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A true threesome story – I love getting revenge

This is a true recollection of my first threesome.
I was just barely nineteen years old, and I had been fooling around with one of my guy friends, who we will call Asher, for a little over a year when he started dating a girl we will call Selena. Now Selena, while gorgeous (very slim, tall, blonde, tan, and big fake perky tits) was a true pain in the ass. She was clingy with Asher, always talked behind my back because she knew I had been fooling around with Asher before he got with her, an all around pain in the ass. What she didn’t know is that he and I continued our “relationship”, even though they were together.
Asher was, and still is in fact, very good looking. 6’7, muscular, dark hair and dark eyes with olive skin, Asher had no problems getting a date. The only problem was finding a girl who would go along with his kinky plans, that’s where I came in. I am a sucker for a man with a kinky side, and Asher did not fail me. We hooked up drunk at a party at the beginning of my freshman year of high school, and ever since then we would meet up and fuck like kinky little bunnies. Hell, even into our mid-twenties we’ll still get together once or twice a year and go for a marathon weekend of anything he can think up. It was during one of those weekend get togethers he propositioned me to be in a threesome with his bitch girlfriend, Selena.
Asher had grown bored of her plain vanilla sex, and wanted to try to get her into our kinky plans before he had to end things with her. I agreed on the spot. I was only thinking about the fun we’d have with her, and the bragging rights of the century I’d have. I’d get to tell everyone that I had princess Selena, the girl who talked shit behind my back for several months, on her hands and knees eating me out while her boyfriend fucked her. The thought alone was enough to get my soaking wet.
Over the next month Asher and I continued to see each other on the weekend, and he didn’t bring it up again. Then one weekend in the middle of October he told me he had a plan. He had talked to Selena and told her everything, that he wanted a threesome with her and another girl. I was shocked that he was so blunt with her, and that they were still together. He explained that they fought, because she didn’t want to, but that he kept telling her it’d be fun and nobody would know. He also neglected to tell her I was the other girl. She eventually caved and told him she’d do it.
In the coming weeks I didn’t get to see Asher much because of work, but one day he sent me a text and told me the three some was on for that night. My heart jumped into my throat. I had been with girls before, but never a girl and a guy at the same time. My nervousness soon turned to excitement at the thought of getting a little revenge on Selena though, and by the time I got home and ready to go to Asher’s apartment, I was practically running to my car.
I arrived at Asher’s place and walked in like I always did. My jaw immediately hit the floor as I saw Asher, his entire cock down Selena’s throat. He looked up and saw me and gave me a thumbs up that I returned. He put his hand on Selena’s head and held it down, whispering to her to keep her eyes closed.
“Our guest is here, Selena.. Stay down, I’m going to blindfold you, it’s supposed to be a surprise.”
She groaned a complaint around his cock but kept her head down and her eyes closed while her wrapped a blindfold around her head and tied it. Once she was securely blindfolded, I got beside her and rubbed her large tits through her shirt. She moaned and pulled away, her head dropped backwards in pleasure. I raised an eyebrow at Asher.
“She took some pills to loosen up. I think she’ll do just about anything we say or want.” He told me with a grin.
I smiled in return and leaned down to Selena, kissing her lips. She eagerly returned the kiss, shoving her tongue in my mouth. We kissed and I straddled her lap, ripping her blouse open roughly as we made put on front of Asher. I pulled her shirt off and threw it away from us, groping her naked tits. I broke the kiss and pulled away from her, standing up I looked to Asher.
“Can I eat her?” I asked him breathlessly, barely able to contain my excitement.
He nodded and started running his dick in his hand, telling Selena to show her pussy to me. She did immediately, hiking up her skirt to reveal her puffy hairless pussy. I groaned and stood up, quickly shedding all my clothes and undergarments before diving into her. I attacked her pussy with my tongue and scratched her inner thighs as I pushed her legs out as far as they’d go. With her slick sweet pussy open to me, I buried my face in it and started tongue fucking her slippery cunt, my nose rubbing her clit hard as I fiercely ate her out.
“Goddamn that’s hot! Don’t stop, mm girls.. Don’t stop.” I heard Asher talking behind me but I didn’t care, I was in heaven. I was so focused on giving Selena her first earth shattering orgasm from the mouth a chick, I didn’t hear Asher get behind me. It was only when I felt his large cock press against my asshole I knew what he was doing. I was no stranger to anal sex, but rarely did it with Asher due to his size, but that night, he was dead set on fucking my ass so I moaned and opened up to him. As he worked his thick cockhead into my tight anal ring, I started suckling Selena’s hard little clit, my fingers working deep into her soaked snatch. She screamed out and started grinding against my fingers, so I added a third and kept fingerfucking her and sucking her clit. Moments after adding a third finger she gasped and her pussy juice exploded onto my chin. I immediately started lapping up her pussy and swallowing every drop that went into my mouth. Suddenly a pain ripped through my body, and I realized Asher must have got impatient not getting any pleasure, and yanked my body backwards, impaling my asshole onto his big fat cock. I screamed and gritted my teeth.
“Fuck you Asher, jesus! You can’t do that with that fucking monster you call a cock!”
Asher laughed and slowly pulled me back and forth on his cock, rubbing my hips as he did. I looked at Selena and rubbed her pussy, and she tensed up, moaning.
“Oh god, it’s you, isn’t it? Jenni, is that you?” She sad as she sat up and took the blindfold off, looking at me on my elbows and knees, face first in her cunt as her previously thought to be devoted boyfriend was balls deep in my asshole. I nodded and kept rubbing her pussy, licking around her clit slowly. She moaned and flopped back, covering her face in embarrassment. I grinned and sucked her clit between my lips, causing her to scream out and moan. Then she did the unthinkable. She sat up, looked down at me licking and sucking her clit, and told me she wanted to taste me.
I stopped in my tracks, my heart skipping a beat again, but I nodded and pushed back against Asher.
“Ash.. She wants to taste me, let me up.”
Asher growled and kept a hold on my hips, thrusting into my ass harder.
“Ow fuck! Just let me sit on the damn thing then, you can put it right back.” He considered the idea then pulled back quickly, yanking his cock from my tight asshole with a pop.
Asher sat on the couch and I stood up, my back facing him as I sat down on his fat knob, his hand guiding it back into my slick asshole. I positioned myself so my feet were on the edge of the couch and my legs spread, and he started pushing up into my asshole, slowly fucking me. I looked down at Selena and beckoned her to me. She crawled on her hands and knees sheepishly, watching her boyfriends cock slide deep into my ass. I smiled as she approached and told her to do what I did to her. She shakily nodded her head and started to lick my dripping pussy from my clit all the way down to Asher’s cock sliding in and out of my asshole. I moaned and leaned back into Asher, pulling Selena’s head into my pussy as she ate me out.
Asher started thrusting harder and faster into my tight hole and Selena was getting the hang of pussy eating quickly, I was in heaven again. With the warm tongue darting in and out of my pussy and Asher’s fat cock violating my ass, I lost it. I ground my pussy into Selena’s face as my girly cum squirted into her mouth and my asshole clamped hard around Asher’s cock. He gasped and pulled me down hard by the hips, moaning as he sprayed his thick cum deep into my bowels. I screamed and went limp against his body, Selena still lapping my juices up hungrily.
After a few minutes I pushed her head away and leaned forward, moaning as Asher’s cock started to slip from my hole. With a wet pop we were separated and I fell down on my knees, moaning as I felt his cum start to leak out of my asshole. Asher sat forward and pushed me over on my hands and knees, forcing three fingers easily into my ass as I screamed in pleasure. He yanked his fingers out and I sighed. I heard I little commotion behind me and suddenly Selena was behind me, leaning down over my asshole that was propped up in the air and she surprised us again. Selena started licking her boyfriend’s cum out of my asshole, paying great attention to make sure she got it all. Asher held her head there and told her to get it all as he forcefully fingered her pussy, making her cum once more as she licked my ass clean.
After that night I hooked up with both of them many more times, and selena even moved in with me now that we were fuck buddies. I still see Asher, and I’ve hooked up with Selena in the last month, but we three haven’t gotten together again. Maybe soon…

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A Wild Night at the Stripclub…

I had very recently started dating a guy when I found out it was his birthday. I asked him what he was doing and he said him and all his friends were going to the strip club to celebrate.
“I love strip clubs!,” I said. I really do. I think being naked is nothing to be ashamed of and if these women can make money doing it, why not?
“You should come with us,” he said.
I declined politely and told him I barely knew him (we had only been dating two weeks) and that he could go out and just have a good time with the guys. I hadn’t even met his friends yet.
“But it’s my birthday and I really, really want you to come,” he pleaded.
He put the guilt trip on me so I finally accepted his invitation.
The night of his birthday I had to meet them at the strip club because I was working until about midnight. I had been to a few strip clubs before when I was teenager and had never been to this specific strip joint.
I arrived at about quarter to one in the morning and damn, I looked good. I am 5’2”, 115 pounds, C size breasts, nice, luscious ass. I was wearing a vintage mini dress with a belt with brown boots. I was wearing pantyhouse underneath the dress because it was a November night and unseasonably chilly.
I paid the cover charge at the door and made my way into the darkened, main area. There were 4 stages, all lit up with neon lights on the ceiling. As soon as I walked through the doorway, every man’s in the place eyes shifted from the dancers to me. I saw Matt wave to me from across the room and I made my way over.
He got up and kissed me ‘hello’ and introduced me to all of his friends. Over the next few hours, I had a great time. Aside from being with a good guy that I actually really liked and being praised for being “so cool” to be the only chick in the stripclub, I also really enjoyed pussy in my face. That was something that Matt had no idea about. In fact, no one did.
I had only had a few lesbian experiences prior and had told no one about them. I believe that every girl is entitled to have a few naughty secrets.
Matt kept giving me singles and I’d put them on the counter in front of me and wait for the girls to come to me. They always came to me first before they went to any of the guys sitting around me. They’d stick their titties in my face and then spread their legs in front of me, maybe give it a little rub or two. I was definitely turned on but not overly so…until I saw her.
None of the girls really tickled my fantasy (no pun intended) except one. She was easily 5’10, 5’11 (of course, with the stripper heels on), had long black hair and fringe bangs. She was either very light skinned black or biracial. She was very skinny, small tits but had a great little bubble butt. She came into the stage in a neon yellow bikini.
I immediately put a few dollars right in front of me. As soon as she saw me do it, she came right over with more enthusiasm then any of the other strippers had.
“Hi”, she said to me as she smiled.
I smiled back.
She untied her bikini top and put it around my neck. Her tits were small, probably A’s but they were nice and her nipples were erect. I have a big fetish for nipples. I motorboated her and she smelled so good. She then started to feel me up. The guys began hollering and clapping and I loved the attention.
She then did something I totally wasn’t expected. She actually dipped under the cup of my bra and pinched my nipple. I instantly clenched up. That was my weak spot. I think the guys just thought she was still feeling them since her hand was down my dress and they couldn’t really see.
“My name is Whisper”, she said as she removed her hand and moved onto Matt sitting next to me. She untied her bikini bottoms and her spread her legs for Matt and I. She had her clit pierced and had a big purple barbell going through it. If I had any doubts as to if Whisper liked girls, they were erased as soon as I saw that piercing.
She continued her routine for a few more minutes and I watched her intently. I feel minutes later, as the next girl began her performance, I felt as though the chair I was sitting in was wet. I got up and looked down at the seat and then put my hand on it to feel it.
“What’s wrong?”, Matt asked me.
“I think someone spilled something on my seat”, I said confused.
He reached back and felt my ass.
“Your dress isn’t wet,” he said.
I thought started to panic that I started my period. I told him I was going to find the bathroom.
I looked around and couldn’t find it so I asked one of the waitresses. She said there was no bathrooms for females, just the bathroom in the back aka backstage. She said she had to go back there first and let them know a customer was going to be coming in. She went in the back, a few seconds later came out, smiled, and said it was fine.
I walked through the door labeled PRIVATE and was surprised to see it looked like a gym locker room…a very raunchy gym locker room, that is. There were about half a dozen strippers back there, some eating Chinese takeout, some doing their hair and makeup and I saw one on the house phone. I didn’t see Whisper anywhere.
I smiled nervously and made my way to two saloon type doors labeled BATHROOM.
I was a little annoyed that there wasn’t really a door to the bathroom, just two of those saloon type wooden swinging doors. I guess there’s no point in modesty in a strip club.
The strip club was a relatively nice place but the bathroom looked like it belonged in a crackhouse. I saw a hook to hand my bag and then I began to take down my pantyhose and I couldn’t believe what I saw.
My underwear, as well as the crotch part of the pantyhose were soaking wet. I had no idea I was that turned on and I knew it had to have been Whisper that got me that wet. I peed and just as I was wiping myself (and my inner thighs that were also wet with my juices), the doors swung open.
“Ummm, someone in here!,” I said.
There she was.
Whisper stood in the doorway and as soon as she turned around on the toilet, apologized profusely and turned her back.
“I am so sorry, hun! Do you mind if I just grab some baby wipes under the sink?”
“Oh, uh, no, no problem,” I said as I hastily started pulling up my underwear and pantyhose.
“Thanks”, she said as she smiled. God, she was gorgeous.
She walked over to the sink as I struggled with my pantyhose. She bent down, opened the cabinet doors and took out a huge box of baby wipes. She started to untie her bikini bottoms.
She caught me looking at her and she said, “You don’t mind, do you?”
I laughed nervously and said that I didn’t.
“I already saw the goods, remember?”, I joked.
She laughed too. “Yeah, I remember. You’re gorgeous, by the way”, she said to me.
“So are you”, I said.
She thanked me and put her bikini bottoms on the sink. She propped one leg up and started wiping herself with the baby wipes.
“So,” she said casually, “is that guy in the button down shirt your boyfriend?”
“Oh, uh, not really, we just started dating. We’ll see what happens”, I answered.
“You like girls?”, she asked.
I was stunned. I wasn’t expecting her to ask me that! She must have caught how badly I was trying to advert my eyes from her tan shaven pussy as she wiped it with the moistened towelette.
“I like to play around,” I said coyly.
“Oh yeah?”, she said. “What do you think of this?”
I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. She then took her fingers and spread her pussy lips all the way open so I could see her pink little hole. It was way more graphic then when she was performing – they don’t even part the lips, really.
It was like a trance; I couldn’t look away from it.
“It’s nice”, I said. “I like your piercing”.
She giggled and continued to wipe herself.
“Well, when the club closes up, a few of the girls stay here to service some of the members. You should ditch the guys and stay here with me. I could get one of the other girls to join, too”.
I didn’t know what to say. I had a million thoughts going through my head. How could I ditch Matt on his birthday? Am I ballsy enough to fuck a stripper? Are they clean? Do they do this a lot? Where would we do this?
Finally I just smiled and said, “I better get back out there”.
She smiled and said goodbye and went back out to Matt and his friends. He asked me what took so long and I just lied and said I had to wait to use the bathroom because it was occupied.
Around 4 in the morning the club started to empty out and Matt and his friends were blind drunk. I told them I think it was time we left and Matt asked if I wanted him to come with me since I had driven there alone.
“No, it’s okay, go with your friends,” I said.
Just as they piled into his friend’s car I told them that I had to stop at the gas station right by the entrance to the parkway so don’t be alarmed when I wasn’t behind them.
I kissed Matt goodbye, got in my car and pretended to follow them. Just as I said, I pulled into the gas station, waited for them to be out of sight and then turned around and headed back to the stripclub.
When I got back there, Whisper was sitting on one of the couches out in the front lobby, talking to another stripper that also got me hot when she performed. She was chunky but gorgeous. She had long dark hair, D size tits and a nice pussy. She wore a tank top when she performed and didn’t take it off; she would just pull down to expose her tits. I guess she was self conscious about her gut but I still thought she was the second sexiest stripper in the joint. I remembered her name was Nina when they announced it over the speaker hours earlier when she performed.
As soon as Whisper saw me walk back in, her face lit up.
“You’re back!”, she said. “I was just talking about you to Nina”.
Nina smiled from ear to ear. “You’re hot, girl”, Nina said,
I thanked them and we chatted for a few seconds. Whisper then suggested we go back to the backstage area where I had used the bathroom.
When I was back there using the bathroom I hadn’t noticed that behind a row of lockers there was a curtain. I followed Nina and Whisper back there and there was a hidden room back there. It was tiny and was only big enough for the large couch that was in it. I also noticed there was a large blue Tupperware bin in the corner. There was no door to this room, just a sheet for privacy.
“You think this is enough privacy?”, I asked.
“All of the other girls either went home or they are in the suites with the VIP customers. This area is strictly for females”, Whisper explained.
So they have done this before, I thought.
“Do you mind if I stay?”, Nina asked sweetly.
I told her I didn’t. I put down my purse and sat on the couch and Whisper sat on one side of me while Nina sat on the other.
Whisper asked what I liked sexually. I told her pretty much anything and I especially like to be dominated and even more so when it is done by other females. Nina was stroking my leg when Whisper began kissing my neck. Whisper then asked me to strip down to my bra and panties.
I took off my boots and then slid off my pantyhose. I undid my belt and then pulled my dress over my head. I had on a pink satin bra with pink lace boyshort underwear. I sat back down between them.
Whisper began massaging my breasts as she kissed me and rammed her tongue down my throat. She grabbed my face hard with the other hand and said, “you like that?”
“Uh-huh”, was all I could manage to answer.
She reached behind and unhooked my bra.
“Nice titties,” Whisper said.
Nina sucked on the left one while Whisper sucked on the right one. I could feel my stomach drop and knew I was going to be soaking wet…again.
They were sucking and biting and I felt like I was going to explode.
“You’re a little whore, aren’t you?”, Nina asked as she looked up from my large, pink nipples.
“I’m your little whore”, I answered.
Whisper started to giggle. “Good answer!”. She said.
I hadn’t noticed before but Whisper had a tongue ring and she was lapping it all over my nipples. I wanted to touch myself so bad but I wanted to wait since I knew the anticipation is what makes it great.
A few minutes later they stopped sucking on my tits and got up off the couch and stood in front of me..
“Spread that pussy open and let us see it,” Whisper demanded.
I slid off my underwear and spread my legs for them. They started to take off their tops.
“Fuck yea”, Nina said.
“Spread it open with your fingers, bitch, as wide as you can,” Whisper said.
I did as I was told and I was spreading it so hard that it actually started to hurt. I like the feeling of my hole being stretched open like when I am at the Gyno. I looked down and my pink pussy was glistening under the florescent light from the clear goo that kept coming out of my pussy.
“Play with it,” Nina said. Now both girls were taking off their bottoms.
I began to massage my clit as I watched them undress. Whisper put one leg up on the arm of the couch and began to masturbate while she watched me. Nina was just pulling at her nipples, biting her lip, her eyes fixated on my tight, pink dripping pussy.
I began to moan lightly; I didn’t want to be too loud incase there were still girls back there, still getting their shit ready before they headed out for the night.
I kept rubbing my clit until I needed penetration and then slid one finger into my hole. Whisper followed my lead and inserted her finger into her hole as well and started fingering herself furiously. I began teasing my taint and asshole and Whisper did the same; it was like a dirty game of Simon Says.
Nina was sucking on her fingers and then slid them down between her legs and started massaging her clit. A few seconds later, Nina walked over to Whisper, grabbed her by the neck and started to kiss her.
“Oh, yeah…”, I said. Watching them go at it was going to get me off in no time.
Nina took Whisper’s hand and removed her from her pussy and instead, started massaging Whisper’s pussy. Nina moved her mouth down to Nina’s nipple and started sucking as she teased Whisper’s pussy. She’d lightly rub her clit then massage her outer lips. I could tell Whisper was dying for it because she kept bucking her hips, trying to get Nina to put her finger inside of her. It was killing me, too. Finally, Nina took two of her fingers and inserted them deep into Whisper’s wet, throbbing hole.
Whisper screamed.
“Oh, fuck!”, she yelled.
A felt a wave of heat come over. I continued to pump my finger in and out of my pussy while massaging my G-spot and clit with the other hand.
“I’m gonna cum!”, I exclaimed.
Nina and Whisper stopped like a deer headlights.
“Don’t you dare cum until we say!,” Whisper yelled.
I had to stop touching myself, then. If I kept going, I was going to soak that fucking couch.
Without warning, Whisper grabbed me by the hair and forced me face down, ass up on the couch. Now this is the kind of shit I liked.
“You’ll do what we say, cunt”, Whisper said.
My face was smushed down into the couch cushion with my ass in the air. I heard Nina open the bin in the corner. I tried to look but I couldn’t see what she was taking out because Whisper had me so forcefully face down. Then Nina came by my face and dangled pink anal beads in front of me.
“Ever had these before?” she said.
“No”, I said nervously.
I really hadn’t done much of anal play in my lesbian experiences; I usually only experimented with it when I masturbated.
“Get that pussy and ass nice and wet,” Nina instructed Whisper.
Whisper let go of the back of my head and felt her spread my cunt lips open from behind. I felt her tongue ring slid in and out of my inner lips as she played with my clit with her hand.
“Yea, yea, yea…”, I kept saying. It felt so good. I kept trying to concentrate on something unpleasant to keep me from cumming.
Nina watched Whisper eat both my holes out for a few seconds before coming in front of me and spreading her legs.
“Ever eaten pussy, bitch?”, she asked.
“Yes”, I said.
“Good, then you better eat it good,” she said as she settled back in the corner of the couch, anal beads still in hand.
I could feel Whisper move up to my asshole and it tickled and I would tense up a little. In front of me was Nina’s nice, pink, meaty pussy and I couldn’t wait to taste it. She took my face and forcefully buried it right between her legs. I began sucking her clit and she started going wild.
“Oh yea, slut, just like that,” Nina said to me.
Then, without warning, I felt Whisper insert her finger into my asshole. At first it kind of hurt then I couldn’t believe how good it felt as she rammed her finger in it over and over. I reached up and pinched Nina’s nipples as I sucked on her sweet pussy. I took one finger as I sucked on that big clit and massaged her G-spot. I knew she would cum in no time. Within minutes, she grabbed my hair, got super tense and came all over my face. She then got up and went behind me where Whisper was still eating my ass and pussy.
“Suck on these, whore”, Nina said as she rammed the plastic anal beads down my throat. I gagged.
I got them as wet as I possibly could. I was honestly terrified of how much it would hurt. I handed them back to her and Whisper and Nina inserted the anal beads into my rectum. When I told them it hurt, they told me to shut the fuck up and take it…so I did.
Nina went back over to the bin and took out a pair of handcuffs and a strapon. They cuffed me behind my back and instructed me to lay flat.
“I’ve never been fucked by a girl before,” I said.
Nina began to put on the strap on and Whisper sat up my chest.
“Are you gonna make this pretty pussy cum, slut?”., Whisper asked me as she spread her pussy lips in front of my face.
“Yes”, I said.
I saw Nina in the corner squirt some lube on the plastic cock that was now harnessed on her.
“Spread your fucking legs wide, whore”, Nina said.
I couldn’t really see her since Whisper was sitting on my chest. I had no idea what Nina was doing down there and the unknown made me so hot.
I then felt the big cock fill my tight pussy. I screamed loudly.
As soon as Nina got a rhythm and began to fuck me, Whisper spread her pussy lips right on my face and instructed me to lightly flick the barbell in her clit with my tongue. I did just as I was told.
Nina now had my legs in the air and was holding my ankles as she thrusted the cock deep inside me. I knew it wasn’t long before I would get the urge to cum again.
“Make sure you tell me before you cum and you can’t cum until you make Whisper cum,” Nina said.
Whisper then instructed me to stop licking her clit and stick my tongue out, stiff and straight up. Oh shit, I thought to myself. She is going to ride my tongue like it’s a cock.
Whisper spread her hole open as far as it would go and inserted my stiff tongue into her pussy. She grabbed my hair by my forehead and literally rode my face. She massaged her clit furiously the whole time. Her juices were spilling out all over my face and my tongue was aching but I didn’t care. It was the hottest thing I have ever done. Within about two minutes, Whisper came all over my face, neck, chest, tits and hair. She then massaged her cum into my tits as she pinched and pulled them.
Nina was all red and sweating now as she kept fucking my little pussy.
“Tell me how much you like it,” Nina said, out of breath.
“I love it when you fuck my pussy”, I said.
I felt that wave again.
“I’m gonna cum!”, I said.
I felt Whisper slide down and take a handle on the anal beads.
“Now!”, I said as I felt that rush come over me. Whisper pulled out the anal beads one by one and my orgasm lasted for about 30 seconds.
When it was over, I looked down between my legs and the whole couch was drenched. They said they had never seen a girl cum so much in their lives.
The three of us got dressed, used the bathroom, cleaned up and then went to smoke a cigarette. We talked for about a half hour about meaningless stuff like the weather and how badly the New York Yankees sucked this season and then I said goodbye. They both kissed me hard before I walked out the door.
When I got back in my car I realized I had left my phone in there. I had 7 missed calls and even more text messages from Matt. When I called him back I made up some story about running into an old friend at the gas station and going to get a drink with them. I am still dating him today and he still has no idea how one of our first dates, I had a wild threesome with two skanky strippers.

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