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A MATURE WOMAN

A mature woman
Seats in front of me,
She is smart and sexy,
She’s a fairy!
Her skirts are more than mini
I watch the splendid show
Her figure drives me crazy
And forces cheeks to glow!..
She is so sly and and tricky,
She plays her secret game,
And I am feeling pricky,
I want this prize to gain!..
She thinks I’m young and silly,
She treats me like a boy…
But I control my feelings –
She’ll get in my decoy!..,

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Lesbo Gonococci

I cast mine burdens
Yon o’er dale
And set out ye yonder to dry
And yon viilage wench doth squeezeth my scrotum
And caused upon me to yank
Mine shaft of stiffened groin based piss whistle
And sucking thoust tang from wang
Gee I gotta say unto thee
Put a sock on it
In Brazil
Put a sock on it
In South Dakota
Put a sock on it
In Jerry Jeff Walker’s house
Put a sock on it
O’er thine hill and dale
Thost putith thine sock upon it
Yet she had upon her
The lesbo gonococci
He had upon him
A big gonococcus
His sack
Was packed with man ointment and gonococcus
Short on sleep
Thine long on sack
Big gonococcus
Taste ye of bile and bitters
Of filth and the lesbo gonococci
Packed with man ointment and gonococcus
Bukkake
Gokkun
Bazooka

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Ass Hair Lemonade

Ass Hair Lemonade
If you want to make excellent lemonade, you have to start by making “Sugar Syrup” (also known as “Simple Syrup” “Bar Syrup” “Simple Sugar Syrup” or “Rock Candy Syrup”). The same is true when you are making Ass Hair Lemonade.
While most recipes for Sugar Syrup call for two parts sugar – one part water, I prefer a Sugar Syrup for lemonade or ass hair lemonade made with one part water – one part sugar. This is also in keeping with the traditional Lemonade starting proportions of 1 cup of water, 1 cup of sugar, one cup of lemon juice.
Before making the Sugar Syrup, get a razor and spread a portion of newspaper on the floor. Stand on the newspaper while you dry shave off your ass hair. A dry shave is recommended (no water and of course, no shaving cream) because it is easier to collect the ass hair when you are done.
Collect the ass hair and make the Sugar Syrup.
To make “Sugar Syrup” (also known as “Simple Syrup” “Bar Syrup” “Simple Sugar Syrup” or “Rock Candy Syrup”), bring one cup of water to a boil in a small saucepan. Reduce the heat and add one cup of sugar to the boiling water.
Once the sugar has completely dissolved, remove the saucepan from the heat and let it cool a bit. Stir the ass hair into the cooling Sugar Syrup. This will ensure effective dispersal of the sugar and the ass hair into the lemonade instead of having the sugar sink to the bottom, and the ass hair float to the top.
While the “Sugar Syrup” (also known as “Simple Syrup” “Bar Syrup” “Simple Sugar Syrup” or “Rock Candy Syrup”) is cooling, extract the juice from 4 to 6 lemons to make 1 cup of lemon juice. Add the juice and the sugar/ass hair water to a pitcher. Add around 4 cups of cold water, more or less according to taste. Refrigerate 30 to 40 minutes.
Serve with ice, sliced lemons.
Serves 6.
You will find that the Ass Hair Lemonade is different depending on how much ass hair it has in it. A hairy ass makes for a thicker Ass Hair Lemonade. Italian male Ass Hair Lemonade would be much thicker than Swedish Lass Ass Hair Lemonade. Try as many different kinds of Ass Hair Lemonade as you can!

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Chili Ass Hair Dog

Depending on who you ask, a chili dog could be a guy taking a dump on a chick’s chest and tittie fucking her, a guy taking a dump in between his partner’s ass cheeks, then rubbing his shwang in between the aforementioned ass cheeks until he squirts a load of baby batter at the top of the crack, having anal sex with somebody who has diarrhea, or a hot dog with chili on it. I will be referring to the latter with the extra added flavor and texture only ass hair can add.
Coney Island style Ass Hair Chili for Chili Dogs
1 pound ground chuck
1 large onion, chopped
3 cloves garlic, minced
1 six ounce can tomato paste
1 cup water
1/2 tablespoon sugar
1 tablespoon prepared yellow mustard
1 tablespoon dried, minced onion
2 teaspoons chili powder
1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon onion powder
1/2 teaspoon celery seed
1/2 teaspoon ground cumin (heaping)
1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper
1 Ass worth Ass Hair
First, get a razor and spread a portion of newspaper on the floor. Stand on the newspaper while you dry shave off your ass hair. A dry shave is recommended (no water and of course, no shaving cream) because it is easier to collect the ass hair when you are done.
Collect the ass hair
Brown ground beef in a skillet.
Add onions when beef is half way through browning. Add minced garlic when meat and onions are almost done.
Add remaining ingredients EXCEPT ass hair; stir well to combine. Simmer over low heat 10 minutes.
Add ass hair. Simmer over low heat for 5 more minutes.
Serve over hot dogs, Coney Island style!
Chili Cheese Dog
Depending on who you ask, a chili cheese dog could be what you gave after taking a dump on a chick’s chest, tittie fucking her, and cumming on top. It could also be a chili dog with cheese on it. I will referring to the later.
To make a Chili Ass Hair Cheese Dog, simply follow the instructions for Chili Ass Hair Dog and add a slice of your favorite cheese to make it a Chili Cheese Ass Hair Dog!
Enjoy with Ass Hair Lemonade (See recipe in my account)

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Little League Mom

This beautiful mother at our Little League game really gets under my skin or more correctly I get into her skin.