I was the talk of the bar crowd (Shit probably the town) for quite a while after that night I boned a Lesbian. And it wouldn’t be my first time either.
I don’t quite remember the girl’s name. I never saw her shortly after that. Honestly, nobody in my inner circle had seen her after that except for a few days. For the sake of the story let’s call her Julie.

On Thursday nights we all would go down to the club for karaoke where my friend Dawn was the host. There was this lesbian couple there. It was quite obvious the two were dykes. One played the dude and would dress like a guy with short hair. She was skinny, with no tits and had her hair tied behind her back with a low deep voice. Julie on the other hand was quite the Barbie doll type. A bit unusually sexy for a lesbian I might add.

Julie was probably in her early 20’s (As I was in my later 20’s), with long curly hair, beautiful blue eyes, a decent rack and a tight ass. I must admit I never in a million years considered Julie to be ‘On The Table’ considering she was with her chick. In my mind, Lesbos were not at all interested in men, even though a lot I know had been with men but turned all out dyke either because some dude hurt them really bad or they just were in denial about it for a long time.
Julie and I got along really well from the first time I met her. She would always act very flirtatious towards me. I really didn’t think too much of it because I thought that’s just how some women are. She liked my singing voice and would always put in a request for me to do songs.

One night I was singing and she huddled around me, dancing around me, making mild body contact as her dyke girlfriend watched on. Again, it never really raised an eyebrow for me because of her sexuality. I would go along with it and sometimes ‘Ham It Up’ but never really tried to purposely flirt with her. We danced sometimes and I will admit there were brief moments where I’d end up getting a good stiffy as she would move about my body.

On one particular night, it was business as usual at the bar. I was quite lit and would rock out a few tunes at the microphone and she would egg me on. I would purposely try not to overdo it with her in case her girlfriend would get jealous. The last thing I needed was two dykes fighting over me.
After I sang one song in particular she requested I had to pee really bad. I went into the mens room to piss and a few seconds later she followed behind me and locked the door. She wasted no time whatsoever and began to undo my jeans.

“What are you doing?” I said to her as she had her hand down my underwear feeling my rock hard cock.

“Shhh!” she said putting her index finger over her mouth as she looked into my eyes.

She then proceeded to pull out my cock and just start blowing me right there in the bathroom.

“Tell me when you’re about to cum” she said as I felt her dick sucking lips engulf my Johnson.

She continued to work it for a good 5 minutes before I was about to explode all over her face.

“Ugh! I’m gonna cum!” I yelled out.

“Stop!” she yelled back and put my cock back in my underwear and pulled the zipper back up my jeans.

“What the hell?” I yelled in disbelief.

“You need to follow me quietly” she said as she took my hand and opened the bathroom door.

She thought she took me out of the bar unnoticed but apparently a few people did see us leave together.

We went out the back door and climbed into her truck where she began to drive away.

“Ugh, where are you taking me?” I said puzzled.

“To my place” she said “And I don’t want to hear any flack from you!” she said as she continued to drive.

“But what about your bitch? Oh man! Is this really happening?” I said.

She just kept driving and we got to her apartment which was less than a mile away. She took me inside and as soon as we got in the door she got down on her knees, took out my cock and resumed sucking my cock. This was hot! I thought to myself as she then led me to her bedroom.

She closed the door, took off her shirt and her skirt revealing her big ass titties bouncing out of her bra. She had no panties on (She wasn’t wearing any to begin with) then she threw me down on the bed. She wasted no time taking off my pants and proceeded to suck me more. Here head bobbed up and down quickly. She spit several times on my throbbing cock as she continued to work it hard and fast. A few minutes into it she took off her bra revealing her big white tits and began to rub my cock between them. I was so turned on and stunned at the same time I didn’t know what to do.

She then climbed on top of my dick and started to ride me hard. Really hard, like she never had dick before in her whole life. Who knows? Maybe she didn’t? I had my hands on her ass cheeks as she bounced up and down. Her tits were flopping everywhere!

I then threw her down on her back and began to eat that lesbian pussy with everything I had.

“Oh my God! Nobody’s ever gone down on me like this before, not even my girlfriend!” she said as her body began to quake uncontrollably.

I quickly got up, turned her over and began fucking her first from behind, then laying down sideways while I cupped those big titties in my hands.

“Oh shit! I’m going to explode!” I yelled.

“No wait! I want you to come on my face!” she said trying to catch her breath.

I then stood up next to the bed and positioned my cock over her face and slowly busted my nut in her mouth, on her tongue and over her face as she laid there rubbing her tits.

“Get dressed quick!” she yelled before getting up and putting her clothes back on.

I swear to God less, than 30 seconds later we were out the door and back to the bar.

We walked in the back door to make it look like nothing ever happened. A few people asked where we went and we told them we just went out for a pack of smokes. It seemed like we were only gone for 15 minutes tops but it ended up being like 30 minutes. Her lady was pretty pissed considering she just left without telling her.

I left the bar to go home earlier that night and somehow Julie and her girl got into a fight and word in the heat of the moment she told her bitch that she took me home and fucked me to which from what I understand the bar erupted in “Ah’s and Oh’s”.

To make a long story short, I went back there the next day, I received a standing ovation by all the regulars there and free drinks for the night. They were totally impressed that I had boned a lesbian. Nobody would have heard about it though if she had just kept her mouth shut after getting back to the bar because it really did seem like people did by the cigarette run story.

Later that night the next day Julie walked in the bar and we got fucked up the rest of the night joking and laughing about it all.

“That little cunt!” she said.

“Well she wouldn’t have known anything if you had just kept your mouth shut!” I said jokingly to her.

“That bitch, ugh…I love her but sometimes she just pushes my buttons” she said nodding her head.

“Why did you do fuck me anyway?” I asked her as everyone inside the bar at this point was listening intently.

“I wanted to see what it’s like and quite honestly you’re a handsome man. I mean I enjoyed it I must say but no offense to you, I still prefer the pussycat” she told me.

“Well, am I your first?”

“Yeah you were, it was hot! Don’t know if I would do dick again, but it certainly was hot” she went on to say staring straight in my eyes.

After that night of debauchery (The night after the fuck) I never saw her again. Not that I was looking for her. And the funny thing about it is that I never really thought to seek her out again after that. Like I said I don’t even remember her real name!

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