Smart employee
Introduction:
A joke for the ppl who never heard it before.
employee: “Boss i can’t come to work today.”
Boss : “why?”
employee : “boss i am sick”
Boss: “When I’m sick I have sex with my wife i keep fucking her ass until she start crying believe it or not anal makes me feel better, try it.”
employee: “ok if you say so”
Later employee called back: “It worked. i am feeling better now. You have a nice house!” 😀