Job/Place-of-work

My Co-Worker: The Perfect Slut

A true story about one of my co-workers whom I’ve become intimately familar with over the past few months. I thought I’d be fun to write something on here for others to enjoy. And I may even add some more of our exploits as I’m sure we will continue to see each other.

new job; new start; not for fiona 10:

The little arrangement I’d cooked up with Donald was working an absolute treat, almost daily I was receiving DVD’s that showed Fiona being screwed in various locations around the warehouse; but what I was most happy about was the cheques I’d began to receive on a monthly basis. It was clear from the amount landing on my doormat that Fiona’s services were being put to good use and seemed to be paying dividends like I’d promised Donald. DVD’s were also coming through of her entertaining these new clients in a special room reserved for such dealings on the top floor near Donald’s office.
After opening my fourth cheque in as many months Fiona had already earned me treble my yearly wage; so I scribbled up my notice and posted into my employer and decided never to return, not like I needed to when Fiona was earning me a pretty penny and I still had Alice to offer Donald yet. On the fifth month I decided to pop up to the warehouse and see how things were going, after all Donald had gave me a key and said I could come and go as I pleased it was just a shame id been so busy lately.
I arrived at the warehouse a little after ten in the morning and encountered no problems; just as Donald had assured me; in making it up to the top floor where his office was. It came as no great shock when I turned the corner to head to Donald’s office and came across Fiona on her knees blowing Gary’s cock near the coffee machine; we greeted each other and I carried on to Donald’s office quickly catching Fiona’s eye as I went by, which seemed to make her suck his cock that little bit harder.
I found Donald sat as his desk talking quickly and sharply into the phone in what seemed like some sort of negotiation; I pulled up the seat opposite t his direction and waited for him to finish his obvious urgent call. From what I could gather from the call it seemed like there was some sort of disagreement about the price per pallet that Donald charged for using his warehouse, the call ended not long after and Donald didn’t seem too pleased with how it had gone; but he left that aside as he spoke to me whilst making me a coffee.
We briefly talked about how Fiona was getting on and Donald was unable to hide his joy as he reeled off the list of extra business that had come his way just because he could offer something extra, and slightly different on the negotiation table. And from the way his conversation had just gone I was sure he’d be using his unique bargaining chip again shortly. I also reminded him that it was now time for my fee to increase to the ten percent like we’d agreed and Donald told me that he had remembered and the next cheque at the increased rate was already in the post.
“Have you been getting all the DVD’s?” asked Donald
“Yes they’ve been arriving without a problem Donald and I’m very happy with the quality I must say”
“The equipment cost a lot of money as you know”
“I’m a little curious as to why only eight of you seem to be using Fiona; except obviously additional clients? I’m sure I agreed that Fiona could be used by any employee in the company?”
“Yes and I fully understand that it’s just that I can’t very well stick a notice up on the wall advertising that our business manager is now a very well paid company whore can I!!?” Donald said laughing and sitting back in his chair. “You must remember that I still employee a lot of people that would take serious offence to what I was offering and could well have a detrimental effect on business if it was leaked to the wrong people, if you catch my drift”
“I understand but I’d like to see her get fucked by someone else occasionally; if you get my drift Donald? So maybe you need to devise a way for your employees to get a share of the services on offer. Anyway Donald I’m probably going to spend a couple of hours here just to see how Fiona’s doing and then I must dash as I’ve got a party to attend later”
With that I left Donald’s office and went to head to the cctv room, Fiona was no longer by the coffee machine sucking Gary off as I saw him sat at his desk talking to Graham. I found Fiona sat on a high stool in the middle of the waiting area. The stool was a tool metal and leather thing with a low back that Fiona had her arms resting on as she was sat the wrong way round on it. I approached her quietly from behind and ran my hand across her bare bum cheeks that were exposed because her trousers and knickers were round her ankles that were resting on the stainless steel bar running round the bottom of the high stool.
I didn’t notice at first but just poking out from between her pink cunt lips was a end of something purple; I pinched the end with my thumb and fore finger and eased it out slowly and Fiona began to groan softly. I continued easing out the now visible thick long purple dildo until the whole eight inch slimy rubber cock was free from her tunnel.
“What’s this for then Fiona?”
“I have to sit her with the dildo inside me until someone calls me or comes around to use me”
“Oh I see” I said rubbing it back around her fleshy folds for a few seconds before easing it back inside until only little bit was visible again between her lips. I walked round to the front of her to see that she was also wearing them eye things that you wear to sleep in, I’d totally not noticed them until now. “Are these so you can’t see who’s fucking you Fiona?”
“Yes, but if its people from this company I can tell by their cocks now”
This was probably true as it was only a group of eight from within the company using her and I’m sure she’d probably had enough of their cocks to know each and every vein on them. I pushed her back a little so that she was sat more upright and then undid all the buttons on her shirt and pulled the front of her bra down so her huge tits and gorgeous nipples were on show; I then told her to lean back forward making sure her tits were hanging on the far side of the stool top in full view of anybody that came up. I thought it’d be a good idea to play with her sensitive nipples for a bit and get them nice and hard and erect. Fiona absolutely loves having her nipples played with and if played with for long enough she’ll actually come from it.
I didn’t have time to play for too long as a bell rang out down the corridor and she got up off the stool and pulled her knickers and trousers up leaving the big dildo buried in her cunt and walked towards the sound of the bell that jangled again. She left her tits hanging out though and I followed her as she made her way to Graham’s office.
“Right you slag” Graham said coming from behind his desk and approaching Fiona, he stopped as I entered the office behind her.
“Carry on as normal Graham I’m here for a few hours to see how Fiona goes about her daily jobs and so far I’m impressed.”
“Oh I see I thought we’d of seen you more often”
“No I’ve been really busy but now Fiona’s earning me such good money I’m going to have more free time as I’ve no need to work any longer” I said laughing and slapping Fiona’s arse.
“Where was I anyway” Graham said scratching his head a moment “Oh yeah that’s it. Right slag Shaun wants you down in his office right away” he slapped her across her left breast connecting directly on her erect nipple making her flinch and yelp. “Well get going he said right away”.
This made a nice opportunity for me to see how she was treated by the others so I followed her down to Shaun O’Hanlon’s office. Fiona had put her tits away by the time we’d got to the lift but she had to take her time walking as the dildo still wedged in her cunt was making walking pretty difficult. We passed many a worker on the way and it was clear that none of them knew of Fiona’s new role as most didn’t even acknowledge her. There was definitely more men than women as is often the case with warehouse work and there seemed to be a lot of eastern Europeans and Africans around the place.
Anyway we eventually came to Shaun’s small office over in the corner behind a storage area on the second floor and Fiona knocked once before entering leaving me to follow behind. Shaun started on her straight away.
“Where the fuck have you been you stupid whore I’ve been waiting five minutes for fucks sake…..”
Again like Graham he stopped as he saw me enter and I had to explain to him that he was to carry on as normal.
“You must be…..”
“Yep that’s right, this filthy cunts owner if you want to put it like that. I’ll just sit over here so ignore me Shaun and carry on with what you were going to do”
“Ok no worries” and with that he burst back into his triad of abuse calling her every derogatory name under the sun whilst pulling her round to his side of the desk and pushing her forwards across it so she was facing me. “Pull your fucking trousers down” he said to Fiona as he hurriedly wrestled with his own jeans and boxers letting them fall around his ankles freeing up his stiffening cock that he began to wank quickly. Fiona had now let her trousers fall and was just pulling her knickers down when Shaun grabbed them. “Quicker bitch” he said tearing them down with force and almost ripping the flimsy material in the process.
In his haste he hadn’t even noticed the dildo blocking her entrance and he jabbed his cock at her hole and met the unexpected blockage. “What the fuck is that” shouted stepping back and thrusting a hand between her legs and coming back out a second later with the soaked purple eight inch dildo in his right hand; which he dropped onto his desk at the side of Fiona. “At least your nice and wet already” he commented just before he plunged his dick deep into her slippery hole.
Fiona’s eyes widened and she stared straight at me letting out a loud moan and a little yelp as Shaun withdrew and powered back into her pussy. I pointed to her then to my eyes telling to keep her eyes on me throughout the duration of her fucking with Shaun; it’s the first time that I’ve actually looked into Fiona’s eyes as she’s received another man’s cock and I have to say from the way it got my cock twitching in my pants it’ll be something I make sure I do again. The look in her eyes as Shaun fucked her deep and hard was unbelievable, occasionally her eyes would roll to the back of her head which seemed to be in conjunction with a deep moan and it was obvious that an orgasm was building up inside her.
About ten minutes later her moans and groans were becoming a little louder and her breathing was getting more and more rapid and I knew she was getting close to covering Shaun’s cock in her gorgeous sweet come. She dropped her head onto the desk and turned it to the side so that she could look into my eyes as her orgasm shook through her body; her hands gripped the edge of the desk and I could see her legs clamp shut as her cunt constricted and pulsed around Shaun’s meaty vein that she held inside her hole as her cunt exploded and her scream rang out in the small office. The twinkle in Fiona’s eyes I saw before they rolled to the back of her head and her scream turned into a low deep groan was a sign that she fucking loved being stuffed full of cock and she couldn’t deny it.
Fiona remained in that position for the next seven or so minutes as Shaun pummelled her pussy until he filled it with his creamy load leaving his cock inside her until his cock had limp and it fell out of her followed by a trickle of his sperm that landed in her knickers between her legs. She remained there until Shaun had dressed himself and replaced the dildo back into her sopping gooey hole with extreme ease. She knew that walking back to the top floor would be a lot harder now as the dildo was nearly falling from her cunt when she was pulling up her knickers and trousers.
It was actually quite comical watching Fiona struggle to walk back as the dildo had clearly slipped a bit and if it wasn’t for her knickers holding it place would of probably fell out and out her trouser leg. When we got back upstairs Fiona put the blindfold back on and lowered her trousers and knickers back round her ankles and assumed the position back n the stool. She had removed her breasts as I’d done before and then reached round to push the falling dildo back up inside her loose tunnel and then waited for her next call.
I shared dinner with Donald in his office whilst Fiona had hers in the workers canteen with the dildo still wedged in her cunt. They had decided to make Fiona have her lunch there so that it made her feel uncomfortable being surround by the workforce who may or may not of known if she was the new company whore or not. After dinner she would come back up and sit back on the stool waiting for hands to grope her there or a bell to ring in the distance.
During dinner I told Donald that I wanted Fiona to give me a guided tour of the warehouse and at first he seemed a little reluctant, probably from my comment in the morning about any of the staff were able to use Fiona. I assured him that I wouldn’t be broadcasting anything tom the workers but that I wanted Fiona to offer her services discreetly to one of the foot soldiers. He agreed but told me to be discreet and I assured him that I would be.
I went to Fiona who was where she should be and pulled the rubber cock from her pussy and chucked it on the sofa nearby.
“Get dressed, you’re taking me on a guided tour of the warehouse” she dressed and led the way to the elevators down to the second floor.
She showed me all around the office areas that were mainly made up of female clerks with the odd male IT support bloke mooching about. Next I met the lovely receptionists and then we entered the warehouse on the ground floor level. It was a huge place with isles of racking from the floor to ceiling covering the whole width leaving a big open plan bit at the front near the shutter doors. And Christ was it bloody busy, there were people in yellow Hi-vis vests walking about or driving battery operated machinery all over the place. And there were definitely a lot of Africans and eastern Europeans about.
The first mezzanine floor was equally as busy and full of the same sort of nationalities all rushing about trying to get their work done. Although this floor felt more enclosed and darker as it was at the back and had another mezzanine floor above. We then went through some double doors in the corner which led through to a staircase to get to the third mezzanine floor but also had some male and female toilets and in an instant I decided that this was an ideal location for Fiona to make a workers day.
“Wait her a minute” I said as I went into the men’s toilet. I was just checking the layout to see what I could do with Fiona. It was a small toilet with two urinals and two cubicles with a little bit of floor space that would be ideal. I went and fetched Fiona who was still stood outside the door like an obedient little dog. I led her into the toilet and she looked very apprehensive when I told her to take her trousers and knickers down and remove her tits like before and then kneel on the floor with her left cheek on the floor so she could see the door. “Now tuck your knees right in towards your chest Fiona and get that bum up in the air then stay like that”
“Where are you going?”
“I’ll be in that end cubicle there, listening”
“What for?” Fiona asked sounding very nervous.
“Listening to make sure you ask the next person that walks into fuck you in your wet cunt and fill it with their spunk ok” I then left her in the position and sat on the toilet a few yards away in the end trap with the door open; I was out of view but didn’t expect anyone to look in the cubicles when Fiona was presenting herself just there.
We waited a little longer than I expected to be honest considering the floor was a hive of activity but after about twelve minutes I heard the door creak open and a heavy boot land on the tiled floor and stop. Right on cue Fiona broke the silence.
“Please fuck me and spunk in my wet pussy”
“Oh shit, what the fuck” the deep voice certainly wasn’t English echoed round the small tiled toilet and then the door opened and shut.
“He’s gone” Fiona said getting up.
“Get the fuck back down there you stupid cunt I’ll be back in a minute” when I left she was back down on the floor tits out and knees in with her gorgeous arse pointing up in the air with her fuckable wet cunt begging to be fucked. I quickly popped my head out into the warehouse floor to make sure he hadn’t been to fetch a manager but nothing could have been further from the truth. He was coming back across the floor with a yellow stand up sign that said female cleaner at work in his hand, not only that he had two other tall polish looking men with him also wearing yellow Hi-vis vests. Shit I thought rushing back to my spot in the loo this would be a better than expected introduction to her workers than I thought.
What I did remember on my way back in was I had the eye mask in my pocket and put it on Fiona in the hope that they wouldn’t actually recognise her as they had probably never seen her before anyway, this would alleviate some of the risk of them giving her name to any managers not in the know yet. After covering her eyes I just told her to be ready to repeat her request as he was coming back; what I didn’t say was is that he’d bought his friends along.
A minute or so later the door went and a few footsteps were heard and one of the blokes told another to leave the sign at the door. I’d of love to of seen the panic on Fiona’s face, she had know idea there was three men now in the toilet.
“Fuck me and spunk inside my wet pussy please”
A chorus of deep foreign voices filled the room as they all told her that it wouldn’t be a problem in their mixed up English. One thing they were all in agreement on was the fact that she was a English slut as this was how they all referred to her. I couldn’t not watch was going to happen so I stepped out from cubicle with a finger on my lips and the men didn’t run off, I think the chance of some English slutty pussy was too good to be true.
“I’ll just watch” I said jumping up onto the basin area and sitting down to watch.
“I’m first” said the one that had come in first and he got behind Fiona in a squatting position after pulling down his jeans.
He wet two fingers and easily buried them in Fiona’s sodden pussy whilst he wanked his cock to full hardness with his other hand. He said something in his own language and his friends laughed then began pulling out their dicks getting them hard and ready. If I had to guess I’d say the men were in their late twenties like myself but were all built like brick shithouses; they had fat fingers and hands like mini shovels and all sported cocks over seven inches with good thick girth. Poor Fiona would know she’d been fucked by the time these lads had been through her that’s for sure and I couldn’t wait to watch.
The first lad was happy that his cock was hard enough so turned to be square onto Fiona and placed his large calloused hands on each of her hips then lined up his pink domed helmet between Fiona’s swollen lips.
“Here you go English bitch have some Russian cock” he said driving his solid tool in with immense force at the same time as pulling Fiona’s hips back with his big hands and strong arms.
“AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR” Fiona’s scream was so loud I’d be surprised if it hadn’t been heard on this floor as well as the floor above; the trouble was her screams continued to echo and ring out because the bloke was savage and hammered her time and time again driving down from his angle above and pulling her onto his invading Russian pole.
One of the other Russians saw the need to shut her up and pulled out his yellow safety knife and use it cut her knickers off which were soon stuffed in her mouth to dampen down her excessive squeals. She was still noisy but nowhere near as loud so Russian one carried on destroying her English cunt. His friends said something to him in Russian but he answered “I’m hurrying” in English so I knew they were getting impatient and probably worried about being away from their area too long.
After another three powerful thrusts he tensed and screwed his face whilst speaking quickly in Russian and his cock must have twitched and unloaded a huge load of foreign seed into Fiona’s womb. He pulled out with a noisy squelch and came round and knelt at her face leaning in and forcing it into her mouth. Fiona raised her head from the floor a little so that it was more comfortable to receive his big dick into her mouth. Once she’d cleaned his Russian come from his cock he jumped up and dressed and then left the toilet. Leaving his mates to have their way with Fiona the English whore.
The next lad was up her like a rat up a drainpipe and wasted no time in making Fiona come, I think the first lad had done all the leg work leaving his mate to get his cock creamed on for his efforts. The third lad decided he’d fill her mouth why he waited for her pussy and knelt in front of Fiona and pulled her head onto his stiff shaft. They had both been wanking their cocks while the first one went so they didn’t take as long and within ten minutes Fiona’s well used cunt was awash and leaking Russian come all over her trousers.
The two Russians didn’t wait for Fiona’s mouth to clean them up, they were dressed and out the door and back to work as they’d already been missing for twenty five minutes. I took the mask off Fiona and pulled her up and told her to dress. She was now knickerless as one of the Russians had pinched them as a trophy so she had to walk back up to the top floor trying to hide the big wet come patch on the back of her trousers where the three lots of Russian spunk had oozed from her; even her gusset was getting wet because without knickers her wet cunt was rubbing up against her trousers and making them damp too.
When we got back upstairs Donald was waiting for us as we’d been a lot longer than expected and he told Fiona to go to the clients’ room as she may be needed.
“Where have you been I’ve got clients waiting in my office?”
“The tour took a little longer than expected Donald don’t worry about it” I didn’t tell him about the Russians as I’m pretty sure word would soon be spreading around the workforce and he’d soon get wind of it.
I looked at my watch and knew time was ticking on, I had to get sorted for this party later as some of the family were going to be there so I had to make the effort; but I wanted to see how these negotiations went down so decided to hang around a bit longer then rush getting ready later. I went to the cctv room and settled in with coffee and flicked Donald’s room on the big screen and turned the audio up so I could hear what was happening. On the screen on my right I could see Fiona naked laying on a sofa with her legs spread wide.
The talk in Donald’s office was with the bloke from the phone call earlier and he was still refusing to budge on the price Donald wanted and was threatening to take his custom elsewhere. Donald didn’t want this to happen as it was going to be a nice little contract earning him some big money for the next five years, plus earning me nearly ten times my old salary in one fowl swoop so I was just as pleased when Donald bought out his trump card.
“Now Morris how about I say to you that I can offer you something a little bit different and a little bit special would you then consider doing business?”
“It’ll depend on what it is and whether it’s worth my while Donald”
“Ok Morris if you go to the room at the end of the corridor on the left and spend some time in there and come back to me when you’re happy and completely satisfied we’ll discuss things again and see if we can strike a deal, how does that grab you?”
“Ok Donald, you’re a decent businessman so I’ll give you chance here” the bloke called Morris pushed his seat back and stood up. He was a big tall man maybe six foot four with a huge beer belly hanging over his strained belt and trouser tops. I’m not sure Fiona will enjoy this too much I thought as he lumbered down the corridor until he reached the room on the end and swiped the card Donald had just given him in the reader and waited for the light to flash green. His big shoulder heaved the door open and it slammed behind him.
I could hear everything perfectly on the super audio system so settled in to watch Fiona seal the deal.
“Oh my” Morris said stopping in his tracks.
“Can I be of service sir” Fiona said rubbing her right hand across her cunt and holding her lips open showing Morris her swollen clit and sticky inflamed entrance.
There was a very awkward silence for about two minutes as Morris just stared at Fiona’s heaving naked chest and wet swollen cunt.
“Sir feel free to use my pussy” Fiona said again like she was reading from a script or something as again she spread her cunt this time dipping a couple of fingers in and sucking them clean. Still Morris stood in stunned silence so Fiona took the lead and walked over to Morris who looked down over his huge gut at the naked lady he’d never seen before standing before him. Fiona took his hand and led him over to the couch where she turned him round and sat him down his weight sinking him into the sofa he still looked very reluctant but didn’t stop Fiona undoing his belt and pulling his trousers down followed by his blue ‘Y’ fronted pants pretty soon he was naked from the waist down and his big gut was hanging all over the place nearly covering his cock.
“Lay down sir”
I could see that by Fiona making Morris lay down she’d stand a better chance of getting to his cock on which she’d use her mouth and cunt to please Morris making him sign on the dotted line for Donald. Once he was sprawled out on the sofa with one leg on and one draped off the side I was able to get a clear look at the cock Fiona was about to entertain. I think I even saw the look of amazement on Fiona’s face as his flaccid cock hung like a 500ml bottle between his legs. Morris’s cock must of been eight inches on the flop and I watched as Fiona timidly reached out and took it in her left hand and lifted it up. The thing was massive and her small hand only just fit round but even as I watched it was easy to see that it was growing in her hand and her fingers were being prized apart by his expanding girth. Morris’s cock would easily be the longest and would also over take mine as the thickest thing to violate Fiona’s cunt. It’s probably a god send that Fiona’s just had three big Russians up her to loosen her up a bit otherwise I’d think she’d struggle to accommodate Morris.
Morris had obviously noticed the look of horror on Fiona’s face and seemed to gain in confidence that she was scared of his huge dick. “I bet you weren’t expecting that were you?”
“No sir”
“We’ll I tell you what, your pussy looks wet already so why don’t you just get up here and ride me”
Fiona wanted wait a while longer but a big hand grabbed her and lifted her up almost throwing her on top of his huge dick, if she hadn’t put her hands out then she’d be split in two by it for sure she lifted herself up and hovered over his massive helmet and lowered her wet opening onto it. She felt her pussy lips spread wider than they have ever before as his huge helmet disappeared inside filling her completely. She came hard and noisily all over his cock after only four inches but that’s all she could manage and lifted up before dropping back on his telegraph pole letting four inches rip her open before jumping up again. She looked down at Morris’s face that was contorted in what looked like pain, he had his eyes closed and his teeth clenched then thought that maybe he’s not used his cock for such a long time that he’s probably close to coming. Fiona heaved herself up and down on his cock as quick as she dared too and set about bring Morris off as quick as possible. In her eagerness the increased speed of his massive cock rubbing her sensitive walls only made her come again as she erupted over his shaft covering it in her sweet juices, and with the added lubrication she lowered herself further onto the biggest and thickest cock she’d ever fucked.
I saw a fresh determination in her eyes that said she wanted all eleven inches deep in her womb and my god Fiona screamed her way through the whole lot until his wiry pubic bone mashed into her exposed clit and inner lips that were stretched to their limits. Fiona came again and at the same time bought Morris off deep into the depths of her womb; she somehow managed to lift herself off and flop onto the sofa between his legs…..spent.
I didn’t have time to stay around I had a party to attend so I quickly raced to the car a shot off home to get to my party.

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The Highschool Life of Ry Ch.1

Alright you guys, here is the complete version of this chapter as well as a promise from myself, that there will be many many chapters to come. to give you an idea, these first chapters will be apart of “book one: Sophomore Year”. I am planning to have 3 total books for highschool (sophomore, junior, senior) then the College life saga will begin. This will only continue through the positive feedback in the comments, I do not care about votes.

Meri-go-round part 1

My name is Steve, and this is a true story of a four year affaire that ascended into a whirlwind of lust, sexual experimentation and carnal gratification. From the very beginning both Meri and I threw caution to the wind and risked everything that we held dear for a shared obsession for sex. Looking back on that time period in my life, the realization that I lived a fantasy has set in and pressed me to share my tale. Though we were both married and agreed to never sacrifice our families, we found solace in each other and were able to satisfy the hedonistic desires that our spouses could not or would not consent to. I liken my time with Meri to that of a junky’s unrelenting need for just one more hit; knowing the risk and potential destruction but unable to resist the pure pleasure coursing through the veins. It’s been 10 years since our last rendezvous and Meri has since vanished from my life, but the incredible moments we shared continue to live in my dreams and memories. I hope you enjoy.
I first met Meri while working as an account manager for a firm in downtown Phoenix. I had been employed for nearly a year when Meri was hired and assigned to the cubicle across from mine. She came adorned that morning in a skin-tight black skirt suite that highlighted her amazing hourglass figure; standing around 5’8 with long dark hair and coal black eyes that penetrated the soul; her athletic body was highlighted all the more by her robust bosom and tight ass. Her flawless skin and face were perfect and could have easily graced the cover of any beauty magazine, a golden bronze glow hinted of a Hispanic or Mediterranean descent. She reminded me of a leaner/fit Kin Kardashian, without the jungle booty.
As fate would have it I was assigned to train her during the probationary period and we immediately hit if off, spending nearly every minute of those first few weeks working side by side. We began sharing every break and lunch reviewing work processes; as well as; chatting about personal and family histories. It was during these intimate times that my feelings toward Meri shifted from one of coworker to that of a perverse stalker. I found myself craving for a piece of her sculpted backside and flawlessly shaped breasts with each view of her gorgeous figure; struggling at the same time to hide the raging hard-on that seemed to permanently reside in my pants whenever she was near.
When her probationary period ended and our one-on-one training came to a close, Meri and I remained close, continuing to take lunches and breaks together as I did everything in my power to keep her magnificence in sight. It never ceased to amaze me how incredible Meri looked each day; her outfits appearing to be spray painted on, always emphasizing her assets and displaying the sultry curves of her delicious body. I would find myself waiting for her to arrive every morning for work and gawk as she bent over and placed her belongings into the bottom file cabinet drawer, giving me a dick hardening peek of her voluptuous ass. I think it should be acknowledged that my attendance and tardiness improved significantly with Meri’s hiring. In addition; as Meri struggled early on to familiarize herself with our computer software, I made myself readily available, should she call on me for help and I would need to rush and assist. It was my pleasure to lean over her shoulders while she sat in front of her monitor and point out how to navigate our systems, all the while looking down her blouse tops and gazing at the crescent lines of her mouth-watering breasts. I found myself hoping for any opportunity to be near Meri and ogle over her physique, always imagining what she would look like naked and sprawled beneath me, waiting to be filled with my manhood.
Within a few months our work routine changed forever as we sat alone one afternoon for lunch. Our office was located in a five story business complex that shared a common cafeteria on the lower floor with the various businesses and offices in the building. Seated with Meri that day and chatting like usual she asked toward the end of our lunch break, “Are you happy with your marriage”?
I had been married to a loving wife for nearly 8 years at the time and had two wonderful children as well. Though the sex life had disappointingly declined with each passing year, I considered myself content and answered yes before asking; “Are you”?
“I thought I was, but lately I’m not sure…I’ve been questioning my marriage and whether my husband still loves me”.
“That’s too bad…what makes you think he doesn’t love you anymore’?
“Things just haven’t been the same since the birth of our child two years ago. We don’t talk like we use to…I know kids change things and take a lot of time, but this is different. In fact, he hardly touches me anymore, I mean we’re hardly ever intimate…I don’t know if he’s turned off by me or if he has someone else”?
Shocked first by her confession, and secondly that anyone could be turned off by Meri, I shot back; “He’s a blind fool if he doesn’t find you attractive, I think you’re one of the most beautiful creatures I have ever seen in my life, and I sure as hell wouldn’t ignore or leave you alone…kids or no kids”!
Meri’s sad expression transformed for a brief second as the corners of her mouth curled up in a slight smile. “Thanks, I wish I knew if he felt that way too. What really upsets me though is I’ve worked harder than ever to stay in shape for him after the baby; and yet I feel as if it doesn’t matter…”
“Have you talked to him; maybe he doesn’t even realize what you’re feeling”?
“I’ve tried talking to him, he just gets angry and says, you know I love you …I’ve even asked him if there’s someone else… he just gives me a look of disgust and then storms off and we’re done talking for the rest of the evening”.
“Is there anything that he’s done or said that proves he’s cheating”?
“No, but even when I try to arouse him he completely ignores me. Last weekend, I wore this sexy nighty and pranced around the house for him. You would think he would have gotten the message when my boobs were hanging out and that the crotch in my outfit was pretty much…missing? That’s what makes me think there’s someone else…Would you ignore your wife if she came in practically naked and was totally throwing herself at you”?
The thought of Meri prancing in a nighty, her succulent breasts aching for my attention and her moist vulva ready to be penetrated left me breathless for a second. “Look there’s not a single guy in this building that wouldn’t give his left nut to be with you…Since the first day you arrived, that’s all I’ve dreamt about, I would kill to see you in something revealing and throwing yourself at me. You’ve got nothing to be ashamed of; it’s not your fault that your husband is an idiot”.
“So you’ve been dreaming about me since the first day I came to work…would you really kill”? She teased.
Suddenly I felt my face flush and realized I had spoken out of line, “I’m sorry Meri, I didn’t mean it that way…I mean…I did…or…I, just wanted to make you feel better”. “I have no idea what you must be going thru and I had no right to judge your husband”. Rising to leave, I continued; “I’ve said too much already and should probably leave”.
Stepping back from the table, I apologized once more and started to step away when Meri suggested, “I think you should sit down for a bit”.
Not sure what to think of her command and afraid to continue in the direction our conversation had turned, I did not react.
“Sit down…now”, she barked.
Fearing I was about to get a tongue lashing for the harassing comments, I practically cried; “I really am sorry, I spoke out of turn and had no right to say what I did”! Waiting for Meri to respond, I stood silent and waited for her to explode.
Lowering her gaze toward my midsection, I followed her eyes and was horrified to see the humongous bulge in my pants. Instinctively, I plunged back into my seat hoping to hide my erection. Hanging my head to avoid Meri’s attention, I felt the beads of sweat sprout along my scalp and temples.
“I don’t know what to say”, I mumbled more to myself.
“Soooo, what were you thinking about, was it the sexy nighty”? She smirked.
“I am so embarrassed; I can’t believe this happened…I’m speechless”.
Meri rose from her seat, placing her palms on the table and leaned toward me to speak in a hushed tone; “Guess what, I know you’ve been staring at my ass and tits for some time now and I’ve seen that bulge in your pants before”. Seeing the panic in my eyes she continued; “Don’t worry, I won’t tell; I have to admit that I’ve been turned on by it and have purposely tried to tease you by wearing clothes that would get you hard. I’ve wondered for some time now what that cock of yours would look and taste like…I’ve been fantasizing how it would feel up my ass”?
With the last word of her statement rolling off her tongue, Meri bolted upright, spun around and walked away from the table leaving me stunned in silence. As she stepped away I started out of my seat hoping to stop her before she could get far, but was reminded quickly of my bursting pants and plummeted back into my seat; looking to see if anyone had witnessed my obvious excitement I could only sit and watch Meri disappear through the cafeteria doors as I waited for the blood between my legs to subside.
When it was safe for me to stand again I sprinted to the elevator doors, hastily pounding on the floor buttons to retrieve my ride. As I anxiously waited my mind raced with what I would say to Meri, I knew I had to confront her to determine the authenticity of her statement, but how to broach the discussion again had me perplexed. The five floor ride was merciless; stopping at each level for passengers to exit and enter, standing at the back of the cabin, I felt my skin would explode as I impatiently rehearsed my line of questioning. “Bing”, the sound brought a heightened tension as the elevator doors slid open and brought me closer to the task at hand. Dashing through the office entrance I purposely sped past DD our receptionist; making sure not to make eye contact with her or any of my other coworkers and headed straight to the back of the room where I hoped Meri waited.
The office that I worked for was one of several satellite offices that covered the Phoenix Metro Area. My particular office employed 13 people; 10 account managers, 2 receptionists and the office manager. The office suite was simple in design with the reception area and Manager’s private office near the front doors. Spread out into two parallel columns were the individual workstations for the 10 account reps. Each row contained 5 cubicles that were separated by a shared aisle. My cubicle happened to be located at the very back of the office and provided complete privacy, with no incidental traffic passing by my entrance. I had always enjoyed the solitude but never realized how wonderful it would truly be until Meri changed everything. Adding to the privacy of our workstations was the way they were constructed. When most people think of cubicles, they probably think of the particleboard constructed partitions seen in most offices. Our cubicles were separated by plastered walls that stood around 5’ high and 3’ thick; encircling our work spaces with only a door sized gap as the exit into the hallway. This assembly added to the silence we all treasured and kept the background noise to a minimum. From my back corner, I could stand upright and look over my wall dividers and scan the whole office to see who was about or had entered our office. When Meri arrived and was assigned to the cubicle across from mine, it became the perfect setup for us to work in seclusion and mingle without notice from anyone in the office.
Hustling past my counterparts I approached Meri’s doorway, bracing myself for whatever her reaction might be. My hope of course was that she would confess to wanting me as much as I did her and that my sexual fantasies would soon come true. Rushing in I was surprised to see Meri; as if she were prepared and waiting, seated in the middle of her cubicle and facing me. Stopping just inside I hesitated briefly before summoning the strength to ask, “So what did you mean at lunch”?
“What are you talking about”?
Fearing I may have misjudged her, I whispered; “You know, what you said…about my…my cock”, I gestured with my index finger pointing to my crotch area
“Why, what’s wrong with your cock”?
“No…you mentioned…you wondered what it would taste like…or in your aa…your behind”?
“Oh that”, Meri answered as she lifted off her chair, grabbing hold of her skirt and hiking it up her thighs before sitting again and slowly closing the gap between us. I watched as she reeled forward, the wheels of her desk chair quietly scraping across the carpeted floor until she settled within inches of me. “I don’t know, what do you think it meant”? Her legs were spread wide and astride of mine, causing the hem of her skirt to rise even more and reveal the thin strip of her dark silk panties that brushed against her luscious treasure box.
“Well, I was thinking…hoping we could satisfy your curiosity”, I grinned, looking down on her now as she sat with her face parallel to my rising shaft.
“Hmmm, how are we going to cure my satisfaction”, Meri cooed as she calmly raised her right hand and began to rub the cloth of my pants, tracing the silhouette of my rigid pecker. Holding my breath, I watched in delight as Meri amused herself before reaching for my zipper and pulling down with a loud “ZZZZZ”. For brief moment I remembered where I was and quickly scanned over top the cubicle walls; relieved to see that there was no immediate threat as Meri reached for the sides of my fly area and with steady hands yanked outward to expand the opening. Without warning my dick sprang free, slicing between the threads of my fly and bobbed rigidly in front of Meri’s startled gaze. Recalling that the boxers I was wearing were the pair that constantly flayed open and allowed my penis to slither through the flap area whenever I became aroused, I smiled inwardly as I thanked my lucky stars that I had chosen to wear them that day.
“Whoa, someone’s anxious to meet me…and he’s a big one”, Meri panted as she took in every inch of my swollen member. “Mmmmmm, he looks delicious too”. Seizing hold, she made me twitch with delight as her fingers wrapped around my thick shaft appraising its weight and girth. My heart raced as she began to move her grip in a slow and deliberate pumping motion, forcing an uncontrolled sigh as I closed my eyes to enjoy Meri’s handjob.
“Looks like someone’s building up already”, Meri interrupted my dreamlike state after a few joyous minutes. Peeking to see what she was referring to I was rewarded by the sight of Meri’s tongue, extended and just millimeters from the tip of my joystick before making contact with the precum leaking from my tip. Scraping across my bulb and slit, she slowly pulled her head back; purposely elongating the silvery string of semen glued between my cockhead and her tongue. As she continued to back away, the silky thread-like filament began to bow and glisten from the glare of the overhead lights, until inevitably snapping apart; one end flipping up under her chin while the other dangled off the end of my helmet and fluttered in the air.
“Yummy, your juice tastes wonderful”, she exclaimed as she wiped the residue from her jowl and brought her hand to her mouth with the remnants of my precum. Licking her lips clear Meri grabbed hold of my organ and set about massaging its length in a hurried pace, the red of her fingernails becoming a blurred streak as she hammered away. Unexpectedly Meri’s head retracted, her neck tightening as her mouth spread wide forming a wide O before lunging forward in a lightening quick strike, impaling her mouth on my bloated rod, much like a snake taking its prey by surprise.
“Oh shit”!!! I squawked, forgetting for a moment that my co-workers were on the other side of the partition. “Oh, shit, that’s fucking good”, I repeated in a lower tone as Meri’s head bobbed back and forth, her tongue cradling the bottom of my shaft and warming its length. She had one hand at the base of my cock, holding it at the perfect angle for her piston-like assault while her other hand began to unfasten my belt and the clasp of my pants. Pulling away briefly, Meri helped me to lower my slacks and boxers; both sliding to the ground and bunching up around my ankles. Totally exposed and vulnerable, I stood submissively as Meri went back to work; her breathing intensifying and becoming louder as she took more and more of my dick in her mouth. My eyes were glued on her lips as they encased my pecker, leaving a smear of lipstick at her deepest thrust of my shaft.
“FFFWOP”, the sound reverberated off the thin plastered walls as Meri pulled away from her face fuck. “I want you to give it to me in my mouth when you’re ready”, she eagerly pleaded as she gasped for air and then returned to wolfing down my cock in a savage manner; slurping and sucking so loud that I began to worry again that everyone would hear the sounds emanating from the back corner. As the stirring in my testicles increased, I quickly checked the office once more to ensure we were safe.
My balls began to ache as they filled and the time drew nearer when I would erupt. Sensing my predicament and attempting to postponement my discharge, Meri released my drenched pecker, pressing it against my abdomen and clearing an open path for her ravenous mouth to dine on my hard balls. As she nibbled on my sack I felt her hand pat the inside of my thighs, signaling me to widen my stance. With my pants still crumpled at my ankles, I bowed my legs as much as I could to accommodate her silent request. With more freedom Meri tilted her head so she could take both testicles into her mouth, making me flinch slightly as she bit down and pulled at the skin of my scrotum with her teeth. Unprepared for what happened next, I nearly soiled myself as Meri startlingly penetrated my asshole with one of her fingers. I hadn’t noticed her hand sliding between my legs and ass cheeks when she tapped my thighs earlier, her index finger having settled on the rim of my anus before plunging foreword. I instinctively squeezed my rectum at first and fought Meri’s attempt to pierce me as the new sensation was discomforting. Unwilling to quit, she persisted until I finally relaxed and let her jab away, letting her explore deep inside my rectum.
Releasing her oral grip of my nuts, Meri asked; “Have you ever had your ass finger fucked before”? Still adjusting to the sensation, I apprehensively nodded no. “Just relax”, Meri continued as the finger in my anus worked in a spiral motion and her free hand clutched my cock in an identical cadence. Within moments the sensation became enjoyable and I felt my opening widen, inviting Meri to push farther and quickly add a second digit. Having only reached my early 30’s I had yet to reach the age of my first prostate exam, but if Meri’s manipulation could be so electrifying, maybe I wouldn’t have to worry so much when the time finally came I laughed to myself.
“How’s it feeling”?
“I can’t believe this is happening to me”, I huffed in response.
“I’ll be expecting payback you know”, Meri hinted as she lunged forward and consumed my cock in one swift move. Realizing I was close to the end her tempo intensified as she removed her fingers from my rear end and placed both hands on my hips. By now my balls were agonizingly rock solid and I could feel the floodgate ready to burst. Placing my hands behind her head, I grabbed hold and jammed all 8 inches as far down her throat as I could. Meri gagged struggling to take all of me in her mouth, but it was too late; by this point I was a volcano in pre-eruption mode, the lava surging upward and only seconds from bursting free. With Meri’s head firmly secured in my hands I began to violently pitch, my lower abdomen crashing against Meri’s nose and chin as I jammed her full. I felt my shaft swell as the cream quickened and my dick began to spasm. “Here it comes”, I gasped; unloading with a ferocity I had never experienced before. As my spunk showered the back of Meri’s throat in an endless convulsion of cum, I continued to gouge away at Meri’s mouth; still holding her head as she choked down my sperm. Balancing my spraying seed with a mouth full of throbbing dick, Meri labored to breath but never stopped or slowed her assault on my gushing well.
After several more spurts the contractions began to slow, prompting Meri to increase her suction to coax every last drop. When it appeared I had run dry Meri pulled back and grabbed hold of my shaft, pinching it like a tube of toothpaste until a final bead oozed to the surface. Grinning as she uncovered the hidden treat she pounced on my sensitive pecker one more time to gobble up the last remnants, before ending with an immaculate tongue cleansing of my cock. She expertly licked the length and circumference of my shaft, making sure to give extra care to my hypersensitive crown until it sparkled clean with her spit. Finished, Meri leaned back in her chair rolling her tongue across her lips and then smiled as we stared silently at each other. Rising to stand face to face she pressed her moist lips against mine, prodding her tongue inside my mouth and lathering my taste buds, teeth and cheek linings with her sperm coated tongue.
“Do you like the way you taste”? Meri trumpeted as she pulled back from our lip-lock. Experiencing another new sensation, I nodded in agreement as the salty taste marinated in my mouth. “I do too”, she chortled. Still shocked by the whole episode I remained cemented in place as I watched Meri retreat a few steps, smoothing her skirt down with a brush of her hand before turning her back to me and moving toward the hallway. Stopping to look back at me she chuckled and pointed; “I think you better put that thing away before someone sees it, if anyone walks in now I’ll deny everything and say you flashed me”.
Embarrassed suddenly as I took stock of my appearance; my trousers and briefs crumpled around my ankles; as well as; my balls and limp dick dangling fully exposed; I quickly reached down and pulled my clothes up and awkwardly redressed. With hands on her hips and brimming from ear to ear, Meri declared; “I’m going to get something to drink and clean up a little”, as she motioned to the cluttered hair I had tugged on earlier. “When I get back…do you think you friend there will be ready for some more? I’d like to feel him in my ass if you’re up to it”? And just like earlier in the cafeteria she spun around and walked away before I could respond.
Thrown for a loop again I quietly finished straightening up and buckled my belt as Meri walked past the other cubicles and out of the office. Alone and uncertain what my next move should be I shuffled back to my chair and plopped down, recalling the incredible blowjob and the fact that it had just happened at work. Likewise, Meri’s parting sentence echoed in my mind, “When I get back…I’d like to feel him in my ass”. Was she teasing me or did she expect me to fuck her in the ass? If so, was it going to happen here, in her cubicle again…now? And where was this relationship going? Anxious to find out what Meri had in mind I positioned my chair so that I was facing her cubicle and started to rub the outline of my spent cock; hoping to have it ready when she returned.

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Bus ride to sex

An incident similiar to this happened to me a few yaers ago then a hot online friend and I exchanged some private messages and the following story resulted.

High Fever Mom – 2

[b]Now that I was back home from the service, I of course, remembered the pleasures of the mutual masturbation with my mother some four years before. I was wondering if she would want to pick up that intimacy again. No need to wonder since my aunt and cousin were once again temporarily living with my parents, so there was no chance for us to get together. Just as well, since I hardly did more than sleep at the house, busy working, dating and running with the guys.
I got out of the service in September and was married at the end of November. My wife and I visited my folks one night, only to find everyone gone, except my Mom. She told us she had been to the doctor for her age old problem of a prolapsed bladder. She had had this for years and two operations. She proceeded to tell us the doctor couldn’t operate again. I was getting a bit uncomfortable at this discussion in front of my new wife. Then she said the doc had advised her that the only thing to help her condition was intercourse. That motion would tend to strengthen those internal muscles. Now, I was getting very uncomfortable.
She went on to say that Dad had given up any intimacy many years before and she turned to me and said: “I was hopeing you could…….” I leaped to my feet and started yelling at her for even suggesting such a thing to me and in front of my wife. I didn’t let her get a word in. To tell you the truth, my mother was quite outspoken and I was deathly afraid she might say something like: “Well, we were intimate several years ago and this would only be one step more”. I grabbed my wife’s arm and we left the house in a hurry.
On the drive home, my wife pointed out that I was really rough on my Mom and even though she was startled by the request, she apparently thought she was being above board in her unusual request and that I should call her from work the next day and apologize and let her down easy.
When I talked to her, I tried to mention some alternatives, such as a dildo. She didn’t even know what that was, but when I tried to describe what it was, she said she wouldn’t do that and besides the doc had mentioned that artifical means wouldn’t work as well as the real thing. She said Dad absolutely refused to do it and she certainly wasn’t going to find a man and not know his health, mental state and etc. Dad was the only man she had ever been with. She asked me because she could trust me, I was in good health, she knew I wasn’t unstable and etc.
I admit, as I talked to her, I became intrigued with the idea. One time, years ago, when we had been doing mutual masturbation, we were in such a position that as she jacked my cock, she was also rubbing it up against her cunt. I was never the aggressor, I just followed what she wanted, but this one time, when I felt her rubbing her cunt with my cock, I gave a gentle push to try to enter her, but she pulled back. Nothing was said, but her look was telling me no-no. Now here she is asking me to fuck her and I only have to say yes to make it happen. Well, I’m weak willed.
Friday nights, my Dad didn’t get home until after nine and my wife had to work until six at the bank. I got off at 4:30 and could be over to my Mom’s in ten minutes, so that’s what we arranged. I told her this could not be put in a diary, told to her closest friend nor even tell the dog!!
Friday arrived and I left work with great anticipation. Mom met me at the door in her robe, hair all fixed and makeup on. I kissed her on the cheek and she stopped me saying that was no kiss, especially considering the reason I was there. She gave me a big kiss on the mouth as she pressed her body to mine.
She had showered, so I jumped in for a quick shower and came out with a towel around me. We went in the bedroom and I sat on the bed. She wedged my legs apart and moved in closer to me. As she undid her robe and pulled each lapel to the outside of her beautiful tits, she said: “Remember the pleasures we used to have?”
I said I surely did as she bent over a bit from the waist to bring her nipples to my mouth. She admonished me that I couldn’t play favorites and had to suck the other one as well, which I happily did. Her tits were quite a bit larger than my wife’s, so I was really enjoying this when she said: ” Honey, I know you like my breasts, but my missus needs attention”. (My Mother was not worldly and didn’t use the earthy terms for tits, cunt, cock and etc., until sometime later when she kept hearing it from me and finally relented. Her cunt was “missus” and my cock was “mister”, but that didn’t stop her from enjoying every moment we were together.)
We finally layed down on the bed and renewed our pleasure at foreplay. She could have multiple orgasms and came very easily. I thought at first that it was the initial excitement, but over the years, she was always that way. When I got between her legs she asked me to go very slow, so I did. As my cock started in I would push gently, just an inch or so and then back out and then back in just a bit further….very slowly. She cried out a couple of times and I asked if it was hurting her and she said no, but her eyes were tearing up. She said later that it was so emotional for her. When I finally got all of the way in her and started a gentle motion, she came. I could feel her cunt muscles gripping my cock. I held it as long as I could, eeven stopping now and then, but I finally came big time. After a few moments we agreed that was wonderful and both went into the bathroom, she to the toiloet and me to the sink. Since I had to wait for the hot water, she was done before I started, so she took over washing and rinsing my cock. She said: ” What does this remind you of?” Of course, she was referring to when she nursed me through my illness and had to wash my hard cock and balls each day and that’s how this whole thing got started.
She noticed we had a half hour left before I had to go, so she suggested we go again, so back to the bedroom and this time I lasted for the whole time. She asked me if it felt as good as when I was with my wife. She got all excited when I said it was better simply because my wife had not had children and her cunt was quite tight whereas Mom’s cunt was very soft and warm.
Well, every friday we had our fun and once in a while we would get other chances, such as when my wife would go to her Mom’s to give each other a perm. After about a year, I got a job out of state and had to move. Several years later, Mom and Dad moved down to be near us and Mom and I could once again get together fairly often. Then years later, my Dad passed on, so Mom moved into an assisted living facility. Now, she was in her mid 70’s, but she still wanted to fuck once in a while. Through the years, I introduced her to oral sex, which she knew nothing about and was at first horrified that anyone would do such a thing, but given her love of sex, she soon came to love it. She especially loved to watch me ejaculate and so sucking me off was one of her pleasures. In fact, in her last years, she sometimes didn’t like to get undressed and do the cleanup and all, so she would lay her lazyboy chair back to the right height and I would stand beside it and she could lay there relaxed while she sucked my cock.
Well, enough of the story. Strangely enough, as told in the first installment, this all started with my Mom when I was almost 17. I must have been living right, because this started when a similar arrangement ended with my sister-in-law……in my 16th year…..and with my brother’s blessing!!! If anyone is interested, I will write that up and call it “Wild Sister-in-law”. Those are the only two stories of incest that I have. I don’t like fiction, so I don’t make up stories, but I will pass on some stories I got from contacts in the swinging world.
Incest can be bad when it’s forced or threatend, but when it is mutually accepted and people are treated with courtesy and respect, and your certain it won’t creat a pregnancy, then I think it is pleasureable to the individuals involved.
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friends with benefits in a stationery store part I.

I work part time at this shitty stationery store. My coworkers are complete dick bags, and my boss is an asshat, but there is one redeeming quality to my job. The girls. My store is situated in an upper class suburb, close to a local, all girls high school. And Jesus fucking Christ the girls here really are something.

This Morning

This isn’t really a story at all, but rather the true events that marked the start of my workday. I am a very lucky girl 😉

This Morning

This isn’t really a story at all, but rather the true events that marked the start of my workday. I am a very lucky girl 😉