Virginity

Drunk & Disorderly

How many young men, doubtful as their sexuality, have been too shy to do anything about it without first getting drunk? So what was I supposed to do when my neighbours’ 18 year-old, in a state of compliant drunkenness and terrified of his parents’ wrath, was dumped by his friends on my doorstep one night?

Angelique Awakens

My name is Angelique.I am a 20 year old half English/ Half French, Bisexual girl living in London with my lover and partner Heidi. This is the true story of how, because of my Favourite Aunt’s “Openness” towards Nudity and Sex and my incredibly high Sex Drive I Blackmailed the guy I chose to take my virginity during the Summer School Holidays. And how subsequently he taught me to be a true Sex Addict.

First Time M4M

This is a true account of my first time with another man. I’ve never realized how wild my inner desires were until I met him.

My First Time With Sarah Part 2: She Had Me So Close

intro: Thanks for all the positive ratings and comments. For all you new readers, please read part 1 before reading this chapter. I’m amazed at how fun it is to write down these memories and share them. I encourage others to start writing. Enjoy!
As i was driving home, my head was spinning. I went over and over the evening’s events like you would replay a good scene in a movie. Sarah was a lot younger than I, but yet she was so confident. I found it incredibly sexy.
As any teenage guy would do, I spent the remainder of the night marvelling at the situation i had found myself in and considering where things would go from there.
I went to bed without contacting Sarah. Being slightly immature, and somewhat insecure with my sexuality at the time, i found the most logical decision was to play it “cool” and wait until Sarah contacted me. Sarah must have been thinking the same, or suddenly had decided to play “hard to get” because She didn’t contact me either.
Day after day went by, and i still hadn’t heard from Sarah. In fact, I didn’t so much as see her in the halls at school. My highschool wasn’t huge by any standards, but still large enough to make running into a grade 9 in the halls fairly improbable. After what seemed like weeks (in actuality a couple days) of holding tough with the “play it cool” plan, i began wondering if what we did was more of a one time deal. My thoughts were changed when on the friday during my second period functions class i received a text from Sarah reading,
“hey stranger, what are you doing this weekend? 😉 ”
I’m pretty sure I wore an permanent smile for the rest of the day.
I worked at a local restaurant on weekends, but luckily i worked friday night and saturday morning. so relieved that i was free saturday afternoon/ evening, i quickly responded,
“Hey! i was starting to think i wasn’t going to hear from ya! 😛 im free on saturday. what did you have in mind?”
“Hey! i was thinking the same thing!!! but Amy, her boyfriend and I were going to rent a movie Saturday night. Wanna come?”
I felt foolish for waiting three long days for Sarah to text me. I made a mental note not to do it again, and considered her invite. Part of me was hoping that our next so called date would involve us being alone, however i was still excited to see her. And hey, hanging with Amy didn’t really stop us last time so who knows!
I confirmed her invite and got the details of when I should be there and we both broke off our conversation to concentrate back on class work (that was the idea anyway). The rest of the day went by incredibly fast. I worked until 11pm Friday night. I worked from 9am to 4pm the next day, and before i knew it, I was sitting down for dinner with my family on saturday. I casually brought my plans up as a dinner conversation topic. I left it so that I was just hanging out with “a friend”. After a couple of investigative questions from my parents they bought it. After dinner i got cleaned up the best i could and left for Amy’s.
When I arrived this time, I rang the doorbell but instead of receiving a warm welcome from Sarah, Amy’s dad answered the door. I was 100% thrown off my game and in all honesty I can’t remember what he asked, or what I said, but it must have worked because he let me in and showed me downstairs to where Sarah, Amy and her boyfriend were. I found them concentrating hard at playing rock band.
I announced my arrival, and received somewhat casual responses as all three of them were glued to the screen. As they played, I noticed Sarah was wearing grey trackpants with a red tank top. Im sure other guys can agree, trackpants on some girls can be a bit of an eye sore, however on a perfect ass and toned legs like Sarah’s, it looks amazing (as you can tell i have a soft spot for girls in trackpants). I sat down and watched them play (rather impressively) until they finished the song. Once they finished, Amy introduced me to her boyfriend Zack. Once introductions were finished, Sarah handed me the guitar and said
“here, you HAVE to play” while giving me a surprisingly stern look. I took the guitar and Zack chose the song “reptilia” (for any enthusiasts out there). I remember this song, because to this day it brings back fond memories. I started playing, barely managing (as I was playing on hard for my first time), when i felt a hand creep over my hip and rest in my lap. I was startled by the contact after being here only minutes. I knew it was Sarah’s hand, but i was confused and concerned as to why she did it with how obvious it would be to the others. I answered my own question when i peaked away from the screen and saw Amy and Zack with fixated gazes at the game. Even though Sarah just rested her hand in my lap, and she refrained from teasing me further, i found myself getting hard. I could have sworn i made out a small grin of satisfaction on Sarah’s face as she noticed my involuntary reaction. The fun didn’t last long though. The combination between looking away from the screen, and more importantly, the added distraction now sitting in my lap, took a tole on my playing ability and within the next minute I lost all concentration on the game and the three of us failed the song.
With the end of the game, and the increased chance of her being noticed Sarah pulled her hand from my lap and patted me on the knee as she withdrew her arm.
“nice try! you did well” she said with a smile. I gave up the guitar, and Sarah suggested to Amy that we start the movie. Amy threw in some horror movie and the four of us settled in. Amy had requested that her boyfriend and her get the long couch, while Sarah and I sit in the smaller loveseat. Sarah reluctantly agreed on our behalf, and we began to watch the movie. Amy and her boyfriend were snuggled up under a blanket and Sarah and I shared a blanket covering our legs and lap.
I half anticipated Sarah to grab hold of my hard on as soon as the movie started but she held off. This time was different. Although last time there was a chance of getting caught if Amy returned to the room, this time Amy and her boyfriend were feet away and the chance of our activities being discovered was greatly increased. We watched the entire movie without making any real sexual move apart from the odd hand caress.
The relationship/ Soft side of me was happy and content with just cuddling while watching a movie. At the same time though, I was already Hard before the movie even began. And that didn’t change with our bodies being in such close proximity to each other.
As the credits rolled for the movie, I noticed Sarah start to play with her phone. And then I noticed that Amy was using her phone shortly after Sarah. This continued for a minute or two and I guessed Sarah and Amy were talking to each other. I made a mental note to ask Sarah about this later. After a couple minutes passed and neither couple wanting to move and disturb their comfortable position. Amy finally got up, much to the discontent of Zack, and she removed the movie replacing it with the movie I Spy. I wasn’t counting on a second movie tonight, but it was still relatively early and I could afford to stay out a couple more hours. Besides I was still hard as a rock, and curious to see if anything would happen with Sarah. As the second movie started, Amy got up and took Zack by the hand and lead him away from the entertainment room. I didn’t care to look, but i made the assumption from Zack’s awkward dismount off the couch that he was dealing with similar problems in his pants.
As they disappeared out of the room behind us, Sarah leaned into me and kissed me. It was soft but still firm enough to indicate how long she was waiting for it. I kissed her back, and then i’m disappointed to say that i broke off the kiss.
“Are they coming back?” i asked
“eventually” she said with a laugh.
“they went to Amy’s room, so im sure they will be a while” she said smiling at me.
That was all the encouragement i needed, as i took control for once and moved in and kissed her. This time was longer and more passionate and it didn’t take long before our tongues met each other. Sarah didn’t waste another minute either and broke the kiss momentarily as she focused at undoing my belt. Once loosened, she dove her hand into my shorts and under my boxers. It took her a matter of seconds before she had a comfortable grip and was slightly stroking me in the same direction as my right leg.
The feeling of her warm hand on my dick was amazing. I soon realized however that my shorts weren’t very accommodating to our situation and it was difficult for Sarah to build up any speed with the limited space she was working in. At first this disappointed me, but i realized that limiting her control of my dick, was consequently increasing my endurance. Although the touch of her hand on me was sensational, I was fairly certain that i could hold out without blowing my load for a good while like this.
Pleased that our interaction was going to last longer, I decided to pay Sarah some attention and repay her for the pleasure she was giving me. I tucked my fingers under the edge of her tank top and worked my way up. To this day Im the kind of guy who takes pride in taking his time with foreplay ensuring to lengthen the experience as well as fulfill a girl’s needs. However, after being hard for 2 hours now, my mind and body ached for her. I ran my hand up Sarah stomach, and stopped only when it hit her bra. I wasn’t an expert at bra sizes, but looking back id guess her to be a large B cup at the time. Which looked amazing on her small grade 9 frame.
I worked her breasts through her bra. That didn’t last long before my desire to explore her body further drove me to tuck a few fingers under her bra. She jumped and grabbed my harm. I was concerned that maybe a pushed my boundaries and went a little too far or fast but then my worries disappeared as she took my arm, removed it from her shirt and then placed my hand directly in her crotch giving it a slight “press” before letting it go. I could feel heat rising from between her legs. I convinced myself that she wanted my hand to work her pussy so bad that she removed it from her bra. (i later found out she actually is very self conscious about her breasts and that’s why she removed my hand). I started rubbing her through her track pants. Although i new she was enjoying this, i felt by the intense look on her face she was ready for more. I stuck my hand down the front of her pants, under her panties, and went straight to work on her pussy. She was already extremely wet. And at the time i had very little to compare it to, but i can comfortably say now,she was more wet than almost every girl i have been with.
I didn’t spend much time on her clit, i went straight for what pushed her over the edge last time. I inserted a finger and started massaging her g-spot. Her pussy was so wet that the slightest motion with my finger inside of her was causing an obvious swishing sound. I didn’t care now and continued harder. She responded by doing her best to quicken the pace on my dick. the result was actually slightly painful with my shorts constricting my dick’s movement, but it didn’t stop me. I continued massaging Sarah’s insides and like before, it didn’t take long before i could feel her getting close. she removed her hand from my dick and grabbed onto my spare hand, holding it tight. meanwhile her spare hand shot to her crotch and held my hand still. My finger still deep inside her. She turned her face into my neck and buried it above my shoulder. Her hips spasmed and her pussy held onto my finger like a vice. her spasming paused as i felt what seemed like every muscle in her body contract. she stayed like this for the better part of a minute before she started to relax somewhat. Small erratic twitches still corrupted her body from time to time but she was calming down. She leaned in and kissed me. As she broke the kiss and she whispered “that was amaaaazing” in my ear. I couldn’t tell whether her loss of breath and weakened state caused her to whisper or her fear of the others catching us. Regardless it was really hot.
I’m sure before she was calmed down completely, her hand returned into my shorts and started stroking my dick again without wasting a minute. This time, without having to worry about maintaining access to her pants, i adjusted slightly giving my dick slightly more room to move allowing Sarah much easier access and control. She started at a very quick pace, obviously determined to repay me now. I knew at this pace, i wouldn’t last long. Now with less friction caused by my shorts, the feeling of her hand was blissful (for lack of a better term). As i felt myself building, knowing that i would probably lose control in the next minute, a stern voice from behind us interrupted Sarah’s rhythm.
“where is Amy?”
it was her dad. somehow he came into the room behind us without us knowing.
I could hear him approaching behind us. fear struck, i quickly glimpsed down and was relieved to see the blanket still covering us adequately. Sarah left her hand around my dick but remained mointionless now as Amy’s dad stood over us. He was evidently checking on us and apparently how the movie was. Before Sarah could answer as to where Amy was, Amy and Zack both walked back into the room.
“hey dad!” she stated as innocent as she could. Evidently the two of them heard her dad come down and came out of her room before he discovered where they were.
Amy’s dad questioned them about the whereabouts and Amy simply replied
“we went for a walk”
I didn’t think her dad was going to buy it, and I was a little nervous to be in the room when he snapped, but he calmed down and accepted her excuse and soon left us alone.
With Amy and Zack now in the room watching the movie with us, Sarah discretely withdrew her hand from my pants, and snuggled closer to me in an innocent, but somehow apologetic fashion. This is the first time i became quite clear with the meaning of the term “blue balls”. I had come so close to losing control and finishing i was almost in pain from the way things stood now. The only positive was the fact that my dick no longer hurt from being so hard after Amy’s dad scared the shit out of me and it frankly.
The movie ended and i found myself saying good bye and leaving incredibly turned on with a bad case of blue balls. Sarah stopped me at the door grabbing my shirt.
“text me when your home safe ok?” she said. I agreed before she pulled me a little closer by my shirt and kissed me. It was innocent at first but after we momentarily broke, she pulled closer to me still, and we made out for a long minute. before she said bye. Once again i swear i could sense an apologetic tone in her voice but i couldn’t be sure.
I drove home quickly, wanting to get home and “relieve” my pain. Once i got home I kept my promise and sent a text to Sarah. She hastily responded saying “im really sorry about tonight. ill make it up to you i promise!”
The last part of the message jump started my imagination. As if i needed more fuel to run with while trying to remove my “tension”. I went to sleep thinking about what she was talking about and how long id have to wait before i found out.
End of Part 2: She had me so close
Stay tuned for Part 3!

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Jamie (edited)

I went to a competition to cheer on my friend Michelle, then she introduces me to her perfect teammate
(re-posted with some necessary editing)

The Absolute Perfect Girl

This is a true story about my girlfriend and me. It’s our love story and how we lost our virginities to each other. She is aware that I’m doing this and fully supports it. In fact, she read it and loved it. So if people like it, I might write about more of our sexual escapades. They won’t be nearly as long, though. I know this one is a little [okay, a LOT] lengthy, and I apologize. I just really wanted to tell this story. I promise it’s worth the read, though.

Potential Part 12

A teenage boy’s normal struggles with growing up are complicated by his porn brain and pantie fetish, or at least that’s what he thinks. There might be more to the story.

My First Time With Sarah Part 1: Meeting Sarah

Intro: I have been a huge fan of this site for as long as i can remember. I finally decided to share my story with hopes that readers will find the same enjoyment from it as i have found from many quality stories posted on this site. Once again it’s my first story so please feel free to give me feedback. If the overall feedback is positive ill write another instalment. This is the story of my first time. names of the people involved have been changed to protect their identity.
My story starts 3 years ago. I was 17 years old, and a grade 11 in high school. Prior to my grade 11 year, I had been a competitive swimmer for 7 years. And being just after i quit, i prided myself with my athletic build. I was 6’3, 190lbs with a clear, tanned complexion and brown hair. I considered myself a little lengthy but i had been told by a handful of girls that i had a “hot” swimmer body.
Up until this year i had only dated a few girls. I was fairly inexperienced when it came to sex, and I based everything i knew on what i had learnt from watching porn. The few relationships i did have, for the most part involved making out and on a couple occasions went as far as me fingering a girl or receiving a hand job. Never did it progress any further until i met Sarah.
I had very recently broken up with my girlfriend, and in all honesty i was upset at how my relationship had ended. We were just beginning to get real “intimate” and physical when things ended. Im not one of those guys who puts effort in to relationships for the sole purpose of getting laid. however, i was a typical horny 17 year old boy, and sex occupied my mind all day, everyday it seemed.
So, i was sitting on my couch at home one night, watching tv and every few minutes checking Facebook with my laptop. Like many teenagers my age, Facebook was the new thing, and everyone used it. I heard a beep, and noticed i had received a friend request from a girl named Sarah. Before accepting, i checked out her display picture and thought her face was familiar but i wasn’t sure where i had seen her before. She looked cute from what i could tell and i accept her friend request. amazed within a minute or two of accepting her, she started a fb chat with me.
Our conversation was very casual at first. She told me how she was a grade 9 at my high school and how she did gymnastics and such. the conversation slowly turned as she asked about my girlfriend, obviously interested in my relationship status. I told her we had broken up recently and how i was “single and ready to mingle” (trying to make it seem like i was completely over it). Her response surprised me. she immediately responded saying “im sorry to hear that things didn’t work out… but im kinda glad. I have had a crush on you since the first time i saw you in the halls”
catching me off guard, I took a minute before responding and thought about what she had just typed. I decided to play it cool and said “well im flattered. maybe you and i should hang out sometime?”
Thinking that this grade 9 girl would be slightly shy about just telling me she liked me i didn’t expect her to take me up on my offer immediately. i figured i was pretty safe and it would take some time before she felt comfortable enough to hangout. (seeing as we really had no friend connections or anything with each other to kinda break the ice).
however she shocked me again when she said “omg i would love that. how about tomorrow night? im going to a friends house after school and spending the night.”
turned on by this young girl’s confidence i agreed to meet her at her friends house.
We talked for another hour or so about directions to her friends house and what we should do together and finally we exchanged phone numbers. After saying good night to her, ( and receiving the ever important “good night XO” from her i fell asleep wondering where this was going. Thinking back, If someone told me where it was heading, i would never have believed them.
I got to school the next morning. keeping an eye out in the halls for Sarah. curious as to what her reaction would be if we ran into each other. I figured she would be shy and possibly even avoid me at school. but i was proven wrong when our paths crossed between 3rd and 4th period. she was with her friend and i was alone after just leaving my friends to get to class. I saw her and her friend coming down the hall towards me and she had already noticed me and had the biggest smile on. we stopped momentarily to say hi, and she asked me if i was still ok with hanging out after school which i replied “absolutely”. her and her friend continued walking away. That’s when I really noticed Sarah. she was wearing a colourful sun dress (unusual for someone her age) but she looked incredible in it. And i couldn’t help but notice as she was walking away that she was incredibly hot for a grade 9. She had the perfect ass, and her breasts made her look like one of the seniors at school.
It goes without saying that my mind was elsewhere during 4th period physics, and i was having trouble concentrating on anything. finally, the bell rang, i collected my things from my locker, and headed for my car. I picked up a bite to eat from subway as i gave her and her friend enough time to get home and settle in. finally i finished my early dinner and drove to the friend’s house. I Walked up to the small house near the school and rang the doorbell. I was happy to see Sarah answer the door and invite me in. She acted like we had known each other for years and it made seeing her outside of school really easy. She invited me downstairs to an entertainment room and introduced me to her friend Amy. Amy was nowhere near as good looking as Sarah but she seemed like a really nice girl.
The girls informed me that Amy’s parents were out of town for the night so we got the house to ourselves. The girls decided to play some rock band for an hour or so and i watched them play. declining every opportunity to take a turn at it. (not wanting to embarrass myself with my horrible ability at rockbound). The girls finally got bored of it and suggested they make a sandwich for dinner and we all watch a movie after. I was happy with this, knowing that movies were always a safe bet for a date, or when ur just getting to know someone such as my situation.
Amy threw on Fools Gold and we all got comfortable on the couch. Amy sat by herself on the love seat and Sarah and i sat on the couch. Before too long Sarah was slowly shuffling her way closer and closer to me until she was half leaning on me. I loved the contact and i started getting turned on by how confident and comfortable she was with me.
Just then the phone rang and Amy jumped up and left the room to answer it. This got me more excited now that it was just Sarah and I. Sarah pressed up against me further and moved her hand to my thigh. WIthout taking her eyes of the movie, she ran her hand up and down my thigh getting closer to my now very hard dick with each pass. I couldn’t believe what was happening and i just sat there in disbelief and let this beautiful grade 9 girl rub me through my shorts. Sarah paused for a second and grabbed a nearby blanket and threw it over us, making sure to cover my lap. She started in right where she left off and began feeling by dick from the base to the head, now running alongside my right leg.
Just then Amy re-entered the room saying it was her parents checking in on her. She glanced at us now covered with the blanket but didn’t say anything. to my astonishment Amy’s presence had no effect on what Sarah was doing. she continued slowly tracing my dick through my shorts, periodically making sure the blanket was keeping her activity hidden.
Another few minutes went by and the phone rang again. Once again Amy jumped to her feet and ran out of the room. Finally Sarah took her eyes off the screen and turned to me
” hey, do you mind if we lay down and get comfortable, im getting a little tired”
not wanting to ruin what had going on but also optimistic about the new position she was suggesting i agreed and we shifted so we were laying side by side on the couch with the blanket over us.
Once we got comfortable Sarah rolled away from me on her side and shifted back, pushing her ass directly into by hard on, and nestled into me. she then found one of my hands with hers and began slowly playing with my hand rubbing it in hers. This went on for a few minutes before she took my hand. and gently led it around her to the edge of her dress on her thigh. Pretty sure by this point that i knew what she wanted i began moving my hand under her dress slowly making my way up her leg. My movements were immediately met by Sarah reaching down behind her, and grabbing my dick. This time she was more firm with her grip, and she started stroking me through my shorts.
My heart began racing as my hand reached the top of her leg and i continued over top of her panties until my hand rested on her mound. I started working my fingers over her clit and she responded by pumping me faster. This was making me very hard but i knew that as long as she was pumping me through my shorts i wouldn’t lose control. It took less than a minute before Sarah’s panties were soaked with her juices. I remember thinking to myself “this girl is sooo wet for me and we haven’t even kissed yet”
I kissed her on the back of her neck, lingering there a moment as i adventured under her panties and continued rubbing her. She was so wet that my hand was coated by now. I slid a finger into her and started slowly in and out. She was incredibly tight. after a few minutes of this and watching sarah’s heart rate and breathing frequency increase, and her hand now working a vigourous pace on my dick, I changed my strategy and dove a finger into her and started working her g spot. This sent her over the edge immediately. she stopped rubbing me and just kept a death grip on my dick. her pelvic muscles were spasming and she was thrusting erratically back and forth against me. her pussy clenched my finger and she closed her legs together locking my finger deep inside of her. The sight and feeling of this combined with the possibility that her friend could walk back in at any moment almost sent me over the edge. This was easily the hottest thing i had ever seen. she slowly regained her composure and settled down. exhausted from the orgasm i had just given her she removed my hand which was now just resting on her mound again. she turned to me and kissed me deeply. No sooner did we part lips when Amy came back into the room explaining that her boyfriend had called. Amy noticed us laying down now and asked in a playful tone whether we were comfortable or not, I couldn’t tell whether she noticed the beads of sweat on Sarah’s face. so i pretended like nothing had happened.
I was slightly disappointed that Sarah didn’t get me off (but i would soon learn she was too), but at the same time i felt so good with what had just happened. After all, this was just the first time we hung out.
After the movie ended i decided to go home. Sarah saw me to the door while Amy remained seated. As I finished putting me shoes on i looked back to
Sarah to find her smiling back at me.
“oh my god” she said with a smile
“We need to hang out again”
I smiled and agreed. she gave me a quick kiss on the lips before i got into my car and drove home.
no sooner did i leave the neighbourhood when i received a text from her “oh my god. you were amazing”
End of Part 1

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Dutch Virgin

Dutch Virgin
Q: What do you call a virgin in Dutch?
A: Goodandtight!

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Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”
“What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?”
“Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was… God! I miss him! But now that I’ve married you, I’m really excited!”
“Good,” said the new husband, “but, why?”
“You’re a lawyer. This time I know I’m gonna get screwed!”

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