen her leave the yard, but so what she was exploring the grounds or heading for the ladies room or something. She turned the corner of the building and there was Jake. She walked up to him, “thank god we’re away from those boring people”. Jake grabbed her by the waist, he pulled her close and his tongue snaked down her throat, she eagerly accepted his tongue and both there tongue were dancing in her mouth in a flash. She finally pushed back, her breathing was heavy.
“I wasn’t expecting that sir”,
“Oh yes you were miss Cathy”, he spun her around and slapped her on the ass. The slap was hard enough that it brought tears to her eyes. She just looked at him, her pussy was soaking wet, he leered at her. “Come inside where it’s more private”. She cocked her head to the side, “are their going to be more slaps like that last one”? He laughed “yes there will be and they will be much harder I promise, but if you don’t want to come in feel free to go back to the party. I’m not going to wait all afternoon for you to make up your mind”. He turned and entered the building leaving her standing their alone.
Her mind was racing she wanted to go in but soon Tim would be looking for her. Jake was exciting and she had only been gone about 10 minutes. Without a second thought she went inside. Jake was standing at a stair case leading up to a second floor. In the building were about a dozen very expensive hot rods and classic cars. She walked over to him and without a word he ushered her up the stairs to a door. He opened it and she entered, this was an apartment, she looked at Jake “do you live here”? Without another word he spun her around, he was unbuttoning her blouse and before long had her tits out of her bra and was sucking her nipples which were hard as rocks. She moaned and pulled his mouth deeper into her tit.
After a few minutes he stopped sucking her nipples, he unbuttoned her jeans and pulled them down to her ankles. He gave her a look, in the future you will wear cheek hugger or low French cut panties do you understand”? She nodded, in a swift movement he pulled the front of her panties down smiled at her well trimmed bush and placed a clit vibrator on her. He turned it on low and she heard a soft hum and felt a wonderful feeling deep in her already wet pussy. Now he turned her around, pulled her forward and then she felt a very hard slap to her right butt cheek, this was followed by another to the left cheek. The impact was so hard it brought tears to her eyes, but at that moment she started too convulsed as a violent orgasm overtook her. The combination of the clit vibrator and the pain from the slaps caused her orgasm. She received four slaps on each cheek, this caused four orgasms, her pussy was leaking like she was a 20 years old about to get fucked. He ass was bright red and hurt like hell but at the same time she was on a sexual high of unbelievable proportions.
He stood her up “Cathy are you a good cock sucker”? She responded with “I really don’t like to suck cock”. He cut her off mid sentence, “today you will be sucking my cock, you will be swallowing all the cum you get out of it, do you understand”? Looking deep into his eyes she nodded yes. “In the future you will say I’d love too, do you understand”? She looked at him “yes Jake”. He pushed her down in front of him “now take my cock out and suck it”.
She unbuckled his pants and slipped his cock out; it was huge compared to her husbands. Tim’s cock was a respectable 6 inches, this cock in front of her was twice that size and much fatter? Placing her lips on the head of his cock she sucked on the head and licked the shaft with her tongue, she was still receiving small orgasms from the vibrator, the combination of the vibrator, the stinging in her ass and the taste and smell of his cock put her into a sexual frenzy she had never experienced before in her life. All she could thing about was making the wonderful cock explode cum in her mouth.
It took about five or six minutes before he grabbed her head and pushed a little more cock in her mouth and stiffened. Warm cum flowed from his cock is large spurts; she didn’t think it was ever going to stop. She had to swallow four times to get it all down, finally the cum flow stopped. She had cum on her chin, in her mouth and on her tits. He smiled at her, “well how did it taste”? She thought about it for a moment, “It was nice and warm a bit salty, I’m sure I’ll get use to it”.
“Well you have a few things you’re going to have to get accustomed to”.
“Like what”?
“Well let me get the vibrator off while I tell you. First you pussy will need to get stretched to accommodate my cock. Secondly your ass will have to get accustomed to my cock. Thirdly sucking cock and cum eating is included every time where together. Now stand up put you tits back in your bra but don’t clean them off. Pull up your jeans and put yourself together to go back to the party. Do not brush your teeth as I want the taste of cum fresh in your mouth, got it”?
She thought about it for a moment “yes Jake anything else”?
“No for now that’s it, here’s my card with my cell number call me so I have your number, now hurry up get dressed”.
Fifteen minutes later she was walking in the back yard, her ass stung like hell. Her pussy was socked and she could taste cum in her mouth. Jake was milling around the party, every once in a while she would catch his eye and smile.
Tim came up to her, “sorry I left you alone for so long did you have any fun while I was gone”?
“I had a few interesting conversations why”?
“Nothing you just have a strange look on your face”.
“You’d have a strange look on your face if you had just spent the last 5 hours with strangers who bored you to tears”.
They gathered the kids and got to the car, as she sat down the pain in her butt cheeks made her shift uncomfortably in her seat. It took two days for her butt cheeks to stop hurting. Wednesday morning her phone rang, it was Jake. She chewed her lips for several seconds as she wasn’t sure she should answer it. On the third ring she answered, “Hi Jake how are you”?
“I’m fine babe, how’s the pretty butt of yours”?
“Fine now but it took two day so I could sit comfortably”. He laughed “well I’d like to come over and stretch your pussy and ass. Get the cheeks good and red and have a good time I’ve got 4 hours before the boss man needs me”. She thought about it for a few seconds, “Jake I guess I’d like that when will you be here, I want to sex myself up for you”. She heard silence for a brief moment, “ok Cathy, I’ll be their in twenty minutes where can I park”?
“I’ll watch for you, when you pull in the driveway I’ll open the garage door for you this way no one will see your car”.
“Great see you in a bit”, the line went dead.
She had just finished changing into a light green half bra and lace boy short when she heard his car pull in. She grabbed her robe and was in the kitchen opening the door for him in less then a minute. Once the door was on its way down she removed her robe and watched to see his reaction. His face lit up, she knew he liked what he was seeing. She backed up as he entered carrying a gym bag. As he closed the door he put his hands on her waist and pulled her close. His tongue snaked in her mouth, she responded and there tongues intertwined.
After several minutes of kissing and grouping he pushed he back, “lets get to a comfortable place, ok”? She smiled and they headed for the guest room. As soon as they entered the room she dropped to her knees and expertly removed his sweat pants and underwear. The monster cock sprang out, without hesitation she started sucking, licking and kissing it. After a few minutes of this he pulled her to her feet and sat her down on the bed, she was breathing heavily. He pulled her wet panties down and got between her legs which she spread wide for him. His tongue went to work on her clit which was standing up rock hard. She climaxed twice in less then two minutes of this. Her husband never ate her pussy and it was one of the many things she really enjoyed.
Now Jake crawled up between her legs and gently started rubbing the head of his cock between her pussy lips and over her clit. She was wet from the pussy eating, so when he pushed the head in it slipped in with very little effort. Her eyes opened wide she smiled at him “baby please go slowly your wonderful cock is very large, I need a little time to get accustom to it ok”? Jake nodded and started working his cock in and out with slow deep thrusts. Each thrust was a little then the one before, suddenly she realized he was in as far as her husband cock could go. She realized there was a lot more to go; the gentle pushing was driving her into a sexual frenzy. Suddenly she felt a tingle and realized he had placed the clit vibrator on her and it was on low. Her pussy was beginning to cream all over the big cock. She was moaning and thrashing under him like a wild animal. “Deeper fuck me deep and harder, please babe I really need it”! Jake gave a push and the big cock bottomed out deep in her womb. Her pussy was contracting around his cock milking it, now he started pounding her with long deep strokes. She would push her pubic mound up to meet each of his downward strokes. She was crying and moaning as she began to convulse with an orgasm the likes of which she had never experienced in her life, pussy juice flowed out of her. Suddenly she felt him stiffen, cum started flowing form his cock in large spurts. The feeling of cum being pumped that deep into her pussy caused her to yet orgasm again. It was so intense she almost passed out.
They both lay their attempting to catch their breath. Jake’s cock was still deep in her and hard, the vibrator was causing small continuing shocks deep in pussy. She pulled him close “your cock seems to want more, it would be a shame to waste a good hard on and since we need to get my pussy accustomed to your cock how about fucking me again”?
“With pleasure my dear”. The second fucking took longer but the results were as impressive as the first, Jake rolled off her and turned off the vibrator and removed it. Cum was literally flowing out of her. She laid their all she could think about was his cock.
“Cathy suck my cock clean”. She leaned forward and took the cock covered with cum and pussy juice in her mouth and went to work sucking it. About a half hour later she watched as his cock started to stiffen, “babe I think he want some more”, she giggled. “Yeah looks like it get some lube I’m taking your ass”. She gasped at the thought of the monster in her ass, “honey please fuck my pussy again”? Jake stood up and went into his gym bag, he quickly pulled out a small very solid paddle, he rolled her over. “Now Miss Cathy you need a lesson in manners”. The next thing she felt was the paddle crashing down on her butt cheek, this time before he was finished she had received 10 smacks on each cheek. She was crying uncontrollably, “Now as I said get the lube”.
“Honey please”, was all she got out of her mouth as she was again rolled over and received another ten smacks. Her butt cheeks were now starting to turn black and blue, the pain was terrible. “Cathy are you going to get the lube”? Still crying she rolled off the bed and get a big tube of KY he had brought.
She handed him the lube and he squeezed a large amount on his two fingers, he pulled her to the bed and had both fingers working their way in her butt hole. The pain in her butt cheeks was excruciating, but the fingers working her butt hole felt interesting. Now she watched as he lubed the monster, he mounted her. She felt great pressure on her butt hole and the suddenly, plop in the head went. He held it still for a moment and then slowly started going deep. He continued to push deep into her bowels until his balls were slapping her pussy. Every time his body touched her butt cheeks it would send shocks through her body. He was building a rhythm and she was really enjoying the sensation. Suddenly she felt a small convulsion in her pussy, she was going to have an orgasm as she shuddered and moaned she felt his spurting cum deep in her bowels. The collapsed him on top of her, the pain from her sore swollen butt cheeks caused another orgasm. He pulled his cock out and she heard a plopping sound. He rolled off her and lay their smiling.
She felt cum bubbling out of her ass, she looked at him “well now that you have taken my anal virginity sir are you pleased with yourself”? Looking at her he smiled “damn right, did you enjoy it”? She though about it for a moment giggling she cooed “I probably will be pooing white for a week and with these swollen butt cheeks I’m not sure I can sit, that and the fact my pussy is sore. Don’t get me wrong it feels wonderful but I’m gong to need some time before you get any more”. Jake fucked her three more times before he left. As she opened the garage door and let him out she realized even with her panties on she was actually leaking cum on the tile floor. She headed upstairs for a bath.
Cathy was unaware of the circumstances she had put in motion. Her son had motion cameras hidden in the room as he took his girlfriend their when he was trying to feel her up. The cameras had recorded and captured the entire episode in color with sound.
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Some girls wanna fuck and some girls wanna date,
Some would rather not waste their time so they just masterbate.
There’s many woman out there, a lot of different kinds
You just never know what type of woman you may find.
You may think you found a woman who’s honest and loyal too
Until you come home early one day and catch her with four dudes.
And what about that girl you could of swore was a slut, until you tried for months but she still wont give it up.
Then you meet this girl you thought would never last,
Thought she’d screw around on you instead she loved your cheating ass.
How about that girl, who seemed so shy and meek
Until you got her in the bedroom and found she’s a crazy freak.
And don’t forget about that one you thought would be much fun till the disappointment came when she couldn’t make you cum.
So as you find your woman please keep in mind,
They’re not always what they seem, at least not most of the time.
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SIsters find pleasure in each others arms late at night
Son seduces his mother and then they seduce his grandmother together
Ok, so here’s my first ever story. I’ve been reading these stories on xnxx for a lot of years now and it’s great to hear different people’s experiences. This experience of mine happened only a month ago so it’s all fresh.
Last year I decided to treat myself to a vacation I would remember
episode 3. A plot is revealed. A plan is made.
I had big plans for this year at Washington High. Being seventeen, I had to enjoy high school while I could. I also planned on asking out a girl I had first met three years ago, Adriana. Anyway, it was the first day of school and I was optimistic. But as the day progressed, I learned that we had a new health teacher. She was stunningly beautiful and appeared she was just a bit too young to be teaching high schoolers, as she seemed to pass as one herself. I had her class, and homework wasn’t all that she gave me today…
Part two, Tracey is put on display
Wanted to Fix it up, hope you like. Will add some new stuff soon.
Chapter 1
Jamie and Jordan quickly settled into a routine—classes in the morning, lunch at the student union, then either home for sex before studying or stay at the university while Jordan had a lab. They both came to savor the times they spent together making love. They had always enjoyed each other—loved the way they made each other feel, in fact—but this was different. Both Jordan and Jamie had skated through high school. Yes, they had to study but there was no stress—no concern for grades. However, in college there was much more competition and, as both wanted superior grades, there was much more stress. They found early on that nothing dissolved stress better than hot sweaty sex resulting in a searing orgasm. So virtually every afternoon or evening they worked doubly hard to help get the other off big time. They wound up panting and dripping with sweat almost every day. As a result they changed their sheets often. They also showered several times each day—it was necessary to remove the encrusted cum and pussy juice which constantly coated their abdomens, legs, and in some cases faces, breasts, and even backs.
One Thursday afternoon found Jamie in a real funk. Jordan noticed she was really quiet, avoiding conversation, on the short drive home. “OK, Jamie,” he began, “what’s the problem?”
“I don’t want to talk about it.”
“If I remember correctly, that’s just about what I said a long time ago, and what did you say to me?” Jamie smiled, but only a little. “Well,” Jordan continued, ”what did you say to me? Come on.”
“I can’t help you if you don’t tell me.”
“Right, and don’t you think that goes just as much for you as it does for me? If we’re going to live together for the rest of our lives we have to confide in each other and have confidence in each other, don’t we?”
“You’re right,” Jamie admitted but she went no further. Jordan figured he’d wait her out. Eventually she would tell him, and, of course, she did. “I’m worried about our future here. If we are open about being in love with each other someone from our high school class is going to take it home with them and then Mom and Dad are sure to find out, and if we don’t I’m going to get a lot of unwanted attention from the boys here. We can’t win.”
“I wouldn’t worry too much about it. We knew we would face this when we came to school here and we’ll figure out some way to deal with it. Just be patient. You’ll see—it’ll work out.”
“God, I hope you’re right. But right now….”
“I know…me too.” Jordan rose and led her to the bedroom. He turned once there and bent to kiss her. “Let me take care of you today. I think you need something special.” He began to undress Jamie, very slowly letting her garments drop into a pile on the floor. He started with her blouse—one tantalizing button at a time, caressing her shoulders lovingly as he bared them, kissing her neck and running his lips and tongue over her skin as he did. Then he unclasped her bra, taking plenty of time to cup, rub, and massage each heavy globe with his hands. He kissed and licked all over each glorious mammary, ending at each nipple where he suckled gently. He moved down to Jamie’s stomach kissing his way and licking her navel, tickling her as he did. As he moved down he pulled Jamie’s skirt from her body. He was startled to find she was wearing no panties. Looking up, he queried his sister. “I knew you’d want to take care of me,” she said, so quietly she could barely be heard. “I wanted to make it a bit easier for you.” Jordan moved her to the bed, knowing that when he licked her cunt she would more than likely become weak legged and fall. Leading with his tongue he flicked at her clitoris eliciting a moan of pleasure. He lowered his head taking his time to kiss and suck her pussy. Jordan started at her puckered hole, repeatedly slurping up her labia removing every tasty droplet of her nectar only to see them replaced by more and more as Jamie was gushing pussy juice. Jordan drank so much it was hard to tell who was servicing whom. Jordan dipped two fingers into her cunt, rubbing her G-spot vigorously. Jamie almost complained when he withdrew them but he switched hands putting the wet ones into her ass and replacing them with two from his other hand. He alternated thrusts driving Jamie wild, screaming in her ecstasy. When she couldn’t stand any more he sucked her hard swollen clit into his mouth, nibbling as he did. Jamie shook wildly, thrashing around the bed; she was physically drained, her hair stringy from the sweat that enveloped her body. When Jordan rose to join her she threw her arms around him with what little energy she had remaining and kissed him with all the passion she possessed. “Thank you, Jordan…you have no idea…how much I needed that. I feel better already.” They snuggled together, kissing and caressing each other until it was time to prepare dinner. They studied all evening until it was time for bed.
Jordan had convinced Jamie that everything would work out fine; if only he had convinced himself he would feel better, but he would never let Jamie know of his misgivings.
Chapter 2
They spoke with their parents on the phone every week but got the impression something was amiss. They speculated what it might be. Could their parents be getting a divorce? No—that was ridiculous. Did someone tell them about Jamie’s and Jordan’s true relationship? That didn’t make sense either—their parents would come to campus instead of calling if they knew. They found the situation frustrating until about ten weeks into the semester when they got their customary Saturday phone call. “Jamie, Jordan, I have some important news for you,” their mother began. “Actually, there’s two pieces of news. First, you’re going to have a new brother or sister—I’m pregnant! And second, your dad is being promoted. We’ll have to move to Colorado where he’ll take over the regional office, so I don’t think we’ll be able to see you during the semester, but think how much fun Christmas will be—snow, sledding, and maybe even skiing.” Jamie and Jordan were shocked, but looking at each other they both realized that this was the answer to their prayers. Their parents would be two thousand miles away—far enough that they needn’t worry about being exposed. “Are you two still there?” Jessie continued.
“Yeah, Mom, we’re shocked but thrilled for both you and Dad. When are you moving and when are you having the baby?”
“Dad will move in two weeks and I’ll follow about a week later after I’ve supervised the movers. His company will have all our stuff packed and moved and unpacked again once we’re there. All we have to do is fly there and find a new house. The baby will come in about six months—just about when you’ll be coming home for Spring Break.”
“Oh, Mom, that’s great,” Jordan chimed in, “It’s wonderful for you and Dad.” They ended the conversation elated. They hugged and jumped up and down in their living room. Had anyone been near they would no doubt have thought them bewitched or insane—maybe even both.
The following Monday they walked onto campus like lovers, holding hands and holding each other close. When they separated Jamie grabbed Jordan by the head and kissed him on the lips, a long lingering and extremely hot kiss. A girl she knew from her French class asked incredulously, “Isn’t that your brother?” Jamie replied directly, “Yes it is, why?” The girl was so taken aback she didn’t know what to say so she just turned and walked away dumbfounded. The State University is a big place—really, really big with more than 27,000 students so as it turned out, Jamie and Jordan had no reason to be concerned. They rarely met someone they knew from High School and now that their parents were moving, who cared?
Jamie and Jordan did well on their mid-terms and even better on their final exams. Jordan finished the semester with a 4.0 grade point average and Jamie had a 3.6. Both had made Dean’s List. As they prepared to go home for the holidays it was obvious that Jamie was apprehensive. “What’s the problem, Jamie?” Jordan asked.
“I’m just concerned about how things are going to be at our new home. We’re so open with each other here. We’re going to have to be really careful at home now—what we say, how we act, how we react to each other. Plus, we’re going to a house we don’t even know. What are we going to do if our bedrooms are right next to Mom and Dad’s?”
“Simple,” Jordan replied. ”We’re going to have to wait until we return. By then we’ll both be so horny we’ll probably fuck each other silly on the plane, get arrested by the Feds, and spend the rest of our lives servicing our fellow inmates.” Jamie was not amused. “I don’t think I can go for a whole three weeks without you.”
“Don’t worry, we’ll find a way to get away. Maybe we’ll go skiing. We know Mom’s not going, not in her condition and Dad will be at work. If we go for a couple of days, we’ll be fine. We can learn to ski during the morning and fuck all afternoon and evening.” Jamie’s eyes brightened; her brother always had wonderful ideas. They finished packing and left for the airport. Their flight left at nine p.m.—they picked it deliberately thinking they would be able to play around with each other while the plane was dark and everyone else was sleeping. They had window and aisle seats. Jordan stood aside so Jamie could sit by the window, but she pushed him ahead of her. Jamie had plans for Jordan remembering how he had taken care of her when she was so down. This was her chance to really repay him, but he had to sit by the window for it to work. Jordan threw the flimsy airline blanket onto the floor but Jamie retrieved it. “You’re going to need this,” she told her brother. Jordan gave her a confused look but assumed Jamie knew what she was doing—she usually did. There was a beverage service about an hour into the flight and then the lights were dimmed. Jamie spread his blanket over Jordan’s lap. Jordan was aghast when he realized Jamie’s intent; Jamie smiled devilishly. Jordan could feel her agile hands open his belt and jeans. He felt rather than heard his zipper going down. Jamie took no time removing Jordan’s large cock from his boxers. She stroked it lovingly while she looked into Jordan’s eyes mouthing “I love you.” Jordan closed his eyes, blocking out all stimuli except the sensation of Jamie’s hand moving up and down his hard erection. Because he couldn’t see he was startled to feel her tongue sliding up and down his shaft and all around the head. He almost choked in response. When he looked down he could see the outline of Jamie’s head under the blanket; she was holding it still so it wasn’t so obvious that she was sucking him. He felt a condom as it was rolled down his erection followed by Jamie actively stroking him as her hands gripped him tightly. He shuddered as his orgasm came much sooner than usual probably due to his nervousness and fear of being caught. When he was done Jamie reappeared, secured some paper towels from her purse, removed the condom, and cleaned his deflating cock. She put the towel containing the condom and wrapper into her purse, intent on disposing it when the flight attendant collected trash near the end of the flight. Jordan was sated, but he wanted to reply in kind. He moved the blanket onto Jamie’s lap. When she looked startled Jordan merely smiled, whispering in her ear, “What’s good for the gander is good for the goose.”
“That’s not how it goes,” she teased him. In response, Jordan opened her slacks and inserted his hand under the lip of her panties. Jamie tensed as his hand brushed against her labia. He searched for and found her tunnel, inserting a finger repeatedly until she was soaking wet. He rubbed her hot juices all over her pussy concentrating on her clitoris. He rubbed her in small circles, feeling her button swell under his touch. Jamie arched her back and spread her legs, punctuating the movement with a loud gasp. Fortunately, it attracted no attention from the nearby passengers. She jammed her hand over her mouth to ensure her silence as Jordan rapidly brought her to a terrific climax. Jamie shook in her seat until Jordan relented and removed his hand, licking one of his fingers before offering the other to Jamie. She sucked every tangy drop lovingly before she refastened her slacks then leaned across the seat to give Jordan a hot wet kiss. She pulled the blanket up and fell asleep. Jordan closed his eyes but didn’t sleep, wondering what he was going to do about his impulsive sister. “Oh, well,” he thought, “that’s probably why I love her so much.”
Chapter 3
They retrieved their bags and stepped out into the lobby to find their father waiting for them, a smile on his face. He hugged and kissed Jamie, and hugged Jordan before they left for their car. Jordan noticed they had a new car, a Chrysler 300, and asked his dad about it. “Company car,” Jakob replied. “It comes with the job, even though I do less driving in this job than I did in the other one. You’ll like Denver. We live about twenty-five miles from the city center. You can drive in pretty easily or take the train. The station is only about ten minutes from our house.”
“Tell us about the house, Dad,” said Jordan, showing his normal inquisitive nature, although Jamie saw right through him. He wanted to know if they’d be able to fuck in the house or have to make other arrangements.
“It’s a big ranch, like our last house but it has a second floor…you know…an attic that was finished off with two bedrooms and a bath by the previous owner. That’s where we’ll put you two. You’ll both have some privacy there and, besides, I’m using one of the downstairs rooms for a home office and we’re getting the other prepared for your soon-to-arrive sister. Oops, I wasn’t supposed to tell you that. Your mother is going to be upset.”
“Don’t worry, Daddy,” Jamie told him. “We’ll act surprised, won’t we, Jordan?”
“Yeah, Dad, you can count on us.”
They drove around the city toward their house. Jamie and Jordan were amazed at all the snow. They had only seen snow twice in their lives, and even then it was only an inch or less. Now, here in Colorado, there seemed to be a foot or more in most places and it was only the second week in December. “What would happen by February?” they both thought. After almost an hour they pulled into the driveway. It was just as Jakob had described. It was an “L” shaped ranch with the main part of the house facing the street. Perpendicular was the two-car garage on the first floor and windows and dormers on the second indicating the presence of several rooms—their rooms. They would be well separated from their parents. Sitting in the back seat, Jamie looked at Jordan mouthing, “Yeah!” as she raised her hands for a small fist-pump. Jordan gave no response afraid his father would see and wonder what was going on. They sprang from the car, running up to the door. Jessie opened it just as they reached the steps. After hugs and kisses they retrieved their bags and were shown to their rooms. They were perfect-small, but with plenty of windows and skylights, the ceiling following the angles of the roof rising from approximately four feet of vertical wall. All of their furniture from their old house was here, exactly as it had been. Jamie and Jordan returned to the family room and asked for a tour of the house. The bedrooms were at the other end of the house; their rooms were closest to the kitchen and dining rooms. They would definitely fuck tonight—and almost every other night while they were here. Unseen by her parents, Jamie reached forward to stroke Jordan’s butt just to let him know what was coming. They retired shortly; even though it was only 10:30, their bodies were still on Eastern Time—two hours later.
They showered and met in Jordan’s room, still being careful that their mother not find any semen on her sheets. Jordan lay on his bed, his erection pointing skyward, inviting Jamie to mount him. She straddled his hips and grabbing his cock she rubbed it up and down her slit, moistening it (and herself) in the process, before rubbing her clit with his tip. Satisfied, she pushed it to the entrance of her tight tunnel, eagerly anticipating her daily fucking. “Don’t forget,” Jordan reminded her, “you need to be silent, no matter how hard it is. We’re not home in our cottage where we can scream to our heart’s content.” Jamie nodded her assent as she slid down his pole. Silently, she mouthed, “Oh, fuck, you’re so big tonight and so hard.” Jordan smiled back at her as he thrust deeply into her tight cunt. Jamie leaned forward resting her hands on Jordan’s chest as she slowly ground her clit into him. Jamie liked to take it slow sometimes, the better to savor the wonders of having her brother deep within her.
Gradually the heat built within her as she neared orgasm and as it did she increased the pace of her movements, grinding her clit forcefully into her brother. Jordan kept up with her, for his orgasm was echoing hers. Many couples never have simultaneous orgasms. Not so with Jamie and Jordan. Rarely were they more than a few seconds apart, so attuned were they to each other. Suddenly, Jamie arched her back and, had they been in their cottage she would have screamed at the top of her lungs. Instead she was silent, expressing her joy with her facial expressions. Jordan had held back for Jamie and now he too exploded, forcing his semen into her uterus with each dramatic thrust. Drained, they fell together, lying in each other’s arms for many minutes as Jamie’s pussy leaked cum. Jamie fell asleep and Jordan let her until he was no longer able to stay awake. Then he roused her and shooed her back to her room. Reluctantly, Jamie left; she was unaccustomed to sleeping alone and she didn’t like it. Regretfully, she had no choice. She slipped across the hall totally naked, unaware of the eyes that observed her from the bottom of the stairs.
Chapter 4
When they awoke the following morning they found that it had snowed overnight leaving almost five inches of white powder over the lawn, sidewalk, and driveway. During breakfast Jordan skimmed the manual for Jakob’s new snow blower. Certain he knew how to run it he headed to the garage. “Hold it,” Jessie yelled. “I planned to give these to you for Christmas but I think you’re going to need them now.” She held out down ski jackets for Jordan and Jamie. Jordan took his thanking his mother and left to tackle the job ahead of him. Once he was gone Jessie sat at the table with Jamie. “How’s Jordan?” she asked.
“Why didn’t you ask him when he was in here, Mom?” Jamie replied.
“That’s not what I meant. I wanted to know from you, how was Jordan last night?” Jamie reddened, both embarrassed and upset that her mother apparently knew their secret. “How…?”
“That’s easy Dear, I’ve known about you two for years. I know you were careful, but when you do the laundry you find out a lot about what is going on. Semen on your underwear and nighties was a dead giveaway. It obviously wasn’t any of those boys you dated. I assume you’ve continued to be intimate at school. Isn’t that why you wanted to go to college together?”
“Partly,” Jamie told her mom. “The sex is a big part of it but our relationship is much more than that. We love each other. No…what I really mean is that we are IN LOVE with each other and we have been since before we became lovers way back in Middle School. We want to be together forever.”
“How are you going to do that? You can’t get married. And what about children? Don’t you want a family?”
“Yes, I do, but given the choice between a family and Jordan I’m choosing Jordan every time. I’m sure Jordan will figure it all out. He always does. Uhh…you don’t seem too upset, Mom.”
“What am I going to do? You’re almost adults now and you should be able to make your own decisions, even if I disagree with them. If I forbade you to continue with Jordan what would you do?”
“I couldn’t live without Jordan, Mom. Giving him up would kill me and I know Jordan feels the same way. Does Dad know?”
“No, I haven’t found the way to tell him yet, and I don’t know if I ever could. He’s very traditional, you know.”
“Well, please don’t tell him. Jordan and I will when we’re ready—during our last year at school.”
“You know, Jamie, you never did answer my question—how is Jordan?”
“Oh, Mom, he’s incredible–everything a woman could hope for in a lover…or a husband. He is the most considerate…patient…loving…tender…he is just wonderful, not to mention the smartest person I’ve ever met. Of all the times we’ve made love he has never once put himself ahead of me and I always try to do the same for him.”
“May I ask how many times you’ve…been intimate?”
“I don’t know the exact number, but well over a thousand I would think– we’ve been doing it every day since I was in eighth grade and Jordan was in sixth—sometimes more than once a day, well, usually more than once a day. We love doing it. We can’t get enough of each other and we know we’re always there for each other. Jordan picks me up and I try to do the same for him, although it seems he does it for me much more often than the other way around.”
“Well, I hope it works out for you. I really do.”
Chapter 5
That night when Jamie slipped into Jordan’s room she sat on the bed hunched over and looking down rather than jump into it with him. “What’s up, Jamie?”
“Mom knows.”
“You mean about us?”
“Yes, we had a long talk after breakfast when you went out to clear the snow. She asked me how you were last night?”
“What did you tell her?”
“That you were fantastic, as always. She’s known about us for years but she hasn’t told Dad. I don’t think she knows how.”
“So, what do we do?”
“I don’t think we have to do anything. She understands we have to make our own decisions even if she disagrees with them.”
“Well, if that’s the case let’s go to your bed. I hate using this tiny bed.” He led Jamie across the hall. This time nobody was watching. More than anything else they wanted to hold each other. They loved feeling each other’s skin, but holding each other always ramped up their internal heat and desire. Soon they were groping each other—Jordan rubbing her breasts and fingering her pussy; Jamie rubbing his balls and gently stroking his growing erection—and kissing with great passion . He started flaccid but as soon as he touched Jamie’s soft luxurious skin his cock couldn’t help but grow, and grow quickly it did. Rarely had Jordan experienced such an erection—long, thick, and hard as oak. Jamie grinned in her appreciation of the pleasure she was sure to derive from it. Jamie leaned down to service him with her mouth but Jordan pulled her legs over his head so he could return the favor. Jamie swallowed him in a single gulp, using her tongue to press on his shaft as she did. Jordan sucked her pussy into his mouth before tongue fucking her with gusto. In only a few seconds they were going at it with abandon.
They almost forgot their surroundings until Jamie Jumped up holding her finger in front of her mouth in the well known signal for silence. Jordan grabbed her by the waist, twisting her body onto the bed. He lifted her legs driving his cock deep into her hot tight cunt. Jamie loved fucking this way—Jordan always hit her G-spot with every massive thrust of his magnificent cock. Using her vaginal muscles she squeezed Jordan’s cock, hoping to increase his pleasure. They rocked together faster and faster and faster; they both tensed as their orgasms struck. Jordan was the first to move, thrusting what seemed like quarts of sticky white cum into his sister. As usual they fell together, holding each other, kissing, and professing their undying love for each other. This time they fell asleep together knowing that their father would be off to work long before they were expected to rise in the morning.
Jessie had breakfast ready for them when they went downstairs in the morning. Sitting with them she asked Jordan, “Well, Jordan, did you do it again last night?”
“Mom, we do it every night,” Jordan replied, “We love each other. Didn’t Jamie tell you?”
“Yes, she did, but I wanted to hear it from you. Are you sure this is what you want in life?”
“Yes, Mom, I’ve loved Jamie forever and I’ve wanted to be with her forever. There is nobody who could compare to her. She’s beautiful, smart, loving, understanding and just about every other fantastic attribute rolled into one wonderful person.” Jamie leaned across the table to kiss Jordan. It seemed strange to kiss him in front of their mother, but she didn’t care. All she lived for was Jordan. When she broke the kiss she spoke to Jessie, “Mom, I’ve been thinking–Mandy says she is just like her mother, but she’s really, really wild. I don’t think there’s anything she won’t do. But you always seem so straight and conservative. I have trouble seeing you in that kind of relationship.” When Jessie stopped laughing she had to wipe the tears from her eyes. “Jamie… Jordan… I haven’t always been like this—it’s the price of being a responsible parent. I think it’s time I told you how I captured your father. Your dad wasn’t very popular in high school. He lived on Grandpa’s farm and he just didn’t have much in common with the other students. But my mother told me something about men—still waters run deep—and the only person I could think of who fit that description was your father. We were on our senior trip when I decided to act. I got on the bus late knowing that nobody would sit with him. We were only on the bus about a half hour when I saw he had a huge erection, I think from sneaking some looks at my body. When I pointed it out to him he blushed so much—it was really cute. I came up with some lame excuse to jerk him off and I swallowed all his….”
“In the bus?” Jamie exclaimed.
“Yes, in the bus. Your father was mortified and later I borrowed his jacket, put it over my lap and removed my shorts and panties. Then I had him masturbate me.”
“Mom!” It was Jordan this time. “Yes, I know it was brazen and slutty but I had to get his attention. We were both virgins, if you can believe that! I explained why I did it. I rarely dated because all boys wanted to do was grab my boobs. I wanted something more. When we got to the hotel in Orlando Jakob carried my bag to my room and then he was going to leave but I made him stop, come back and fuck me. I know how you two feel—it was fantastic. By the time we went home we were engaged.”
“Mom, four days and you got engaged?”
“You have to realize that we knew each other for twelve years—all through school. Jakob was too shy to ask me out so I had to take the first step. When we went to State I met Sandy at the Freshman Mixer and we had a lot of fun together. Yes, she did have her first anal through your father, but after a few months she found some sophomore to take care of her. Mandy will do the same if she hasn’t already.”
Jamie cleared her throat. “I’m not so sure of that Mom. She must have had a dozen lovers but she keeps coming back to Jordan, says all the others can’t compare, and all she ever wants is anal. I think I created a monster.” They all laughed.
Chapter 6
Jessie suggested they go skiing. “It’ll be good for you to be alone again for a few days. Now that we’ve spoken about your relationship I can understand what you see in each other. I still don’t know that I approve but I’m more accepting.”
Jordan and Jamie hugged their mother. “Thanks, Mom, you can’t know what a relief it is not to have to sneak around and worry about our secret,” Jordan told her. “Don’t worry about us. I’m sure it will work out. I’m thinking of a solution.”
“What, Jordan?” Jamie wanted to know.
“I’m not sure yet so let’s just wait until I know it will work. Then I’ll tell you all about it, OK?”
Jessie made arrangements for them to visit a nearby ski resort, booking them a single room with two double beds, just in case Jakob asked her about the sleeping arrangements. She didn’t want to lie to her husband. They left on a Tuesday and drove for three hours, arriving just after noon. They were shown to their room on the second floor of the lodge which was modeled after a Swiss chalet. The walls were all paneled in real pine and they had a fireplace and a balcony that looked over the valley. It was a beautiful view for them, unaccustomed as they were with snow. They rented skis and boots along with goggles and gloves. All they needed now were some lessons so they didn’t kill themselves. They joined a beginner’s class, feeling out of place with the eight to ten year olds who seemed to predominate but they picked up the rudiments like turning and snowplowing to stop. After an hour they were able to try out the “bunny hill.” The slope was gradual and there were few turns and even those were easy to negotiate. They laughed all the way down—twice—before Jamie challenged Jordan to a race. “What are the stakes, Jamie?” Jordan asked.
“How about loser has to be sex slave for the winner tonight?”
“You’re on,” Jordan laughingly answered, “I almost hope I lose, but I’m not going to.”
“Oh, yeah?” yelled Jamie as she pushed off, getting an unfair head start on Jordan. Frantically, she raced down the mountain turning occasionally to check on Jordan behind her. One of those turns proved to be her downfall as her skis crossed and she fell only 100 meters from the finish line. Jordan slowed but didn’t stop as he passed her. “I’m already thinking of ways to use you. Ha ha ha!” He finished just as Jamie, unfamiliar with the process of getting back to her feet with long skis on her feet, finally managed to stand. It was hard to determine who was smiling more when they reunited and turned in their skis for the night.
They returned to their room, stripped each other of their warm clothes and drew a hot bath in the oversized Jacuzzi in their bathroom. Jordan sat first and Jamie lowered herself just in front of him, her back leaning against his chest. She brought his hands around her body, resting them on her firm smooth breasts. As he massaged her Jamie asked, “What are you thinking about, Jordan—you know, about our future? Can’t you tell me?”
“I’m not sure yet how to work it out but suppose we got married.”
“But, how—we’re brother and sister.”
‘Yeah, I know that and you know that but strangers wouldn’t, especially if a state will permit cousins to marry. How’d you like to become my cousin?”
“What do we have to do, Jordan? I’ll do anything.”
“I think it’ll work if you change the address on your license. With different addresses you could easily be my cousin. It would be difficult, if not impossible, with the same address as me. You can use our electric bill at the cottage as proof of residency; it’s in your name. I already checked that out online. As cousins it’ll be a cinch to get married. We can’t do it in our state—it’s illegal– so we’ll have to go to another—one that allows cousins to marry.”
But…do any states allow that?
More than you would believe—Virginia, Maryland, South Carolina, Tennessee, Georgia, for example in our area alone. In most states you don’t even have to be a resident. You just have to meet age requirements, have ID, like a driver’s license or, maybe Social Security. We won’t have any trouble going to another state, getting our license and even getting married.”
Jamie jumped up, splashing water all over the floor, turned around and threw her arms around Jordan’s neck, kissing him madly. “Oh Jordan, you are such a genius. Imagine—us married! Uhh…you know you haven’t even asked me yet. Maybe I’ll say no.”
“You do and I’ll never fuck you again. Maybe I’ll take up with Mandy Nichols.” They laughed hysterically but stopped suddenly when they gazed into each other’s eyes. “I love you,” Jamie told him.
“I know,” Jordan replied, not yet ready to stop laughing.
“Master,” Jamie interrupted, suddenly serious. “I’m ready to serve you. May I suck your beautiful cock?”
“Slave, perhaps I should mention that it’s underwater at the moment.”
“Master, you don’t think that will stop me, do you?” She held her breath as she went down on him, bobbing her head up and down in the hot water. Jordan enjoyed it immensely–Jamie’s mouth was even hotter than the water–but he worried about Jamie so he stopped her after about a minute. “I’d rather have you sit on my cock.”
“Do you wish for my vagina or for my anus, Master?” Ultimately, he left it up to Jamie so she decided on both. She mounted him in reverse cowgirl so she could fuck him while he fingered and loosened her ass. She rocked slowly so as not to spill the water all over the floor, besides she didn’t want him to cum until he was in her ass. “Once we’re married do you think we’ll be able to have children?”
“I don’t know, Jamie. I’m going to have to study that a while. I’ll bet we can find some experts at the Med School to advise us. Did you have to ask this just now?” Jordan groaned his satisfaction with what Jamie was doing to him and for him. “Jamie, can we get out of here and into the bed so I can fuck you properly?”
“You’re the Master. Let’s go.” She stood up, the suction of her cunt lifting Jordan several inches before he popped out of her. They dried each other carefully and donned thick soft robes provided by the lodge. Jordan carried her to the beds. “Which is yours and which is mine?” Jamie laughed. “Whichever is yours is going to be mine, too.” She turned his head with her free hand kissing him tenderly, her tongue teasing his. When he placed her onto the bed she pulled him over her, almost rolling them off. She reached into his robe, finding his still rock hard cock with her hand. She stroked him gently making him harder and hotter. She pushed him onto his back before straddling his cock. Just before lowering herself she reached to the nightstand for a tube of lube. Spreading it all over the huge erection she lowered herself to force him into her forbidden hole. Her ass was tight; what ass isn’t? But her patience and the constant pressure eventually forced him into her. They both sighed with relief at completing the most difficult part of the task. Now they were free to enjoy each other. Jamie rocked forward and back as her sphincter squeezed Jordan’s cock. Meanwhile the nerve endings in her butt were working Jamie to what she knew would be some fantastic orgasm once Jordan touched her clit. “Oh, Master, I need to cum so badly. Please help me,” Jamie begged. Jordan responded by reaching between her legs with both hands. He stuck two fingers into her wet hot cunt, pumping her furiously while, with the other hand, he rubbed tiny circles over her swollen hard clit. Only seconds after touching that magic button Jamie experienced spasms racing through her body. Her orgasm was like a series of electric shocks jolting her non-stop. She was about thirty seconds into it when Jordan thrust upward hard and fast forcing rivers and rivers of cum into her bowel. Jamie fell onto Jordan’s chest, his cock still trapped in her ass. He held her there until he softened and popped out of her; the gape remaining allowed most of his semen to leak out of her, completely soaking the bed. Fortunately, they still had the other bed for sleeping.
Chapter 7
They returned to school with their secret intact and with a plan to be with each other forever. Jordan promised to research both their problems and he always kept his promises. He had the plan for them to marry intact by the end of the semester. The other would have to wait until they were seniors. Their school years passed quickly—too quickly—to their parents, but not quickly enough for them. Jessie had her baby girl—Jenna. They were able to spend time with her during the summers and other school breaks but the age difference and that they attended college two thousand miles away meant that they hardly knew their baby sister.
Early in their senior year Jordan took a trip to the Medical School, seeking advice from one of the nation’s leading geneticists, Dr. Erwin Adler. Jordan asked about the chances that two relatives would have a normal child. “You mean first cousins?” the doctor asked.
“No, closer than that—siblings.”
“Is this you and your sibling we’re talking about?”
Jordan explained and then listened to a lecture on genetics and genomes and probability. Then he made an appointment for Jamie and himself to be tested. The following Wednesday afternoon, when they had no classes, Jamie was expecting some hot sex but Jordan turned away from their cottage. He explained where they were going and why. They each left a vial of blood and went home to enjoy themselves. Two weeks later they returned to meet with Dr. Adler. Jamie was surprised that he was so accepting of their relationship; he told them it was not his place to judge people. He also told them that their genomes—their genetic make-ups were sufficiently different that there was little chance a child of theirs would have a mental or physical problem– only a 1 in 2000 chance. The chance of two random people would be only slightly lower. “You see,” he told them, “there are twenty-three chromosomes plus one of the sex chromosomes—the X or Y—in human gametes. Oh, excuse me, the sperm or the egg. That means there are almost 8.4 million combinations when gametes join to form an embryo, and that’s just for the chromosomes. Each chromosome may have a hundred or more genes which give literally billions of possible combinations. Neither of you carries any genes known to cause birth defects. Had you been the children of an incestuous relationship there might be a significant problem but that isn’t the case. So, I wish you well.” Jamie and Jordan were shocked—they could have children! They left to make their plans—right after celebratory sex. Jamie went off the pill that very day.
They took off the entire Thanksgiving week, missing two days of classes. They traveled all day Sunday, stopping just outside Richmond, Virginia. Early Monday morning they walked into the local Town Hall and applied for a marriage license. They answered a few simple questions, showing their driver’s licenses for identification. Ten minutes later they had their license. All they had to do now was wait for the Magistrate to marry them. They continued to fuck every day but now Jamie wanted Missionary exclusively, holding her legs in the air for fifteen minutes after every coupling so as not to spill even a drop of Jordan’s precious baby making cream.
In mid-December Jordan graduated magna cum laude with a degree in Computer Engineering, intending to start graduate school in the spring semester. His parents and Jenna came from Denver for the ceremony, extremely proud of their son, and their daughter, too. Jordan also accepted a position with a leading software development company with a starting salary that would enable him and Jamie to live extremely comfortably. He was the subject of a bidding war with several Fortune 500 companies bidding furiously for his services. Things only got better when Jamie told Jordan that she was pregnant. All they had to do now was tell their father.
Before they all returned home for the Christmas holiday Jordan decided to break the news. They were in their parents’ hotel suite. Just after putting Jenna to bed Jordan told his parents he had something to tell them. He and Jamie sat together closely on the couch. “Dad…Mom, we need to speak with you and it’s really important. You raised us to love and respect each other and you did a really good job. Jamie and I do love each other. In fact, we are in love with each other. We have been for years and we intend to spend our lives together. We were recently married. We had to lie a little on the license application, pretending to be first cousins, but we are legally married. We know it’s not quote-unquote normal or right, but it is both normal and right for us. We know you have the option of accepting or rejecting us, but either way we will be together. I know I speak for both of us when I say we hope it’s acceptance because we’re still the same people we were only minutes ago. And…we’d like you to know your grandchild and we’d like him or her to know you.”
Jakob and Jessie sat there silent and thinking for several minutes. It was something Jakob had learned from his father. Eventually, he spoke, “Aren’t you taking a terrible chance having a child? Suppose….”
While he hesitated Jordan interrupted, “Dad, we had the same concerns. That’s why we had genetic testing and counseling. They have a great genetics department at the medical school. We met with the head of the department and he assured us the chances of having a ‘problem’ child are only minimally greater than two random people. Jamie went off the pill before we were married and became pregnant right away.”
“When are you due, Jamie?” asked her mother anxiously.
“In August, Mom, about three months after graduation.”
“Well, Jordan, you’ve given your mother and me a great deal to think about. This comes as quite a shock to us and right now I don’t know which way we’ll decide. If you’ll excuse us I think we want to retire now.”
“We understand,” said Jordan and Jamie almost simultaneously. They kissed their parents and left. When they were alone, Jakob asked Jessie if she wanted a drink. “I don’t know about you but I could really use one. Do you remember my asking you about their relationship some years ago?“ He went to make the drinks as Jessie replied, “Yes, I do remember that and if I remember correctly it was during some sensational sex. I have to tell you I’ve had suspicions over the past few years, finding semen on Jamie’s underwear, but I couldn’t prove anything so what could I do? You’re not thinking of throwing them out? I don’t know how I could live without them.”
“Of course not, but I’m willing to make them sweat a bit. Now, what do you say—ready for some fun, Grandma?”
“I’m always ready for you, Grandpa. God, it’s going to take me awhile to get used to being a grandmother.”
Jakob led her by the hand to the bedroom. “Yeah—about thirty seconds,” he laughed just before engaging her in a torrid kiss, a sure prelude to some searing sex.
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The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed.
The egg mutters “Well I guess that answers that riddle”.
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There is once reason why I’m on this earth,
and that reason was not given to me at birth.
I had to search, I had to look,
and I found it, when my heart, you took.
I thought I was strong, that I’d resist,
but I became your when we shared our first kiss.
Together we form a perfect shape,
Away from you there is no escape.
your gentle smile, you laughing face,
is what keeps me bound to this place.
(They say I have to add 99 more characters, but that would ruin the feeling of the poem. I was going to add 2 poems, but that would be stupid).
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there we were,
me naked in bed, cumming twice for her,
she in a blue t-shirt, mine…1/2 off her shoulders, hiked up, as I laid between her kissing her all over her neck and shoulders saying I love you, and kissing her lips…
I kept kissing down…and down and down..
kissing her tummy, saying I love you,
I kissed down to her belly button, saying I loave you
I kissed just above her beautiful, sweet, hairless, 7 year old pussy, saying i love you
and then I kissed down her thighs, all over, up and down, saying I love you each time.
and then my lips touched it.
her pussy, warm, swollen from all this sensation and teasing….my wet lilps, touched her pussy lips and I kissed, saying I love you.
she almost JUMPED,
squirmed, and I knew she loved it.
I kept kissing, licking my lips, and hers, each time, saying I lov eyou
again and again and again and again, I licked her pussy, while she thrashed, squirmed on the bed….her legs spread for me, thrashing like crazy, as her stevie weavie licked and kissed her pussy saying I love you.
my warm breath on it, my saliva, coating it, I could hear her, barely able to breath, as I licked and licked,
parting her pussy slowly with long, wet, saliva coated licks…she was moaning…softly…
to say I was in heaven would miss the mark by a hundred miles as I licked her, my hands wrapped around her thighs…holding her open…as I licked and said I love you…my voice, vibrating on her…
she was limp, not moving, laying back, unable to move…her eyes rolled up in her head…
and that’s when it happened…
she peed.
I don’t know if this was her first “orgasm”…i might never know…
all i Know is she lost muscle control, hadn’t peed that morning, and it all came out…
once again, she was worried,, I was amazed at how fast hte strength came back to her…
“oh no….” almost crying…
I came up to her and pulled her away from the wet ness and I caressed her hair.
that’s okay baby, it’s alright, stevie likes that you did that, and caressed her and kisse dher softly, telling her I loved her…
when she was calm…I got up, got 2 towels and a warm washcloth…
I soaked up the wet bed with one towel..put another dry one down on the other side and put her on it…and washed her pussy with the wet wash cloth, looking at her as I lovingly applied hte warmth to her pussy..
did you like that, I asked? stevie licking?
she nodded, a bit shyly…I LOVED IT I said…
do you like stevie cleaning you? I asked..
Yes..she said, a smile in her eyes, and I leaned back down between her legs…
and said, “hi…I’m Stevie” and kissed her pussy, no more thrashing, and I just wnated to say how pretty you are, and that I love you , and I lovef kissing you, and I love licking you, and I can’t stop kissing you…and I started licking her and kissing her again…..and she was laughing…and holding my hair…and LOVING it…
and I kissed her up her body, all over…introducing myself…
until I was in between her legs…my cock, hard again, touching her pussy
as I held my body over hers…and looke dinto her eyes
and I said “do you have any idea how much I absolutely LOVE you?”
and her eyes were all gleaming and beaming and she was smiling…
a little…she said, and I tickled her..ands he squirmed s miling
I leaned down and kissed her again, softly…gently, on the lips…
and pulled away, saying I love you….now you say it.
and she said it..softly…
I said, “i love you …” louder, ands he copied me…
I smiled it…and I yellled, “I LOVE YOU” and she yelled it back…her legs spread, my cock against her pussy….
I could feel it rub on me as she said I love you…
I laid next to her…afnd I said, “I don’t think I can sto pkissing you all over your sexy body nancy” and she BLUSHED……
you know what this is…I asked….touching gently..her pussy….that’s my vagina..she said…knowingly..I said…no…that’s your cookie, and I’m the cookie monster and I tickled her and came closer to her, gnetly t ouching it, and kissing her….
and we laid and kissed a bit more…until I said, I’m hungry, are you hungry, and she said yes…I cleaned up the towels…and I went to the kitchen to make breakfast….
as I was cooking, Kathy came home….man I was freaking out…..I was worried Nancy might say something, who knows…
she walked in, and said “why ar eyou making breakfasrt…I have bagels and cofee”.
I told her nancy wet the bed, don’t make a big deal about it….so I am making her pancakes to cheer her up…
as far as I know, kathy never brought it up, and I now knew I had 2 very very sexy girls to kiss lick and cum with ALL THE TIME, just right now, not at the same time….
I was one very very lucky guy.
Nancy came out and the two of us sat int he kitchen eathing pancakes while Kathy ate a bagel quickly and said, I’m going to take a shower…
as soon as she left the room, Nancy came ovder…stood in between my legs…caressing me, d ying for a kiss….little did I know – any time her mother ;was not around she wanted to kiss, to touch, to be touched….
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Upstairs Window
By Blueheatt
…Lisa and her mom decided they should be real friendly.….we join Brad as he’s waited for his mom and sister Lisa to get together….
Brad quietly came home. He raced up to the spare bedroom and quietly opened the door to mom’s bathroom. He slowly inched in to watch his mom and sister finally,…. have some very long awaited…. ‘mom and daughter sex.’…..
Brad stood in the dark shadows and saw his sister Lisa, naked, laying on her back on top of their naked mom. Mom, eyes were closed feeling and squeezing Lisa tits firm, over and over. Mom was pushing her pussy up and down against Lisa’s naked butt, her legs locked around Lisa‘s.
Brad was shaking a little he was so turned on watching, His dick was huge in his pants and he could feel it pulsing …He took out his dick before it ripped his pants. He stroked it slowly as he continued to watch his mom and sister in their long awaited longing to have sex with each other. Lisa was in a trance feel her mom’s hands on her tits. She felt the drips from her pussy. She felt her mom’s pubic hair on her butt. She was just letting her mom do whatever she wanted to her, and loving it. Mom tension was build and building and she started losing control. She took her legs down from Lisa, and moved her around, putting Lisa pussy right up to her face. Her hands were shaking, she had wanted to do this for so long, now….it was happening. She pulled Lisa’s pussy to her mouth.
She finally licked her little pussy. She licked it top to bottom, each lick going deeper in. Lisa was now opening her mom’s legs wide and smelling her wet pussy’s sex. She starts by taking her tongue and circling her big clit. Wow it sure was bigger than hers, all pink and puffy.
They both started moaning off and on continuously now. Mom was digging her fingers in Lisa’s hips to pull her in closer to her lips. Her lips quivered as she sucked on Lisa’s small pussy lips. Lisa’s body never quit quivering now. She pulled mom’s legs up and put them wide apart. She put her arms under mom’s legs, squeezing her butt and pulling mom’s pussy close in to her mouth.
They began to moan louder as they licked and licked. Teasing each others clit’s and licking all the juices they had coming from their pussy’s. They both start humping with their hips, losing control as their desire now drove them to reach for the greatest climax of their lives. They are starting to yell now as it’s coming…it’s coming oh oh OH yes….yes baby cum for mommy….oh mom, I’m gonna cum…oh god yes mom, lick me good, it’s it’s here and Lisa screamed as mom screamed, shook and squirted in her little girls mouth. Mom yelled ..Oh Baby baby baby OH YES BABY!! CUM FOR MOMMY!!!, and Lisa squirted hard, shook and yelled OH GOD YES MOM! mom fast licked Lisa’s clit as her juices squirted over mom’s face and down her neck. Oh baby yes you came for mommy…sweet baby…yes. They cried with euphoria and jolts of climax pleasure that just kept coming. They moaned till they didn’t have any power left to moan any more. The just lay there….feeling the pulses in their pussy’s, making them jump a little with the energy they had left to jump with. All was quiet now and sleep took over.
Brad watched in a daze and realized his dick had shot many shots way out about 3 feet, when they climaxed and squirted. He could hardly stand, his legs were so weak.
Mom started waking up from a dream world she had been in. In her arms was her little girl Lisa all naked and warm on her. She was naked too and felt Lisa’s wet pussy on her leg. In Lisa’s mouth was on mom’s tit.
Brad woke up with a big boner thinking about last night. His balls hurt a little from getting so full last night. He thought how hot it was to see both his mom and sister getting some girl sex that they had both wanted for a long time. His door slowly opened and in came Lisa and Mom.
Lisa had a coffee pot, and his mom had a cup she was holding with both hands. They sat on his bed, Lisa’s shaking hands poured the coffee as mom tried to hold the cup still in her shaking hands. Brad smiled at them and told them go back to bed. They slowly and carefully limped out of the room.
Brad let them have at it for a few days, fulfilling their desires to have sex with each other. He would sneak up the his bathroom viewing spot, and watch them moaning and licking on each others pussy’s, feeling their tits and enjoying themselves. He never saw his mom so happy and Lisa too. On one Wednesday night, mom and Lisa came in to his room, and stood and smiled at him. They came over in their robes, and took him by the hands and they all went into the shower. They undressed him and they all got in the shower. They washed him real sexy, stroking his dick, and using him like a sex toy.
They giggled and washed his hair, and all. They got out, dried him and themselves off and took him into mom’s bedroom. They laid him on his back and took turns sucking on his dick, getting up and putting their pussy’s in his face and letting him lick them. They rubbed their tits on his mouth to be sucked and played with.
Then out came the sleep mask for him. As he put it on, he secretly removed the inner shield and now could see them as they got ready g
to give him the ultimate sex. They both got naked. Mom was her self and Lisa pretended she was Maggie, with a hi voice. The talked out loud. “Say Maggie, could I ask you something in private.”
“Sure Lynn, what is it.” “Maggie is it true that girls or women can go to your house and have sex with your son if he has his sleep mask on?” “Why yes, you can.” “I have a virgin daughter and I want her to have sex, and I have a husband that won’t have sex with me, can we come over tonight?”
“He has his sleep mask on now, come and get some.” “My son Bradley, he would never do something like this, because her respects his mother to much.” They tee hee quietly.
“Oh look at his nice penis, now Lisa, you get up on it dear, and have some sex with the nice boy.”
Brad listened and smiled, trying to laugh.
“Does your son lick vaginas too?” “Oh yes he likes that, you can do both with him if you like.”
Brad feels Lisa get up on him and stick his dick in her. Next he feels his mom’s legs over his shoulders and her pussy settle in his face. “Oh Lisa, how is everything back there?” Lisa moans as she pumps Brad’s dick in her. “That sounds real good little Lisa, real good.” “How is it for you mommy, is he licking you good?” “Oh yes dear, he licks my pussy and my clit too…mmmmmm.”
“Is he gonna make you cum real hard mommy?” “Mommy can’t talk right now ….I oh my….I whew…his tongue is……Oh…..Oh yes….how is his dick ….doing inside you……Oh God….little Lisa….oh baby, yes ….that’s it son…make another mommy cum….yes …it’s…OH GOD…YES….yesyesyesyes…Oh Baby, Lick Mommy ….yessss…eeeeee OH GOD YES!!!
Mom started humping Brad face faster and faster and climaxed and shook steady in Brad face. He then felt her squirt when he fast licked her clit….She yelled…OH…MAKE MOMMY CUM BABY!….and she squirmed and squirted again. Lisa hearing all this, screams out BRAD..YESSSSS and climaxes as he shoots a big load in her hot pussy…he cry’s out OH BABY…OH….OH…Lisa squirms and squirts, twisting her pussy on his dick as she fast rub’s her clit, panting hard and shaking. Lisa puts her squeeze muscles on his dick hard. She and mom moan and shake. Brad continues to lick his mom and makes her jump each time his tongue touches her clit. Lisa feels her mom’s back and reaches up and feels her tits too.
Thursday morning. 9am. Brad wakes, and sits up in bed. Wow, was that ever hot, mom and sister both fucking him. Lisa pokes her head in his room….”Hi lover boy“….”Hi lover sis” he says back. “Stay right there, lover boy.” Soon mom and sis bring in a tray with breakfast.
“Your Majesties Breakfast.” they both say. While he eats, mom let’s them know, that Dad will be home tomorrow, and they will have to sneak to have fun. They all giggle thinking of all the ways to sneak a kiss, a feel, a fuck, a lick and more. Jen comes over and looks in Brads room. She asks If ‘His Majesty’ has had his morning blow job yet, and crawls under the covers and starts sucking his dick. Mom asks Lisa what Jen’s up to upstairs. Lisa replies: “Noth’in much.”
Brad woke up to the sound of his dad’s voice. Jen had spent night with Lisa, and they were coming down for breakfast…but Lisa stopped with Jen to quietly ease dropped on dad and mom.
He told mom he was hiring a secretary, because he was just to over worked. They would be doing some work at home in his office, and she would be traveling with him some. Jen’s face lit up and whispered: (“I want that job!”) to Lisa. Lisa smiled big and nodded her head yes.
Dad was a handsome guy, just worked hard all the time and now he would return to a more regular home life…he thought. Mom just smiled and thought…(’Well good for him, but all those years of no sex for me, he’s not going to mess up what I have now, I hope he can mess around with this new secretary and leave my new sex life alone.’)
It was Saturday and dad relaxed in the den. Jen went on the attack. She walked in the den in her short little shorts and said: “Hi, I’m Lisa’s friend from next door, Jen, I don’t believe we’ve met.” Dad turned and looked at her…smiled at he scanned her hot body and said: “Oh yes, I noticed you next door, lot’s of times, Jen. Wow, you’re a cute one,….say….I’m looking for a secretary, would you maybe be interested?” Jen was stunned, she was all ready to sell him on hiring her…now she didn’t have to. Jen smiled, sat on the arm of his chair and said: “Ooooo…that’s sounds like a job I would like….YES!” She messed with his hair, hugged him, pushing her tits to him and fell on him, ending up in his lap. They giggled and he got a lap full of Jen, and an instant boner with it.
Dad thought….‘I don’t care if she can’t even sharpen a pencil, she’s hired! Damn she always was so sexy next door, and now she’s sitting on my dick and squirming a little. I better have her come in my office, so….I can train her?
He held her in his lap for a while, then Jen whispered: (“..when do we get started…boss?”) He said at 1pm today to come to his ’office’ and he would go over her ’duties’. He stood up, picking her up and swung her around and held her tight to him and let her slowly slide down his front, his dick sliding over her pussy on the way down. Jen just about had an orgasm and gasp for breath. He swatted her ass and sent her on her way. Mom smiled as she was hiding, she quietly saw all this from halfway up the stairs.
Mom went to Lisa’s room. Lisa was looking out her bedroom window. “What cha looking at sweetie?” mom asked. “Oh nothing.” Mom took a look and about peed her panties. She saw Robb and his mom. His mom was in her robe standing drinking a cup of coffee on the back patio. Robb reached around her and fondled her ass. She stepped away, and checked to see if anyone was looking. She set the cup down and pulled Robb over behind the lawn shed. Robb started feeling her ass some more, she looked like she was giggling, and resisted his hands.
He started kissing his mom….long and passionate. She looked around quick, and kissed him back, and felt his dick.
Mom looked out the window stunned. She just never expected they were into that. Jen’s mom was short, blond and built good. Her shortie robe showed her fine legs, like her daughter Jens. Mom got a little tingle in her pussy, watching them. Jen’s mom turned around, checked for anyone watching and lifted up the back of her robe, and back up to Rob. Her cute white ass bumping into Rob’s boner.
Mom was really getting turned on now watching, Lisa too. Lisa stepped in front of her mom, and backed her ass up to her, and lifted up her robe, and backed her ass into mom. She felt her mom’s hands go around her and feel her tits softly, then creep a hand down to Lisa’s pussy.
They still watched out the window. Rob looked all around and took out his boner, his mom backed right into it, and they started fucking real fast. Mom and Lisa didn’t even think about they had the door open to Lisa’s room. As they watched Rob and his mom fucking and Rob feeling his moms tits, Lisa and mom were starting to really get hot and feel each other up good. Mom felt hands go around her waist, and yelped!….Brad smiled and said: “What are you to perverts looking at.” Mom, pulled her hands back and held her heart. Lisa giggled. Brad got behind his mom, feeling her ass and started watching too. Mom whispered (’where’s your dad!’)…Brad said, ’he’s asleep in the den, taking a nap. Mom sighed and backed her ass into Brads front. Brad’s hands found his mom’s tits and massaged them. He looked out the window…and said….’who’s the woman?’ Lisa’s whispered…’that’s Jen’s mom!’ Brad see’s them fucking like rabbits and mutters…’oh my god!’…Rob fucks his mom in the back yard?…they all giggle. Brad had closed Lisa’s door and locked it. He continued feeling his mom as she felt Lisa. He lifted up the back of his mom’s robe and pushed his tent in his mom‘s ass. Mom said, ‘let’s try that on this mommy, ok Brad?’ Brad lowered his boxers and stuck his dick deep in his mom’s pussy. They continued to watch as mom felt Lisa’s little clit, and pushed back on Brad’s fucking her from behind.
Soon Rob’s mom quick turned around, got on her knees and Rob shot cum over and over in her mouth as she jacked him. Lisa moaned with an orgasm, and lost her breath. Brad started fucking his mom fast and rubbing her big clit…he moaned and shot a big load in his mom as she climaxed and moaned rubbing Lisa’s wet pussy. Mom pussy squeezed every drop of cum out of Brad’s dick, as he moaned.
They all went down and had to crawl over to lay on Lisa’s bed panting.
Dad was still napping, dreaming of fucking his new secretary.
The next day, mom was so happy, singing while she cleaned her window on the other side of the house. She started day dreaming about the nice neighbor hood, and on how the couple on this side of the house was so normal…she chuckled to herself. The couple had one child, Tina.
Tina loved to play with their dog, Sparky. Sparky was a great medium size terrier dog, friendly to everybody. She watched as Tina and Sparky played in their back yard with the Frisbee and Tina laughed. As mom watched, Tina fell in the grass laughing, and Sparky came over started humping her leg. Tina laughed more. Then Sparky started licking her little pussy, so she laid on her tummy and hiked her little butt up in the air and flipped the back of her skirt up and pulled her white panties down some. Sparky jumped right on her and started fucking her fast. Tina held real still and her little face got red and she shivered as Sparky shot his load in her.
Tina’s little face strained big as she orgasmed good and shook, then she panted out of breath. She reached back and held Sparky until his knot went down, and then she let him go. She had this smile on her face as she rubbed her little pussy making it feel good.
Mom stood there in shock, and shivered.
She had just watched all this happen before her very own eyes..…..Sparky had just shot his cum in Tina, and Tina loved it! Mom couldn’t believe it gave her such strong hot tingles in her own pussy, as it was so wet now in her panties. Then she realized……she just had an orgasm.
At 1pm Jen came over and her and her new boss, (Max) Lisa’s dad, went into his office so he could train her for her new job as his secretary. Jen was dressed nice. A white long sleeved blouse, a long silver skirt and black hi heels. She had a matching coat and with it, it looked like a power suit for women in business.
Brad, Lisa and mom all looked at her with lust. Dad took her in the office and closed the door. Brad started chasing Lisa immediately and Lisa giggled and ran upstairs. Mom smiled at her kids, but keep thinking about Jen looking so hot in those business clothes. Mom went upstairs and Lisa’s door was closed. She could hear her moaning slightly and knew Brad was making her hot. She thought about Rob fucking his own mom in the back yard, and how hot that was to watch. She wondered if he’d like to mess around with another mommy. She thought about the hidden bed in the garage and how she’d love to get Rob in it and show him how good this mommy could fuck. At lunch time, Jen came out of the office and mom asked her about having Rob come over and look at something in the garage. Jen smiled at mom….and whispered: (“..how about tonight around 9pm be ok?”..) Mom smiled big and nodded yes, and whispered: (“..the back door will be open.“…).
Brad and Lisa were laying in her bed with a new way of fucking. Door locked, and a pillow between their faces to moan in for silence. They were trying it out. Brad was fucking Lisa as she had her legs up on his shoulders and moaning away in the pillow. She had both hands on her clit, rubbing fast as he shot a hot load in her, and he yelled with her in the pillow. Silence as they moaned and shook at their climax and cum.
Finally Lisa’s tossed the pillow and they started kissing and tongues going crazy. Brad smiled and told her she fucked good for a girl. Lisa giggled and said…’if you were a girl, I bet you’d fuck good too’…They kissed and laid on each other for a nap, with Brad’s dick still in her, they liked doing that.
Mom kept checking her bedroom window for Tina playing with Sparky, only this time she had her little digital movie camera in her skirt pocket. She wanted to catch Sparky fucking little Tina this time. That made her so hot, she wanted to masturbate while watching it this time. She wondered what it must feel like to have a dog cum and shoot franticly in you from behind. A shot of tingles ran thru her pussy at the thought of it.
Dad came out of the office and said he and Jen were going down to the company office for a while. Jen looked very business like, and they left. Mom hoped dad would get with Jen, she was a very sexy girl and even made mom hot, when she looked at her sexy body.
It was almost 9pm and dad and Jen were still not back. Mom hoped they were in a motel somewhere. Mom went upstairs and told Lisa and Brad not to come in the garage tonight. They both said…”ok”…and then Lisa thought…and ran into Brads room and said: “I wanna watch who’s fucking mom“. Brad smiled and said: “I know a way, but who do you think it is?” Lisa thought…”Oh…I figured it would be you.” They couldn’t figure out who mom would be getting it on with at 9pm, in the garage. Lisa said it might be Jen, mom has the hots for her. Brad said maybe it’s…somebody new? Now they had to find a way to watch.
Brad remembered that you could get to the attic from wash room next to the garage. He had Lisa stand on the washer and up the went. She went over to the pull stairs and it didn’t close all the way so it was perfect to watch the hidden bed from. Soon mom came out in her shortie robe and laid on the bed. A small light was on and she had the door wide open for Rob. Brad didn’t go up. They all waited and waited….no show from Rob. At 9:30, mom got up to leave when she heard…some clicking noises from the floor…then some more…as she sat on the bed listening…..she looked up, and there was Sparky, the neighbors dog.
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Dad and Jen finished up and the office and went to dinner. Jen decided to let him come to her. She sat all proper as they ate dinner. Dad was dying to get his hands on her, but played it cool. In the car she asked him to park somewhere to ‘just’ talk. Dad found a dark spot and parked. Jen took of her hi heels and turned and put her feet in his lap, right on his dick. She said…’much better, why don’t you take your shoes off too.’ He did and she had him put his feet in her lap, right on her pussy. They smiled at each other and started on to massage their feet. Jen loved to have her feet massaged and squirmed her feet over his now rising dick. Her legs were on the outside of his and she pulled up her skirt to open her legs wider. Dad was dying now looking at her pink panties as her feet massaged his dick. She held his feet and pulled them into her pussy firm. Jen smiled as she knew exactly what she was doing. She loved to watch Max squirm as his tent was rising high now. She rubbed her pussy on his feet and just enjoyed the teasing show. Finally she put her legs down and crawled over to him and looked closely at his tent. She looked up at him and whispered: (“…let me fix this for you”…) Dad froze as she unzipped his pants and took out his big boner. She started licking then sucking it and jacking it fast, he couldn’t take much of this and moaned out…“oh baby!…I have to cum…I…Oh my god“…and shot a huge load in Jen’s mouth. She orgasmed and sucked him and swallowed every load he pumped. Jen got off when a man would cum in her mouth, she loved it and shook with delight.
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Mom reached down and petted Sparky and he sniffed the air. Her robe was open at the bottom and she had no panties on. Sparky just went in and started licking mom’s pussy fast.
She was so shocked and her pussy too, she held him and she couldn’t do a thing. His tongue was very long and went in deep in her pussy like a machine. Mom felt new hot feelings that made her weak and she was losing her breath. Sparky kept at it non stop, and licked her clit fast….mom couldn’t even moan. She was about to have a climax when he stopped. She was weak and held Sparky with her shaking hands trying to catch her breath. Sparky was all fired up now and jumped up on the bed and was trying to mount her side. Mom just laid over and Sparky put his nose under her short robe and start trying mount he upper leg. Mom was having little orgasms now a she felt his long warm dick against her bare skin. She just rolled over and let him mount her from behind.
Lisa can’t believe her eyes. Her mom is letting the neighbors dog fuck her!…. ‘Brad will never believe me…ever.’ Lisa watched Sparky go for it and mom helped him put is long dick in her pussy, like she saw Tina do. Then she felt his dick go all the way in her to her cervix and pound her pussy in a frantic fuck and faster and faster. Mom was in heaven with hot tingles running all through her pussy. Then she felt a cum bomb go off inside her. A huge load of hot cum came out of Sparky like she couldn’t believe and he kept fucking her hard. His cum was running out on the floor and he still kept fucking mom. He stopped. Mom felt pressure as his knot swelled big inside her tired pussy. She felt like she had been raped by 10 guys, her pussy was numb with pleasure. Sparky tried to turn. Mom remembered and held him until the knot went down. Finally he got off mom and went lick himself. Cum all over the floor, dripping out of her numb sore pussy. Wow…she thought, what a dog. Lisa’s shorts were all wet at her pussy from just watching it all, she was out of breath too. She waited as mom rested, and then climbed down and went out the wash room. She quick went in her room and changed her shorts and panties. She saw Brad on his computer, and went in his room, all exhausted. Brad looked puzzled and asked: w
“Who was it, a guy or girl that mom met in the garage? Lisa start giggling and couldn’t stop, she tried and got tears in her eyes, then giggled some more holding her stomach……. Finally she managed to say:,……
”You just ain’t gonna believe me brother!”
Brad looked at Lisa and said: “So, tell me who it was.” Lisa again tried to not giggle and tell him. She said…’not a who…and it!’…Brad looked at her like she’d lost her mind. She finally settled down and told the whole story. Brad didn’t believe her at all. Mom never told anyone about watching Tina next door letting Sparky her dog fuck her. Finally Lisa told brad what she saw and he began to believe her. Brad said, the one time I decide not to go and watch…. damn! loved to see that! Lisa told every detail of it and that somebody was a ‘no show’ or…Sparky was her hot date. Brad said, ‘she’ll do it again I bet, and I’ll be there to watch this time!
Mom went to bed after her shower but couldn’t sleep. Dad came home, showered and kissed his wife warmly and got the bed with her. Mom wondered at his happy face and that he hadn’t kissed her goodnight for years. She knew now Jen and him were hitting it off, big time. Now she was happy that he had a hot young wild girl to keep him entertained, and not her. He went right to sleep. Mom quietly got up and went and smelled his clothes…ahhh…Jen’s perfume, and fresh cum spots on his pants. Good, good she was happy now, knowing she could have wild sex with her kids, and others….oh my god…others. Her heart jumped at the thought of anyone ever finding out she let a dog fuck her…and worse…she liked it! She thought back how Sparky felt on her.
His warm belly on her back and butt cheeks, his hot feeling long dick slapping her pussy, trying to get it in. The feel of his hot dick in her hands as she helped him find her pussy hole. He touched her cervix with every stroke and it made her so weak with pleasure she was helpless to stop him…but didn’t want to stop him, it just felt too damn good to stop him. The feel of him exploding his massive amount of cum in her and just kept fucking as he flooded her pussy. She stopped thinking about it. Stop, stop, stop, stop it! She went down stairs to get a drink and relax. Brad and Lisa could get to sleep either and came and joined her on the couch. They knew their mom well, and knew she would be stressed about Sparky fucking her. They sat on either side of her and Lisa laid her head on mom’s shoulder and played with her tits. Mom closed her eyes and smiled and started to relax. Brad played with the inside of her leg and rubbed her pussy softly.
Now mom was really relaxed. Brad kissed his mom warmly and said: “Mom, Lisa and I did a bad thing. We know about Sparky.” Mom gulped and coughed as Brad soothed her…..”It’s ok mom, it will never leave our lips.” She caught her breath, and finally smiled. She put her arms around her two kids. “My two little perverts, and their pervert mom.” They all laughed out loud. She told them the whole story. Brad and Lisa were dying to hear how it went. She explained it all in detail. “Wow, Lisa said, you know I have to try out Sparky myself.” Mom smiled and looked at Brad, “And you just know mommy and Brad have to watch it!” They all laughed again! Lisa asked: “Was that who you were waiting for…Sparky?” “No, I was waiting for Robb, but he never showed. Maybe Jen didn’t get a chance to tell him.” Brad smiled and said: “I know one thing, Robb spends a lot of time at Marks house, fucking Marks mom, Maggie. He’s got a thing for her and fucks her every time he get the chance. Maggie even says to Mark, “Why don’t you invite you little friend Robb over this evening, I’ll be going to bed early but you boys can play together…ok?” Mom mumbled what a big fake she is. Pretending not to be a whore. I should go over there and fuck her myself. Brad and Lisa just grinned real big and both said: “Do it, do it, do it, mom!…she eats pussy too!” Mom grinned big, but didn’t say a word. Then she started laughing and couldn’t stop, she held her stomach and laughed some more. Brad and Lisa just looked at each other puzzled. Mom got tears in eyes and couldn’t get the words out…she kept trying…..finally got out the word…..”S…S….Sparky!”
….Now they all cracked up and laughed and held their sides laughing….Lisa, wiped her tears and asked: “We have to dognap Sparky!!”
It was too good to pass up. The next day mom wandered over to Tina’s yard and talked to her, and petted Sparky, she told her how she liked Sparky and ask if sometimes if she gets lonely, could Sparky spend the night with her and keep her company. Tina said sure, he’s not our dog anyway…“Oh“…he just hangs around here when I play in the back yard. He’s a fun dog. “Who does he belong to Tina?”…mom asked. “Nobody he had no tags, he just hangs around if you feed him, he’ll stay with you. I give him doggy treats in my back yard, and he hugs me.” Mom grinned and thought…I know he does little Tina…I’ve seen the way he ‘hugs’ you..
Now mom had a inner chuckle and let Brad and Lisa set up a session with Sparky and Maggie.
Brad just had to let mom know. If Maggie ever gave her a hard time at work, just show her this picture of Maggie and her son Mark fucking. Mom’s eyes went wide and she said…”Oh my god, oh my god…it this real?”. Brad said is sure was, that Lisa got in and took the picture! Mom held on to the picture like it was gold. Brad said to keep it, he had it on disk and could print out more at anytime.
Mom was grinning and quiet. Brad said…”Mom…what are you up to now…oh mom…hey mom.”
Mom was just thinking about how now, she could shut up Maggie’s mouth at her work forever. It was time for a little friendly blackmail.
Lisa checked her window the next day. She saw Robb eyeball his mom and hold her while he copped a feel. They giggled and left to go in the house. She saw something in their own back yard. A Frisbee fly by. Then she saw Sparky chase it and return it where Lisa couldn’t see. Then again.
Then she saw mom walking towards Sparky and sit in the grass and pet Sparky. Mom had on a short skirt. It looked like she had no panties on.
Lisa thought….oh my god, not in our own back yard…mom…OH Shit, where’s Brad’s video camera. She went in Brads room and found it. She started taking a video of mom and Sparky. Nothing, just playing. Then mom looked all around and started feeling Sparky’s dick. She went over behind some bushes, but Lisa could still see her. Mom laid in the grass and stuck her butt up in the air. Sparky mounted her and started fucking fast as hell. He finished and mom held him until his knot went down, and then let him go lick himself. Mom laid there holding her pussy with a towel for a while, then looked all around stood up and brushed herself off and went in the garage. Lisa stopped the video and smiled to herself. She thought…‘Brad brother, have I got a video for you to see‘….
Lisa showed Brad the video of their mom letting Sparky fuck her in their back yard. Brad and her laughed and just shook their heads. What a horny mom we’ve got, they said. Of course Lisa had to try Sparky, and Brad watched in Lisa’s bedroom as Sparky fucked Lisa real good. Next time she sucked Sparky off, then next time she had Brad get naked on her bed. She sucked Brad to cum while Sparky fucked her behind from behind. She called it ’Lisa’s grand slam!’.
Sparky got a new red, diamond studded collar, with big tags on it, and slept in mom’s or Lisa’s room all the time.
Mom continued to have sex with her son, and daughter, Sparky-the dog, Robb and Jen from next door and with her sleep mask on, Mark, Maggie’s son. Mom and Maggie get along fine now, mom goes over with her sleep mask too, and they have blind hot women sex with other. Mom even fucked Jen’s dad, when he saw her fucking Sparky in the back yard, then fucked him to keep from telling anyone.
Brad got with Robb and Jen’s mom and they can’t get enough of each other. Jen keep’s dad all fucked out, all the time.
This family still goes on today, in a normal looking neighbor hood. No one driving by would know………
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A beautiful girl and her boyfriend get kidnapped and sexually dominated, learning something surprising about themselves.
sleep sex at a wild birthday party
here is a go at the male side of my mind lol, im good like that…..
Would you sacrifice your lover for immortality?
Sex shop shopping spree.
My wife June returned home with her friend Kate from their weekly shopping having almost melted her credit card. They talked about a new sex shop that had opened in the mall which was attracting a lot of attention especially with the giving out of free flavored condoms in front of the shop. They did not go in as there were so many people around and because of the taboos associated with it. We opened a bottle of wine and chatted about the things we would expect to find inside. Kate told us openly that she had three vibrators at home each with a different function –she even described one of them in detail saying that it had two “dicks” one for each hole.
I was of course getting very aroused at the conversation but June was a little embarrassed. Kate finally left and after a further bottle of wine, we fucked each other with more passion than usual. As I was fucking June, I couldn’t help but think about Kate playing with her toy with one dick inside her beautiful “jelly mould ass”.
Some weeks passed until one day we were out shopping together and passed the new sex shop. To my surprise, June suggested we go in. Inside there was every kind of sexual contraption you could think about and others that you couldn’t. There must have been over a hundred dildos of varying size, colors, shape and texture. June took such an open interest in them and even asked the female assistant for some advice. Finally she picked out six of varying size which included a double dick. As an opening promotion, the shop gave her a free butt plug with each dildo bought.
We returned home and looked through the new toys. We tried to decide what the purpose of the butt plug would be but apart from a fart stopper or a travel aid for diarrhea, we were stumped. I was then packed off to the local store to buy the batteries that were as usual not included.
As with every fourth Saturday in the week, June and Kate would go out to a wine bar together whilst Kate’s husband Dave and I had a boys night in with a few beers and a chat. After half a dozen beers or so, I told Dave of our shopping trip and purchases. He said that he and Kate had been using dildos during sex for years and told of how better their orgasms had become. I asked him about the function of the butt plug because for me it seemed a little boring as it didn’t vibrate or anything. He laughed and said that they often used it after anal sex. He would fuck Kate in the ass and after cumming would push the plug in to stop the cum from running out. After reviving, he would remove the plug and either fuck her again or sometimes suck the cum out. Fuck that’s sick I thought but on reflection and the thought of his wife’s ass, it was more than erotic.
A few beers and a few joints later, the girls arrived back home both quite pissed. They were both famished so I made them a snack and they started on the remainder of the beers. Dave helped out by skinning up a few more joints which were of scud status. Half an hour later we were all as high and relaxed as could be. I told June that I had found out what the butt plugs were for only to have her tell me that Kate had already told her. June said that we should give one a road test as it sounded odd. Kate said that as Dave and her were experienced, they should do a demo for us first.
I was fucked from the beers and the smoke but this almost sobered me up. Kate asked June if she could shower first and they both disappeared. Kate returned first with one of June’s smallest G strings on and without a bra. She danced around and then laid down next to Dave and played with her pussy along side of the string. Dave excused himself and went off to shower. Meanwhile June came in wearing her sexiest sheer white underwear and sat down next to Kate. They were both in a fit of giggling and started playing with each other’s tits. My dick wanted to explode. I heard Dave coming back in so I scurried off to the shower.
On my return, I found Dave flat on his back with June straddling his face whilst Kate sucked him off. June was visibly shaking as she seemed to go through endless orgasms. Kate was sucking Dave and playing with his balls and had what appeared to be a couple of fingers in his ass which she pulled out from time to time and sucked. June was spent and flopped on the floor covered in sweat. Her little white panties still pulled to one side were soaked. She finally gathered enough strength to crawl over to her hand bag and remove the 2 dick dildo. She got behind Kate and bent down to eat her. Even a few meters away, I could see Kate’s juices running out of her. June scooped some of them up and started lubing up Kate’s ass. Then she pushed the 2 dick toy in her and turned it on. Kate immediately dropped Dave’s dick from her mouth and moaned like a woman possessed. June was almost having trouble holding the toy as Kate pushed back on to it until the whole thing filled her holes. She bucked and screamed herself to orgasm and finally collapsed on the floor. Her legs were open so June got down and feasted on her prize.
Kate got on all fours and told Dave to get on with the show. He eagerly pulled on his dick a few times then slowly pushed it into her ass. It was all so quick and his whole dick disappeared so quickly. Dave fucked her hard for around 5 minutes before he started to come. It took him a good minute to blow his load completely and fill her ass. He pulled out slowly and June came over and asked if she could help and pushed a butt plug inside Kate’s ass. She then turned to Dave and sucked his cock clean.
Dave changed positions and said that it would be an honor to get June ready for the first trial. He got behind her and licked her pussy and ass. Little by little he managed to get 3 fingers in her ass as she climaxed. I moved over behind her and prepared to enter her ass. Kate came over and stopped me saying that my dick was too dry and that I would hurt her. Kate bent over and she reached back and slowly removed the plug from her ass. Dave told me to lube up first and I pushed my dick into her cum filled ass which felt like nothing ever before. A few strokes and I was ready to come but that would not be fair to June. I reluctantly pulled out and my dick was covered in Dave’s cum. I pushed against June’s ass and my cock went in quite easily. I fucked her like I have never done before and blew a huge load into her ass. Kate was waiting with the butt plug for when I withdrew. June seemed to like the feeling of having her ass full of cum and a toy holding it in.
Dave was trying to put the plug back in Kate’s oiling machine but gave up and decided she needed eating out. He pulled her on top of him and she lowered her ass hole right over his tongue. I have never seen so much cum anywhere but he ate the lot. June sat on the sofa still with the plug in her ass. Kate sat next to her and played with her pussy. June soon came again and returned the attention to Kate by burying her head in her pussy. Dave thought that June’s plug should be checked and volunteered for the job. He laid down under the sofa and quickly pulled the plug out which sent a stream of cum down on his face. Kate joined him and licked his face clean.
We all relaxed a while and even had a short interval of joints and coffees. No one looked awkward or even surprised at what had happened. Kate had her legs spread wide open and I could see her ass was gapping open. Dave noticed too and also my interest and pulled Kate down on the floor on top of him. He was soon inside her gaping ass again and told me to come in from behind. It was difficult at first and the sensation of my dick against his was strange. Soon we were in rhythm and Kate was really enjoying the double ass fuck. June straddled us and bent over in front of me and stuck her ass in my face to lick. I drove my tongue in her and drove my dick as far as it would go in Kate’s ass. We all climaxed together with June spraying us all from her pussy, Kate shook and Dave and I pumped for all we were worth. We all collapsed exhausted. Only Kate mustered enough strength to pop a plug into her gaping ass. The final act came some minutes later when the 3 of us laid down with our heads touching each other as June pulled out Kate’s plug as she straddled our faces. The cum was a bucket full of whitish, brownish liquid which we all enjoyed.
We now have a collection of 32 different plugs and are regulars and the new shop.
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Christmas Eve
A man is about to jump off London Bridge when he hears a voice behind him. It’s Santa Claus.
“Why do this? It’s Christmas Eve?” Santa says.
“Because I’ve lost my job, ” the man answered, ” my wife has left me, and I have no presents for the kids.”
“Ah, I can grant you 3 wishes, ” replied Santa, “So when you get up tomorrow your job will be there, your wife will be waiting for you, and there’ll be presents for the children.”
“Oh Santa – however can I repay you?” gasped the man.
“Well – not a lot of people know this, ” came the reply, “But old Santa is gay, you could bend over for me, the elves aren’t much good at it.”
“Dunno ’bout that, ” the man said.
“Oh, go on, ” Santa urged, “After all – I granted you 3 wishes, don’t be so ungrateful.”
“Ok, ” the man sighed, as he unzipped his trousers.
Santa did the biz and when he finished the man pulled his trousers back up.
Santa looks at the man and asks “How old are you?”
“47, ” came the reply.
“What? And you still believe in Santa Claus?”
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Rabbit Hole
Three brothers are traveling along a road, and their car dies. They all get out of the car, and start walking to a barn that’s a little ways away. When they get their, the farmer comes out of the barn, and offers them a room for one night.
He says to the first one, “You can sleep with the pigs,” the second guy,” you can sleep with the cows”, and the third guy, “I like the cut of your jib. You can sleep with my 18 duaghters.”
The next morning, he asks everyone how they slept. The first man said, “I slept like a pig.”
The second man said ,”I slept like a cow.”
The third guy said, “I slept like a rabbit. I jumped from hole, to hole, to hole.”
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A night with the princess
A King had to leave his Kingdom for some business. He was afraid that his only Daughter would be taken advantage of by some of the Guards because she was a very deep sleeper. So before he left, he slipped a razor blade between the lips of her vagina.
The King left. That night, three of the Guards did plan to Fuck the Princess.
The First Guard went into her room. From outside of the room, the other two Guards listened. Suddenly, they heard the First Guard scream. He came out. The other two Guards asked why he screamed. Embarrassed, he said that it was so good that he couldn’t control himself. This made the other two smile.
The Second Guard went in. After some time? Ahhhhh!!! The Second Guard came out. The Third Guard asked what happened. Just as embarrassed as the First Guard, the Second Guard said that it felt so good that he couldn’t control himself. The Third Guard smiled.
The Third Guard went into the room. He went up to the Princess and lifted her dress. Outside, the other two Guards listened. Mmmmmhhhh!?! The other two Guards took off! The next morning, the King came back. He suspected that his Guards tried to fuck his daughter. He told them to drop their pants. Each of them did. Two of them had sliced dicks, but the third one didn?t. Confused, the King asked why. He stuck his tongue out and said, ?I neba pry fuk ur dahta, I wet lik ur dahta?!
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The Pickle Man
This couple comes to a new town and the guy gets a job at the local pickle factory. A few years go by and each year he wins the employee of the year award. One day in the 3rd year, he comes home looking all depressed.
His wife asks him what the matter is, to which he responds that he got fired.
“FIRED?!? How can you get fired, you’re always employee of the year!!” she asked, stunned.
To this he responds that he had another fantasy that he needed to fulfill and it got him fired…
“Oh no, not again…What did you do this time?” she asks.
Well, I always fantasized about sticking my willy in the pickle slicer.
“You didn’t!” she hoped.
He blushed and replied, “Well, yes I did.”
Then she asks, “Did it hurt?”
“No no really,” answers the man.
Puzzled she then asks, “Well what happened to the pickle slicer??”
He answers, “Oh, *she* got fired too!”
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Psychiatrist Observations
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children.
“You all have obsessions,” he observed.
To the first mother, he said, “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.”
He turned to the second mom. “Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child’s name, Penny.”
At this point, the third mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, “Come on, Dick, let’s go.”
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Baby Hermaphrodite
A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in and he says, “I have to tell you something about your baby.”
The woman sits up in bed and says, “What’s wrong with my baby doctor? What’s wrong?”
The doctor says, “Well, now, nothing’s wrong, exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite.”
The woman is confused. “A hermaphrodite….. what’s that?”
The doctor replies, “Well, it means your baby has the…….er……features….of a male and a female.”
The woman turns pale. She says, “Oh MY GOD! you mean it has a penis….. AND a brain.
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I Don’t Think So!
Kate was standing in the kitchen cooking dinner.
Her husband Paul was in the living room drinking a beer and watching the game.
“Honey, you need to come in here and fix the fridge. The door is broke and if you don’t fix it the food will go bad.” Kate said.
Paul yells back, “Who do I look like the GE man, I Don’t think so.”
A little while later Kate says, “Honey, you need to fix the hall light, it’s out.”
“Who do I look like an electrician, I don’t think so, ” Paul says.
A few minutes later Kate says, “Honey, you need to fix the porch step before someone gets hurt on it.”
Paul quickly replies, “Who do I look like a carpenter, I don’t think so.”
Frustrated, he gets up and leaves.
He decides to go to a bar down the road.
After the game was over, he began to feel slightly guilty for the way he treated his wife so he went on home.
He comes up the porch and realizes that the step is fixed.
He walked into the house and noticed that the hall light was fixed.
He walked into the kitchen to get a cold beer and noticed that the fridge was fixed.
Paul sees his wife and says, “Babe, how did you fix all this.”
She looked at him and said, “Well after you left I began to cry on the porch.
A fine young man walked past and noticed I was crying and he asked me what he could do to help.
He fixed everything.
I asked him what I could do for payment.
He said I could either bake him a cake or sleep with him.”
Paul says, “Well, what kind of cake did you bake him?”
Kate looks at him and replies, “Who do I look like Betty Crocker, I don’t think so!”
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10 Things Not To Tell Your Boyfriend
10. Oh come on! Who’s gonna find out?
9. Well, your brother likes it this way.
8. Eeewww! Put that back in your shorts!
7. Dare to compare?
6. Can you go to the store and get me some tampons?
5. Is it supposed to bend that way?
4. Can I twist your wiener into a poodle?
3. Just go away I can finish myself!
2. I’m pregnant. . . . Ha just kidding!
1. Is it in yet?
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Shopping for a Husband
A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 – These men have jobs.
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, “Well, that’s better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what’s further up?” So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 – These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman remarks to herself, “That’s great, but I wonder what’s further up?” And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
“Hmmm, better” she says. “But I wonder what’s upstairs?”
The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.
“Wow!” exclaims the woman, “very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!” And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
“Oh, mercy me! But just think… what must be awaiting me further on?” So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 – You are visitor 6,875,953,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
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Satan’s Sister
One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Smithville wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives, their families, etc.
Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate.
Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sit calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God’s ultimate enemy is in his presence. This confuses Satan a bit.
Satan walks up to the man and says, “Hey, don’t you know who I am?”
The man says, “Yep, sure do.”
Satan says, “Well, aren’t you afraid of me?”
The man says, “Nope, sure ain’t.”
Satan, perturbed, says, “And why aren’t you afraid of me?”
“Well, I’ve been married to your sister for 25 years.”
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No Taking For 30 Days
One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants.
The man says “Oh just a beer”.
The bartender asked the man “Whats wrong,why are you so down today?”.
The man said “My wife and i got into a fight,and she said she would’nt talk to me for a month”.
The bartender said “So whats wrong with that”?
The man siad “Well the month is up tonight”.
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More Moaning
Morris comes home to find his wife, Sadie, crying. “I found out from Mrs. Goldberg that you’ve been having an affair with that cheap secretary in your office. Why would you do that to me? Haven’t I always been the good wife? I’ve cooked for you, raised your children, and I’ve always been by your side for thirty-five years. What haven’t I done to make you happy?”
Embarrassed, Morris confesses, “It’s true, Sadie, you’ve been the best wife a man could hope for. You make me happy in all ways but one. You don’t moan when we have sex!”
Sadie questions: “If I moaned when we had sex, you’d stop running around?! All right, come to the bedroom so I can show you that I, too, can moan during sex!”
So they retire to the bedroom, get undressed, and climb beneath the sheets. As they begin to kiss, Sadie asks, “Now, Morris, should I moan now?” “No not yet.”
Morris begins fondling Sadie. “What about now, Morris? Should I moan now?” “No, I’ll tell you when!”
He climbs on top of Sophie and begins to have intercourse. “Is it time for me to moan, Morris?” “Wait, I’ll tell you when.”
Moments later, in the heat of passion, seconds before reaching climax, Morris yells “Now, Sadie, moan! MOAN!”
“OY! You wouldn’t BELIEVE what a day I had!”
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